SodaHead celebreates 'Green Week'! How will you celebrate 'Green Week'?

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SodaHead celebreates 'Green Week'! How will you celebrate 'Green Week'?

by Art Posted November 20, 2009 18:36:05

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		By running-over endangered species in my Hummber H-4 which runs on the tears of dolphins
		By punching tick-infested hippies in the face
		By flying around in a private jet while berating others about "sustainability" (aka the Al Gore option)
		Search tree-hugger websites for lists of least 'eco-friendly' companies then buy their products
		Burn-down a recycling plant
		Have a timbersports competition in an old growth forest
		None of the above (Please leave a comment)

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+15 technotrucker November 20, 2009 18:43:15

Answered: None of the above
I will make sure to use double the amount of toilet paper during my next trip to the bathroom.
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Calliope December 03, 2009 13:48:10

Answered: None of the above
I think I already missed it.

Whoops.
I'm not exactly crushed, however.
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Moderated December 02, 2009 16:02:19

Answered: By running-over endangered species in my Hummber H-4 which runs on the tears of dolphins
haha sounds fun
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dogs voice November 30, 2009 21:19:56

Answered: None of the above
Quietly continuing to live my life in the most comfortable manner I can think of. All at the expense of others since I will not be here in the next 50 years.

Being green and recycling is old stuff. Take a lesson from certain folks from the 60s. They had it right back then, but no one wanted to listen to them. Now it is 40 yrs later and NOW there is a push to "green"? Get in line.
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Minuteman1969 November 27, 2009 11:26:17

Answered: None of the above
I'll celebrate by killing a spotted owl, cooking and eating it in my 3mpg RV, which is upholstered in cougar pelt, using ivory-handled utensils. I'll go varmint shooting for fun, with an eye toward giant kangaroo rats, redheaded woodpeckers, and so on. I'll return to my RV, which I left idling the whole time, for green sea turtle soup. I'll go fishing for steelhead the next day and when I return home, I will break into the offices of every eco-nut group in the country and steal their membership and donor lists for posting on the internet.
Next year I plan on marking the occasion by wiring all of California's redwood forests with high explosives, dropping depth charges on whales & dolphins, and (just for shits and giggles), machine-gunning baby seals.
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Isma'ila (God has heard)! November 27, 2009 07:55:58

Answered: None of the above
I don't celebrate all of this eco stuff. I am all for saving the plaenet but some people take things too far like with the Copehagen treaty that Obama wants to sign.
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Minutem... to Isma'il... November 27, 2009 11:30:41

Obama wants to sign the Copenhagen treaty to destroy America, not save the planet.
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Isma'il... to Minutem... November 27, 2009 11:33:44

I know this. I wasmerly making the point that these save the planet people are ****ing things up for our national soveirgnty.
Minutem... to Isma'il... December 16, 2009 14:47:20

Well, you know, the founding fathers wrote the 2nd Amendment for these modern times when going green means watering that Liberty Tree. Mess with our sovereignty and now you've opened a can of whoop@$$! Personally, I say we cauterize these fools' mouths shut to eliminate all that global warming / hot air!
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VeritasRex November 26, 2009 07:19:21

Answered: None of the above
I didn't celebrate Green Week, and I don't give a damn!

I'll tell you why: these so-called "environmentalists" are NOT real environmentalists!

A lot of people love clean air and clean water, and love animals (both common animals and some endangered species also) -- and probably a lot of the TRUE environmentalists have never celebrated "Earth Day" and they detest False "Peace" (A.K.A. "Green Peace").

Dr. Michael Weiner, M.D. is an example of one of those. He has gone to collect rare medicinal plants in far-away places such as Fiji, and he has written such books as "Bugs in the Peanut Butter" and "The Art of Feeding Children" and "Maximum Immunity".

Weiner denounces the "Man-Made" Global-Warming Myth that Al Gorleone has generated with his stupid slide-show, probably to start a secondary career in politics (after having been vice-president to Bill Clinton).

BTW, anybody notice how disrespectful that Al Gore/Goreleone has been to the English scientist and dissenter, Lord Christopher Monckton? Gore was nasty!

BTW, ever notice that Gore/Goreleone does NOT look like an outdoorsy type?! So, what does Al Gore know about the environment, anyway?!

The "Global Warming" thing is a scam, pure and simple: the earth has seen *BOTH* Ice Ages and Hot Ages!

As for the rare medicinal ...

I didn't celebrate Green Week, and I don't give a damn!

I'll tell you why: these so-called "environmentalists" are NOT real environmentalists!

A lot of people love clean air and clean water, and love animals (both common animals and some endangered species also) -- and probably a lot of the TRUE environmentalists have never celebrated "Earth Day" and they detest False "Peace" (A.K.A. "Green Peace").

