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SH Males: Which are you? Alpha male, Beta male, or Omega male?

TheJoker 2010/07/16 12:20:09
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ALPHA MALE: The guy who seems most at ease with women and can essentially marry or date any woman of his choice. In work settings, the alpha male may be a natural leader, exuding confidence. But he also may be contentious, demanding and difficult to work with.

BETA MALE: The betas are wingmen, collaborative and conciliatory. In human terms, betas make the best mates. They do more in the house, and probably in the bedroom, because they know how to hasten the greater good. The beta has poetry in him, and a touch of youthful idealism. He’s sure of who he is, and not constantly trying to prove his value in materialistic terms.

OMEGA MALE: As opposed to alpha males and beta males, omega males are the lowest of the low on the guy food chain; they’re the type of men who shirk responsibility, refuse to grow up and generally avoid participating in the real world. Omega males take many forms: Grose points to the whiny, wannabe public intellectual, the effete and preening metrosexual, and the obsessive video game junkie as representatives of this new class of men who have seemingly renounced traditional modes of masculinity.

***appologies to anyone who's already answered this. for some reason SH dropped Omega male as a chosable option***
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  • aristocrato 2014/07/05 00:25:52
    Alpha male
    aristocrato
    No one can controll me,my emotions,my decisions and my Ideas. except the god himself
  • fazal.kundi.1 2012/12/28 07:44:57
    Alpha male
    fazal.kundi.1
    I don't like to follow anyone run with me or run from me I could care less I'm about the ladies and having a blast
  • amirdeilami 2012/02/17 04:10:21 (edited)
  • cecil.smith311 2012/01/16 04:21:55 (edited)
    Beta male
    cecil.smith311
    Beta Male is not so bad: "We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not... @&%$ with us".. -Fight Club
  • 24FilmProStudio 2011/12/15 17:49:34
    Alpha male
    24FilmProStudio
    that's right
  • roger burns 2011/08/15 23:14:04 (edited)
    Omega male
    roger burns
    yes i am! but i really wanna learn to be alpha or at least beta. why should i live my life being someone i dont wanna be. is it possible to change from omega to alpha? i need a woman's response please. oh yeah im 5'3"
  • sophs 2010/07/21 15:44:56
    Alpha male
    sophs
    +1
    I'm such an Alpha male it is unreal ;) haha
  • TheJoker sophs 2010/07/22 08:58:39
    TheJoker
    Hahaha... crazy chick!
  • Kris P. Kreme 2010/07/19 05:47:06
    Omega male
    Kris P. Kreme
    +1
    Who wants to grow up anyway?
  • panda in bandanna 2010/07/19 05:12:47
    Beta male
    panda in bandanna
    +1
    im not really a leader :)
  • