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'Tanning Mom' Action Figure: Funny or Sad?

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If the now-infamous "tanning mom" really took her 6-year-old daughter into a tanning booth, causing skin burns, it's not really that funny. But it's hard not to laugh at this action figure. HeroBuilders.com, the custom doll retailer that created the Michaele Salahi and Anthony Weiner dolls, is selling a "tanorexic" action figure based on "tanning mom" Patricia Krentcil. "We thought it was a funny thing to do," said the novelty company's president, Emil Vicale, according to The Associated Press. The orange-faced doll costs $29.95.

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Krentcil, who faces a second-degree child endangerment charge, pleaded not guilty in Newark Municipal Court last week; she's now free on a $2,500 cash bond. Police told The Nutley Sun newspaper they were called to the child's school April 24 because the kindergartner was in pain from a "pretty severe sunburn," and that she was complaining of itching, saying she had been to a tanning salon with her mom. Krentcil says her little girl got a sunburn from being outside on a warm day. She also says she's innocent and her critics are "jealous."

"I'm innocent and it's proven... I would never -- never -- put my daughter in a tanning booth..." Krentcil told TMZ. "Any mother that makes an accusation about me is not a mother, because I'm a great mother and I would never do that to my child." When asked by TMZ if she's the target of a witch hunt, Krentcil replied: "Yes. Yes. There's somebody out there on my whole life that doesn't like me because they're jealous, they're fat and they're ugly."

The owner of City Tropics Salon in Nutley said employees who were there that day told him the girl remained outside with her father and brother and didn't go into the tanning booth while Krentcil was inside, CBS and The Associated Press reported. New Jersey state law prohibits anyone under 14 from using a tanning salon.

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  • xavier 2012/05/11 05:29:01
    Funny
    xavier
    I'm glad they made the action figure the mother deserves it she is too proud and stupid to admit to her horrible crime and that is my opinion
  • Steelangel 凸 Metal Up 凸 2012/05/11 05:08:14
    Funny
    Steelangel 凸 Metal Up 凸
    +1
    Reminiciant of the aborigines of australian desert plain
    Reminiciant of the aborigines of australian desert plain
  • Dzeeng 2012/05/11 05:04:23
    Sad
    Dzeeng
    horrify
  • Howling Hank 2012/05/11 04:30:33
    Funny
    Howling Hank
    Funny as hell! Though they should've just painted the action figure like a burnt out matchstick....or Corinthian leather, which by the way is also from Jersey....
  • L K 2012/05/11 03:23:53
    Funny
    L K
    Funny and maybe the mother will get the hint that she looks bizarre. The doll actually looks too good. They needed to use burnt leather for the face to make it look more like the mom and straw for hair.
  • addie 2012/05/11 02:50:19
    Funny
    addie
    +2
    It is hysterical! Think of the accessories! It would be better if they got her hair correctly because her hair looks like complete garbage, the hair on the doll is just regular ugly.

    She could have a trailer and it would open and inside you would see her tanning bed and whatever else, like in Malibu Barbi's house. A working shower.

    And then you could have a little medical playhouse and there would be little xrays with a lite up think to clip them to and chemo machines...No, this doll is fabulous.

    They could have a classroom playhouse that opens up and insdie are several children and this woman's daughter and they are all making fun of her for having, "Leatherface," for a mother.

    How can anyone not find this doll funny!
  • Tdog 2012/05/11 02:22:02
    Sad
    Tdog
    What's sad is that HeroBuilders.com won't b making any profit off of these things.
  • kobidobidog 2012/05/11 01:36:17 (edited)
    Sad
    kobidobidog
    I wish we had better choices. Both of the questions are geared to give guilt. That is not good.I should not get after the human who tanned herself. This is our life on this planet. Different humans will make different choices. We should relax, and let them make the choices they want to make. In reality we should accept them if they chose to not put on any clothing on at all when they go out side if they want wearing sneakers, and a back pack to put clothing on when they want to.
  • Tennessee3501 2012/05/11 01:31:20
    Funny
    Tennessee3501
    She is as funny as a centipede with athlete's feet!

    She is as funny as the near sighted snake that raped a rope!

