no but i thought id share this it funny...

> >
> > At first I was afraid, I was petrified!
> > When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
> > But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I
> > grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...
> > But there you are, another lie,
> > I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!
> > I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
> > Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans!
> >
> > Go on now - go! , Walk out the door,
> > Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
> > Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't find you out!?
> > Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!
> >
> > [Chorus]
> >
> > I will survive! I will survive!
> > Cuz as long as I have batteries,
> > My sex life's gonna thrive!
> > I will always have good sex,
> > With a handful of latex!
> > I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
> >
> > It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your
> > little weiner standing tall and proud!
> > But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm
> > saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!
> >
> > [Chorus]
> >
> > I will survive! I will survive!
> > Cuz as long as I have batteries,
> > My sex life's gonna thrive!
> > I will always have good sex,
> > With a handful of latex!
> > I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!