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Six Ways To Protect Your Child From Demons: Are You Superstitious?

Canto January 25, 2010 17:29:01
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Psychic researcher Joanna Pilsner says children face a "tremendous risk" in being harmed by unseen malevolent beings, such as demons and ghosts. Pilsner lists six common ways children are victimized by demons or other supernatural forces, as well as how to stop them:

Sinister Imaginary Friends: Joanna Pilsner says imaginary friends can sometimes be dangerous ghosts. Pilsner says to ask your child if their imaginary friend talks about hurting people. If they say yes, firmly tell your child they can no longer hang out with their "friend."

Possessed Toys: Some demons use toys to get closer to children. If you suspect a toy "refuses to stay put," or does things - such as talk - that it shouldn't otherwise be able to do, trash it.

Hauntings: If your child has frequent nightmares in their room and talks about a "bogeyman," but sleeps just fine in other places, have their room blessed. Also, tell your child to "draw" a shield around themselves that blocks out "monsters." This will trigger your child's innate psychic abilities, says Pilsner.

Poltergeists: If accidents often occur around your child, it could be a poltergeist. Placing sea salt in the corners of every room in your home will subdue poltergeists.

Demonic Possession: Occult items such as Ouija boards will get your child possessed. If you suspect that your child is possessed, confront them with a crucifix. If they hiss and try to flee from the crucifix, have them exorcised by a clergyman.

Hexes: Witches will place a hex on your family, causing frequent unexplained sicknesses. If you suspect a neighbor has placed a hex on your child, confront the witch and ask if they have offended them and what you can do to make amends. A witch will often lift a hex if you make amends.

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  • Bastion January 26, 2010 18:09:20
    I think ghosts and demons...
    Bastion
    +7
    Seventh Way: Don't fill your children's minds with bullshit.

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  • DEVIN February 17, 2010 03:03:26
    I think ghosts and demons...
    DEVIN
    I think I have no place to say what is real and what isn't, and that staying away from this topic is the best way to deal with it.
  • freakoutnow February 14, 2010 13:25:31
    I think ghosts and demons...
    freakoutnow
    Ghosts can be friendly or evil. I have seen demons when I was a child and the experience can't be described. Its just so jarringly discomforting. The supernatural is not something to lightly fool around with. Ghosts are there for a reason. To warn us, because their is unfinished buissiness, or as a reminder of something.
  • Music Freak101 February 11, 2010 22:29:25
    Joanna Pilsner's six ways of handling demons is bogus!
    Music Freak101
    THIS LADYS WACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Sweetness ~Loves her Lion~ February 06, 2010 00:42:33
    Joanna Pilsner's six ways of handling demons is cool!
    Sweetness ~Loves her Lion~
    +1
    lol wow, i had frequent unexplained sickness when i was halfway through primary school, but i have a feeling that was because i didn't want to go to school so i faked it... would have been funny if mum went up to the neighbor and accused her of being a witch though, hahaha
  • Will February 04, 2010 21:43:39
    I think ghosts and demons...
    Will
    Sounds like Hollywood to me.
  • I'magonnerc-ya February 03, 2010 17:19:38
    I think ghosts and demons...
    I'magonnerc-ya
    Ya!... like the Demons in Our Government..... Right?.....LOL)))!
    ya demons government lol ya demons government lol ya demons government lol
    Just Saying =P
  • Ares February 03, 2010 16:35:17
  • chaoskitty123 - Ron Paul 2012 February 03, 2010 01:18:13
    I think ghosts and demons...
    chaoskitty123 - Ron Paul 2012
    I think ghosts and demons exist because in my own life experiences I have seen things I simply cannot explain. However, Pilsner looks like she's been watching too much tv and is trying to score with popular trends rather than any real merit given to what she says.