Dr. Michael Weiner, M.D. is an example of one of those. He has gone to collect rare medicinal plants in far-away places such as Fiji, and he has written such books as "Bugs in the Peanut Butter" and "The Art of Feeding Children" and "Maximum Immunity".

Weiner denounces the "Man-Made" Global-Warming Myth that Al Gorleone has generated with his stupid slide-show, probably to start a secondary career in politics (after having been vice-president to Bill Clinton).

BTW, anybody notice how disrespectful that Al Gore/Goreleone has been to the English scientist and dissenter, Lord Christopher Monckton? Gore was nasty!

BTW, ever notice that Gore/Goreleone does NOT look like an outdoorsy type?! So, what does Al Gore know about the environment, anyway?!

The "Global Warming" thing is a scam, pure and simple: the earth has seen *BOTH* Ice Ages and Hot Ages!

As for the rare medicinal plants, I believe that they exist for very good purpose, and I'd rather learn more about them (even the shite that grows around the Amazon river!) than to ever rely upon what the ever-greedy pharmaceutical companies have in store.

As you might have noticed, I'm the sort of conservative who does NOT take her cues from the Golfer (Hush Bimbaugh)!

And as for Rare or Endangered Animals: I'd much rather bust my butt or even endanger my life trying to either save a wise old whale or even some rare species of ant than to do anything that might prolong the existence of a pervert (such as a shyster-type lawyer) or of a hard-core pornographer or of a politician!

So, if I notice that the evil bitch, shyster-lawyer Lynne Stewart, drowning and that at the same time a whale is in mortal danger, I'll try to save the whale -- that degenerate old sow, Lynne Stewart, is not worth the effort (she needs to die, anyway, because she's a traitor to the United States)!

In fact, killing myself in the attempt to save an innocent whale would probably spare me from any (obviously immoral) law that might require me to save the life of a shyster lawyer such as the traitorous Lynne Stewart or some similar degenerate who is poisonous to my country!

Thus, it is quite easy and consistent to be both a TRUE environmental conservationist (like *THEODORE* Roosevelt) and a moral-values conservative!
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Minutem... to VeritasRex November 27, 2009 11:40:58

Did you ever notice how Lynne Stewart looks like Michael Moore? Just wondering. Shit seems to be self-replicating.
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VeritasRex to Minutem... November 30, 2009 03:25:03

You're quite right at that point, Minuteman!

I did not immediately notice that exact comparison -- but I DID notice that those two are really disgusting to look at!

Some people on other websites also noticed the similarities in how those two look -- including even the chin whiskers! (You can google it.)

I suspect they both also SMELL bad! Stewart is known to sport visibly dirty hair and obviously disgusting chin whiskers -- ditto with Moore!

Do you suppose that a great way to punish either one of them is to force them to look at themselves in the mirror for an extended period of time (many hours on end, eyelids taped wide open)?

Excuse me while I take a white-hot fire-poker to cauterize my eyeballs nice and totally blind -- and then take a scissors to cut off my nose (and lose the ability to smell)!

God protect everybody from the wretched fate of either Seeing or Smelling (or worse: both!) the likes of either Lynne Stewart or Michael Moore!

Yeghghgh..... Yarghghghghgh......

Cheers! (I'll be there soon, because I want a drink right now. See ya!)
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ColorMePsycho: Loser Extrao... November 25, 2009 20:17:17

Answered: Burn-down a recycling plant
I've recycled so much paper, plastic and glass... and switched to energy smart light bulbs :D
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Lucy formerly of Finchley November 25, 2009 06:12:35

Answered: None of the above
My husband and I have declared War on the environment.
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truth November 25, 2009 04:31:40

Answered: By flying around in a private jet while berating others about "sustainability" (aka the Al Gore option)
i'm gonna' do my damndest to try and get my "carbon footprint" to match algore's. no matter what i do, i know i won't come close. when the so called "scientific experts" have to fake the data to bolster their ridiculous argument, it should be obvious that "global warming is a hoax. but don't worry, the enviromentalist-whackos will continue to try to perpetuate the lie!
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Minutem... to truth November 27, 2009 11:43:34

The big-lie technique: it worked for Hitler, too.
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truth to Minutem... November 27, 2009 15:14:08

keep telling a lie long enough, and sooner or later all the dopes will believe it. fortunately, the majority of americans lean conservative. maybe this unprecedented, manaical leap to the left by elected officials, will wake people up before it is too late to do anything about it.
Minutem... to truth December 16, 2009 14:48:13

Oh, yeah, it's waking people up all right!! Everyone is running out and joining the militia!
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go_inbroke November 25, 2009 04:08:01

Answered: None of the above
I am upset that I could choose just one response....
Running over Al Gore in my 1994 Ford Explorer while shooting at wolves out of the windows.
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greblaas November 25, 2009 01:39:30