    As Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason) would say to Alice (Audrey Meadows): "Oh, you're a riot Alice, a real riot!"
  • pops Tenness... 2012/05/11 06:05:47
    pops
    +1
    her optical nerves must have got crossed with her rectal nerves.
  • ella 2012/05/11 01:19:01
    Funny
    ella
    Lol
  • Sean McDonald 2012/05/11 01:02:14
  • TasselLady 2012/05/11 00:55:25 (edited)
  • baboula 2012/05/11 00:20:45
    Sad
    baboula
    of course anyone who would buy it is really sad; I wonder what the husband looks like - he speaks but you never see any pictures; hmmm.......
  • Tdog baboula 2012/05/11 02:25:39
    Tdog
    That's a scary thought; something resembling a giant oompa loompa... maybe.
  • baboula Tdog 2012/05/11 16:52:20
    baboula
    Shiver me timbers - nightmare time
  • Tdog baboula 2012/05/15 01:19:42
    Tdog
    Great... now I won't b able 2 sleep. lol
  • baboula Tdog 2012/05/15 16:00:12
  • Tdog baboula 2012/05/17 01:30:56
    Tdog
    O... M... G... that is just the most adorable thing eva.
    Thanku.
    I'll sleep with visions of sugar plums 2nite.
  • baboula Tdog 2012/05/17 02:10:28
    baboula
    +1
    that is such a cutie

    smiley
  • Tdog baboula 2012/05/17 04:06:54
    Tdog
    With his little hat... awwwwww.
    Look, he thinks he's people.
  • baboula Tdog 2012/05/18 16:33:55 (edited)
    baboula
    +1
    he's probably thinking: "the things I do ...."
  • Tdog baboula 2012/05/22 03:23:26
    Tdog
    Lol. "... 4 treats"?
  • baboula Tdog 2012/05/23 15:29:30
    baboula
    +1
    either that or "my pet" ;)
  • Tdog baboula 2012/05/29 01:06:53
    Tdog
    Lol. I lyk that 1 beta. :D
  • aprlove 2012/05/11 00:18:24
    Funny
    aprlove
    +1
    the doll would make a good cartoon ,but its sad that people cant be happy with what color god made them ,sunscreen people
  • ruthannhausman 2012/05/11 00:16:17
    Sad
    ruthannhausman
    Extremely sad that she isn't seeing what everybody else sees when she looks at her own face.
  • John Wilkinson 2012/05/11 00:14:21
    Sad
    John Wilkinson
    She may have many melanomas
  • addie John Wi... 2012/05/11 03:08:46
    addie
    Why is that sad or do you just mean the doll is sad.

    I know people, some very young, who got cancer and died, doing there jobs, that is sad. When someone is, purposely sucking in cancer like they are starving to death for it, and it finds a home in them, I do not see how that is sad.
  • John Wi... addie 2012/05/24 17:09:28
    John Wilkinson
    She evidently has many loose screws, and her elevator is not stopping on many floors. Some things people are just born with, and her brain is defective.
  • John Wi... addie 2012/06/07 16:53:14
    John Wilkinson
    Just feel sorry for people with mental problems.
    But for the grace of God, there go I.
  • addie John Wi... 2012/06/07 20:24:53
    addie
    That is a nice way to look at this situation, but she is happy with herself this way and her looks are much more important to her than her daughter's well being. I do not find her sad. She is a selfish neurotic, cheap leather sofa looking, jack-ass.

    I feel sorry for her daughter.
  • KendraTaylor 2012/05/11 00:07:34 (edited)
    Funny
    KendraTaylor
    +5
    Actually if anything, the comparison is closer to this. http   totallylookslike files wordpress com 2012 05 patricia krentcil tanning mom totally looks like zira from planet of the apes jpg
  • Tdog KendraT... 2012/05/11 02:26:22
    Tdog
    +1
    Oh my god, it's uncanny. lol
  • L K KendraT... 2012/05/11 03:25:05
    L K
    +3
    Nope, the monkey looks better.
  • susan BN-0 L K 2012/05/11 12:46:48
    susan BN-0
    +1
    So true.
  • meho 2012/05/10 23:40:31
    Funny
    meho
    It could double as a leather change purse
  • Resp 2012/05/10 23:18:24
    Sad
    Resp
    +3
    This woman's face is starting to look like a leather pocketbook.
  • Deep007 2012/05/10 23:12:27
    Funny
    Deep007
    I LOVE her..stand tall with yer tan gurl...don't let the pasties get u down
  • gaylehelen 2012/05/10 22:35:30
    Sad
    gaylehelen
    All you have to do is look at that picture. My gosh, if that's attractive, boy am I missing something.

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