    Poltergeists, for instance. The leading science says that whatever unseen psychic abilities we may have (if any) can be strongest in children. When these powers become active, bad things happen that seem to be supernatural. In numerous cases leading up to this, it was found that when children were not in the home that no poltergeist activity happened which finally led to the understanding that this phenom centered on children. Whether true or not I cannot say but I can say that's the accepted though now and Pilsner's addressing what we see on tv and traditional lore.
  • Jac February 03, 2010 00:34:33
    Joanna Pilsner's six ways of handling demons is cool!
    Jac
    i luv it!!!! i luv it i luv it!!! omg this will help me in the future no freaking joke!
  • Kiss my Bean February 02, 2010 18:54:51
    Joanna Pilsner's six ways of handling demons is bogus!
    Kiss my Bean
    +1
    MY kids TOYS are POSSESSED!! They refuse to stay in the toy box!!!!! handling demons bogus kids toys possessed refuse stay toy box
  • ImgonaluvAztroBoi4eva February 02, 2010 12:05:54
    I think ghosts and demons...
    ImgonaluvAztroBoi4eva
    +2
    ...are sometimes friendly!

    ghosts demons friendly

    (sorry, I couldn't resist...)
  • I'magon... Imgonal... February 03, 2010 17:06:02
    I'magonnerc-ya
    +1
    LOL)) uh huh? =P
  • Treecat47 February 02, 2010 08:35:50
    I think ghosts and demons...
    Treecat47
    are a fiction of the imagination. Children are more at risk of real world things. We should focus on those.
  • King Cnut February 02, 2010 08:05:35
    Joanna Pilsner's six ways of handling demons is bogus!
    King Cnut
    +1
    'Psychic researcher'

    That says it all, really...
  • Heidi February 02, 2010 06:03:37
    I think ghosts and demons...
    Heidi
    Usually leave me alone. I love garlic, eat it 'bout every day. Come to think of it, people leave me alone, too. Does that mean people are ... nah, couldn't be. Or could it?
  • ETpro February 02, 2010 05:37:00 (edited)
    Joanna Pilsner's six ways of handling demons is bogus!
    ETpro
    Yea, let's concentrate on all those things you can't see or measure or prove. Ignore the real stuff like the national debt, growing poverty, terrorism, violence. That stuff can't hurt you but demons -- oh my!
  • Starr February 02, 2010 02:43:14
    I think ghosts and demons...
    Starr
    I believe in Ghosts & Demons. I believe in everything that is in the Holy Bible. ghosts demons ghosts demons holy bible ghosts demons ghosts demons holy bible
  • Mark February 02, 2010 00:05:52 (edited)
    Joanna Pilsner's six ways of handling demons is bogus!
    Mark
    +1
    There is NO such thing as a psychic . All are born separated from G_D , to be spiritually dead . It isn't the Holy Spirit these frauds are communicating with .
    They are being decieved by Satan , the Tree of the Knowledge of good and Evil .

    Protection from familiar spirits and other Satanic influences is ONLY done in Jesus' name , Amen .

    Satan can speak scripture and will change the words to kill the life in the word , but what he can't do ,... is hear Scripture - he and his buddies must flee .

    little mark
  • jade February 02, 2010 00:05:31
    Joanna Pilsner's six ways of handling demons is bogus!
    jade
    +1
    Is she serious it sounds like a bunch of BS to me .
  • ♥əmma~*In Padfoot I trust*~♥ February 02, 2010 00:03:04
    Joanna Pilsner's six ways of handling demons is bogus!
    ♥əmma~*In Padfoot I trust*~♥
    +1
    *facepalm*
  • CyniqueCharme~La Patron Sup... February 01, 2010 22:45:00
    Joanna Pilsner's six ways of handling demons is bogus!
    CyniqueCharme~La Patron Suprême de P.H.A.E.T
    +1
    I hate the superstition surrounding Oujia boards.
    I've used an Ouija board before. At the time, it was a little creepy, but afterwards nothing happened. People just psych themselves out with things like that, there is no truth to it.
  • Mark Cynique... February 02, 2010 00:10:44
    Mark
    +1
    OUJIA boards are of the Occult . Continue to stay away from them .

    little mark
  • NakedWo... Mark February 02, 2010 01:45:42
    NakedWombat
    So when a Christian despot talks to the dead, it's okay?
  • Mark NakedWo... February 02, 2010 01:47:19
    Mark
    What is despot ?
  • NakedWo... Mark February 02, 2010 01:50:51
    NakedWombat
    +1
    A despot are people like; Stalin, those Christian leaders who sent their flock to murder for their God, etc. Also cruel.
  • Mark NakedWo... February 02, 2010 02:04:06
    Mark
    +1
    Never happened , Stalin was NOT Christian and NO Christian leaders supported communism .

    It's kinda sounding like you've observed Romanism . Their crusades were to conquer and control people for the financial gain of land & money .