Answered: None of the above
By sweeping down my driveway and not using the garden hose. I believe in conservation of resources because it saves me money and its sensible. Al Gore is a nut case. Gobal warming is a fraud. People that drive big, gas guzzling cars have the right to do so as long as they are not asking others to pay for their petrol. Trees provide shade. Recylcing cans and bottles provides a nice allowance for my youngest son. Ceiling fans over central air to save electricity and money. Short showers save water and money. Turning off lights when one leaves a room saves electricity and money. Running your car without the air conditioning on all the time saves gas and money. I could go on and on but you get my point. Conservation yes, environmentalism no.
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1oct1 "Marko" November 24, 2009 01:39:03

Answered: By flying around in a private jet while berating others about "sustainability" (aka the Al Gore option)
The first three answers are just great.
Manbearpig gets the nod.
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tomem November 23, 2009 22:31:17

Answered: None of the above
Go out to eat every night, feasting on endangered species, Smoking more, cut down more trees to burn this winter, anything else that will tick off the eco nazies.
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Red Branch November 23, 2009 20:12:31 (edited)

Answered: None of the above
Eat a large steak, daily.
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Minutem... to Red Branch November 27, 2009 12:09:19 (edited)

yes, but the real question is: charcoal or propane????
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Red Branch to Minutem... November 30, 2009 18:06:24

That's a tough decision.

If I use charcoal, that causes smoke & I suppose green house gasses as well. I prefer charcoal cooked steaks.
Propane has the greatest distance from political correctness, but because it involves the oil industry, thay a may irritate the Libs more.

I guess I would have to compromise & have 2 steaks, one charcoal cooked and one propane cooked.
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Minutem... to Red Branch December 16, 2009 14:48:51 (edited)

Yep, with a side dish of spotted owl!
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Red Branch to Minutem... December 16, 2009 17:45:48

NFW. Any one that knows about a proper diet know that you do not eat carnivores.

Where have you been since I posted this? Do you know how many steaks I've eaten in the meantime while I waited for you comment?
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Bigoot November 23, 2009 18:29:10

Answered: None of the above
I am going to drive my 5.9 liter truck and turn on my Christmas (am I in trouble now for not being politically correct). Then I am going to pray a lot for our nation and family, followed by a deep fried turkey with all of the trimmings. After that, I may just smoke a large Cuban cigar...
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big dipper November 23, 2009 17:44:22

Answered: None of the above
We always talk about the debt we leave our children, well what about the planet? There are finite resources on this planet that should be utilized to their fullest capacity to ensure the quality of life for our children future. Air, water, energy, wildlife, and so on creates a formula where for every action there is a reation to the delicate balance that maintains our planet. We would be wise to ensure that balance is kept constant.
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Gr8hope November 23, 2009 16:34:29

Answered: None of the above
By driving extra miles, just for fun, in my big SUV.
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morning40oz~NeoRadical November 23, 2009 07:08:59

Answered: None of the above
I'll have some cabbage with my pork loin
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Michael November 23, 2009 01:05:42

Answered: None of the above
Celebrate our ever growing capacity to grow food to feed the planet!
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metal.762 November 22, 2009 21:48:55

Answered: Have a timbersports competition in an old growth forest
I Love timbersports! I'm going to install old 100 watt lightbulbs and leave them on day and night. I'm going to fire up the old wood stove before the Obama brown shirts show up and hand me a "cease and desist" order. More importantly, I'm going to watch documentaries about 1930's Nazi Germany and have serious bouts of deja vu. "Green" what a joke. The only green these fascists care about involves their bank accounts.
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Tommy Trend November 22, 2009 07:07:21

Answered: None of the above
recycle my Coke cans =P
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Bitwise Operator November 22, 2009 05:07:36

Answered: Have a timbersports competition in an old growth forest
Eat beans and dairy every day.
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Chris *PATRIOT* November 22, 2009 03:38:53

Answered: None of the above
I'm going to burn all the strofoam packing material in the house and laugh as the left wing whacko media cries that the ozone hole is getting bigger
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crstrode November 22, 2009 01:13:53

Answered: None of the above
Ill be stoking up the fireplace with fresh-cut liberal socialist democrats.
With a good hot roaring fire, I'll boil down a bunch of tree-huggers to fuel my chainsaw.

http://groups.yahoo.com/group...
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drakan November 22, 2009 01:05:21

Answered: By flying around in a private jet while berating others about "sustainability" (aka the Al Gore option)
You forgot eating burgers and steaks. XD;

Or maybe hug a mesquite tree. :| All the above, I suppose. X3
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dahacks November 22, 2009 00:39:30

Answered: By punching tick-infested hippies in the face
buy shoving a squiggly light bulb up al gores ass
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Minutem... to dahacks November 27, 2009 12:16:18

Be sure to screw it in using the metal end, so you can taze him and watch him light up for Christmas!
dahacks to Minutem... November 28, 2009 14:16:26

good idea