Stuff you should do in life
Zephyrus
2011/11/23 00:05:57
1 - When it's autumn, stick green leaves on your leafless tree and say it's an evergreen
2 - Don't mash a potato, an onion and an apple together and say "yum yum" or your mum and dad will start feeding you snails and worms
3 - When your friend is behind you in a motorbike race, never say "eat my dust", or they will end up choking and coughing
4 - Don't chew on your rubber or you won't have anything to eat with because your mouth will be erased
5 - Never swear at your pet lion or someday it might turn on you
6 - Joke about your age, say you're three and people will think you're tall for your age
7 - Stand on your tippy-toes and walk into the cinema and say "fee fie foe" because before you say "fum" you will be able to go and watch the movie for free
8 - Always smile at the police officer when you're going to get a ticket
9 - Make sure you don't sleep in a life, it's so small you will start to feel sick
10 - Don't listen to rock and roll too much or you will start to want to be alone so much that you will have no friends
11 - Invite people you don't know to your party, you will make more friends
12 - Think before you speak, so you waste time for the other person's time
13 - Stay home, away from school, you learn more about being dumb
14 - Turn your backyard into a jungle
15 - Bonk your head with a ruler each time you get a question wrong
2 - Don't mash a potato, an onion and an apple together and say "yum yum" or your mum and dad will start feeding you snails and worms
3 - When your friend is behind you in a motorbike race, never say "eat my dust", or they will end up choking and coughing
4 - Don't chew on your rubber or you won't have anything to eat with because your mouth will be erased
5 - Never swear at your pet lion or someday it might turn on you
6 - Joke about your age, say you're three and people will think you're tall for your age
7 - Stand on your tippy-toes and walk into the cinema and say "fee fie foe" because before you say "fum" you will be able to go and watch the movie for free
8 - Always smile at the police officer when you're going to get a ticket
9 - Make sure you don't sleep in a life, it's so small you will start to feel sick
10 - Don't listen to rock and roll too much or you will start to want to be alone so much that you will have no friends
11 - Invite people you don't know to your party, you will make more friends
12 - Think before you speak, so you waste time for the other person's time
13 - Stay home, away from school, you learn more about being dumb
14 - Turn your backyard into a jungle
15 - Bonk your head with a ruler each time you get a question wrong
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