    The crusades which came from the England areas were to protect Israel .
    Huge difference . Also to kill an enemy is different from pre-meditated murder .

    little mark
  • NakedWo... Mark February 02, 2010 02:08:11
    NakedWombat
    I never said he was a Christian. I said he was a despot. Same the Christian Religious Leaders.
  • Mark NakedWo... February 02, 2010 02:11:21
    Mark
    +1
    Except your still describing leaders of Romanism . They are NOT Christian . You can tell from their walk and don't produce fruit , which are the 2 absolute requirements .
  • NakedWo... Mark February 02, 2010 02:15:43
    NakedWombat
    Not just these people of religion are evil. All organised religion is evil.
  • Mark NakedWo... February 02, 2010 02:19:20
    Mark
    +1
    And I've told you , nearly as a direct order - stay away from organized religion !!!!

    Doesn't that tell ya something ? Doesn't a light bulb go on in your head , that there is something your NOT getting ?

    an ambassador for Christ ,......little mark
  • NakedWo... Mark February 02, 2010 02:21:37
    NakedWombat
    Why tell me do something I already do?
  • Mark NakedWo... February 02, 2010 03:07:35
    Mark
    Did ya read , the longer reply after that ?
  • NakedWo... Mark February 02, 2010 03:14:24
    NakedWombat
    What longer reply?
  • Mark NakedWo... February 02, 2010 14:30:44
    Mark
    It's now about 12 slots after (below in scrolling) , from here .
    Past the demonic baby , keep going ... Starts with - "That's right, they are cults- a apostasy ". And now that I think about it I have another (after where i say one more) to add another sign of false indicaters .

    little mark
  • Sweetne... Mark February 06, 2010 00:46:38
    Sweetness ~Loves her Lion~
    i dunno about any of the communism stuff, and the leaders of the crusades may have believed they were protecting the holy land, but the people who went to fight in the crusades went to go and loot the area for valuable gold and spices, not for their god
  • Mark Sweetne... February 07, 2010 00:50:41
    Mark
    You have the crusades mixed up . The one you are discribing is from Rome . The ones to help Israel was from England .
    Not sure if France was governed by England then , to of assisted or not ? But at some point France had Roman influence since to be Latin , you must be Italian , French , Portugese or from northern Spain , NOTthe spanish speaking people from Hispanic countries in the western hemisphere often referred to as Latin but are not .

    And if they are from Mexico , central & south America and have little body hair with a slight slant to their eyes , they are of Mongolian descent , even further from being Latin , even though they think they are Latinos .
  • Sweetne... Mark February 12, 2010 14:25:20
    Sweetness ~Loves her Lion~
    ... i'm actually of Scandinavian descent, my family moved to Scotland in the early ninth century and became lord of small land there
    figues i'd be normal middle class now i spose
    ugh
    but that's digressing a little

    yes, many crusades, but all of them were started to "protect the holy land" ie Israel which was not then called Israel because the muslims held it for the entire duration of the crusades except for the first one
    and during the crusades england was predominantly Roman Catholic, it wasn't until the early 15th century that things started even moving that much, and the crusades had pretty much ended by the 13th century

    but even if england was seperate to to plea from rome to send soldiers to jerusalm, i still hold firm on my comment that, although the wars might have been started in good faith to rescue the land from the perceived "bad guys" who were actually just muslims who weren't actually all that bad until people came and tried to kick them out of their homes,
    but althouigh the wars might have been started by faith, many people joined the armies heading east because of greed not because of god
  • King Cnut Mark February 02, 2010 08:11:51
    King Cnut
    Ouija boards were introduced as a game by the same people who make Monopoly, and have been shown to operate by micro-muscular movements, under the level of conscious awareness. A good example of this in action is if you tie a ring to a piece of string, hold the string between your thumb and forefinger, and hold your arm outstretched. Now, think about the string rotating clockwise. This will happen. Then, think about it rotating counter-clockwise. This will also happen. The same principal applies to Ouija, where it is generally the letters and words which the players expect that are spelt out. There is nothing mystical, or sinister, about it.
  • Mark King Cnut February 02, 2010 14:42:46
    Mark
    Your wrong and decieved , it's of the occult , like : horoscopes , Harry Potter & Twilight , palm reading , spells & potions , wizards , witches , clairvoyants , mediums , etc evil .
  • King Cnut Mark February 02, 2010 14:49:59
    King Cnut
    Sure...
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