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So Ugly Jokes

Conservatism Rules 2010/09/23 17:55:47
Related Topics: Cookie, Car, Pet, Onion
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You were so ugly
at birth, your parents named you Shit Happens.

You're so ugly, you have to put a bag on
your head to get your dog to hump your leg!


You're so ugly,
when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.


You're so ugly,
you went to a haunted house and came out with an application.


You're so ugly,
when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.


You're so ugly,
you have to sneak up on your mirror.


You're so ugly,
your doctor is a vet.


You're so ugly,
when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your
parents.


You're so ugly,
you stuck your head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning.


You're so ugly,
your pet name is Scooby-Doo.


You're so ugly,
you have to Trick or Treat by phone.


You're so ugly,
when your mother went into labor your father went into shock.


You're so ugly,
when we play peek-a-boo - first I peeked, then I booed.


You're so ugly,
you can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies.


You're so ugly,
they call you Taco Bell, when people see you they run for the border.


You're so ugly,
you make onions cry.


You're so ugly,
the tide wouldn't bring you in.


You're so ugly,
you make blind kids cry.


You're so ugly,
farmers use your picture as a scarecrow.


You're so ugly,
every time you go out you get chased by the dog catcher.


You're so ugly,
they call you Moses because every time you step in the lake, the water
parts.


You're so ugly,
when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.

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  • jimih67 2010/09/23 18:26:12
    jimih67
    +5
    You're so ugly when you were born, the doctor didn't slap you, he didn't slap your mother, he shot himself.

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  • Nikki Owens 2014/10/08 16:07:35
    Nikki Owens
    +1
    you're so ugly that when your mother get in the car the tires go in......hahahahahah
  • ece 2013/12/07 00:42:26
    ece
    +2
    what the he** does imao mean
  • ece 2013/12/07 00:41:30
    ece
    +1
    don't talk about moses
  • ece 2013/12/07 00:40:27
    ece
    +1
    a don't talk about moses
  • ALF 2010/09/24 13:25:28
  • Phillip 2010/09/24 04:23:50
    Phillip
    +1
    You are so ugly, you could scare paint off a wall.
    You are so ugly, you could scare a train off of a bridge.
    You are so ugly, your shadow ran away.
    You are so ugly, you should shave your ass and walk backwards.
    You are so ugly, I used two bags, one to cover your head. The other to cover mine in case yours fell off.
  • johnc 2010/09/24 02:18:06
    johnc
    +1
    Bamas daddy saw Barack and ran back to Africa,
    Bama Mama saw Barack and held out for 8 years but kicked him out.
  • Gommball 2010/09/24 02:11:26
    Gommball
    +1
    x[ these jks are making me depressed v.v
  • Autarchic 2010/09/24 01:46:51
    Autarchic
    +1
    She was so ugly she could make a freight train take a dirt road.
    She was so ugly they had to tie pork chops around her neck so the puppies would play with her.
    She was so ugly the tide went out and refused to come back in.
  • Ding A Ling B Dead 2010/09/24 01:04:38
    Ding A Ling B Dead
    +1
    You're so ugly that you're really ugly because your so ugly that I just think you're ugly
  • ZILdeactivated 2010/09/24 00:53:25
    ZILdeactivated
    +1
    I like the onion one. Hehe.
  • Alejandra 2010/09/23 21:58:08
    Alejandra
    +3
    You so ugly after 18 years your parents still scared to have sex..
  • Arabian... Alejandra 2010/09/24 01:23:29
    Arabian.Queen.
    +2
    lmaooooooooooooo ahahha that was a good one
  • Alejandra Arabian... 2010/09/24 01:49:57
    Alejandra
    +2
    Thank you..
  • Arabian... Alejandra 2010/09/24 02:07:52
  • blissful 2010/09/23 20:31:20
    blissful
    +3
    Your so ugly the doctor took an ex-ray and still couldn't find beauty on the inside Either.
  • Arabian... blissful 2010/09/24 01:24:06
    Arabian.Queen.
    +1
    lmaoooooo thats funny to
  • blissful Arabian... 2010/09/24 17:48:27
    blissful
    +1
    Thanks. HeeheHaha!!
  • Eddie_DOMA_is_dead 2010/09/23 20:13:15
  • Arabian... Eddie_D... 2010/09/24 01:24:29
    Arabian.Queen.
    +2
    lmaooooooooo haha
  • jimih67 2010/09/23 18:26:12
    jimih67
    +5
    You're so ugly when you were born, the doctor didn't slap you, he didn't slap your mother, he shot himself.
  • blackcherry-white wine 2010/09/23 18:21:51
    blackcherry-white wine
    +1
    well if your that ugly then i'm not too good lookin either cause i NEVER get boomerangs back lol
  • Cat Gaurdian 2010/09/23 18:20:33
    Cat Gaurdian
    +5
    your so ugly
    when you entered the ugly contest they said sorry no professionals
  • Lindy 2010/09/23 18:19:03
    Lindy
    +3
    You’re so ugly, your parents wouldn’t let you play in the sandbox because the cat kept trying to bury you.

    You’re so ugly you’re mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just so the dog would play with you.

    You're so ugly, it looks like you fell out of the ugly tree, and hit all the branches on the way down!
  • bls 2010/09/23 18:00:20
    bls
    +2
    LOL, those were good!

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