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THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER This one is a little different...

This one is a little different... Two Different Versions!

Two Different Morals!



OLD VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer

long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.


The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and

plays the summer away.


Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.


The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.



MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!





MODERN VERSION:



The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building

his house and laying up supplies for the winter.



The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and

plays the summer away.


Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and

demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while

others are cold and starving.



CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the

shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home

with a table filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast.



How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor

grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?



Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and

everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.'



Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant 's house

where the news stations film the group singing, 'We shall overcome.' Jesse

then has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake.



Nancy Pelosi & John Kerry exclaim in an interview with Larry King

that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call

for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.



Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act

retroactive to the beginning of the summer.



The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of

green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home

is confiscated by the government.



The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits

of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which just happens to

be the ant's old house, crumbles around him because he doesn't maintain it.



The ant has disappeared in the snow.



The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the

house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the

once peaceful neighborhood.




MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2010.
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  • +7 MattieJaye October 16, 2009 15:51:36
    MattieJaye
    We should have been more careful since 2000,, and we'd better change things now. Our generation needs to be the one that reframed and saved America or it will be the one that stood by while our beloved country died,

    Get rid of your apathy. One voter alone doesn't make any difference, but all of us together control the game if we choose wisely.
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  • +1
    sglmom October 16, 2009 23:39:08
    sglmom
    (Shudder) -- I'd be laughing if that MODERN Take is not so .. TRUE.
  • +1
    Wayne October 16, 2009 22:37:09
    Wayne
    That pretty much says it all.
  • +1
    Jada October 16, 2009 20:52:07
    Jada
    This is exactly what is happening to us. Scary.
  • +2
    Angel Among Us ♥†♥ American... October 16, 2009 19:57:57
    Angel Among Us ♥†♥ American Patriot
    It would be hilarious if it wasn't so true.
  • +5
    Art October 16, 2009 19:34:24
    Art
    You forgot...the ant is racist!
  • +1
    HighTec... Art October 16, 2009 23:50:38
    HighTech ~ We have elected the Enemy
    Naw... that's covered... "The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of
    green bugs..."
  • +1
    Legend October 16, 2009 19:11:57
    Legend
    The more I learn the more complicated everything becomes!

    While attempting to learn of the Qu'ran and Muslim's goals for the world, a friend sends me a link to show what Zionist are really all about. It seems that Muslims and Zionists have a lot in common.

    Since both of these cults now dominate the Executive Branch of the White House, what must we do to insure we get a pro-American Congress in the next election. Take lie detector tests?
  • +3
    nails October 16, 2009 17:00:54
    nails
    Great story.
  • +3
    keeper October 16, 2009 16:22:38
    keeper
    Love it!!!! I hope FOX comes to the rescue!!!
  • +3
    ɟʇʇoɔs October 16, 2009 16:21:51
    ɟʇʇoɔs
    Thats a good parable
  • +3
    ~KarMa~POTL~What goes aroun... October 16, 2009 16:17:54
    ~KarMa~POTL~What goes around...comes around...
  • +2
    Getreal October 16, 2009 16:10:32
    Getreal
    Wow so many scare tactucs in one post, your pushing the fox and friends envelope aren't you......
  • +3
    hmjtrj-... Getreal October 16, 2009 16:21:59
    hmjtrj-11/02/10 "JUDGEMENT DAY"
    Call the red phone and make YOUR case. Tell us where we are wrong.

    red phone case wrong
  • Getreal hmjtrj-... October 16, 2009 18:00:11
    Getreal
    You really want me to show ALL of your errors? I can't since this is make believe, just like what you are using these inuendos to make it look like......so keep up with the propaganda maybe we'll all be way better off for it.... errors inuendos propaganda
  • +1
    hmjtrj-... Getreal October 16, 2009 20:15:00
    hmjtrj-11/02/10 "JUDGEMENT DAY"
    Sure ..go ahead. Be sure to post the sources
  • Getreal hmjtrj-... October 16, 2009 20:35:29
    Getreal
    Ok. give me time, I have ten thousand things going on in my life right now, from a few people wanting to hire me as a blogger to switching normal jobs to poor medical family memebers...so it will take a bit.
  • +1
    emoadventuregal October 16, 2009 16:06:27
    emoadventuregal
    kool
  • +4
    BienvenuJDC October 16, 2009 16:01:55
    BienvenuJDC
    Seems pretty accurate...
    pretty accurate
  • +7
    MattieJaye October 16, 2009 15:51:36
    MattieJaye
    We should have been more careful since 2000,, and we'd better change things now. Our generation needs to be the one that reframed and saved America or it will be the one that stood by while our beloved country died,

    Get rid of your apathy. One voter alone doesn't make any difference, but all of us together control the game if we choose wisely.
  • +3
    gtstc MattieJaye October 16, 2009 16:23:11
    gtstc
    the real problem is that the last time we all voted our people made a grave mistake. Now we have to stop what is happening as well as educate the dumbasses that voted the way they did last time.

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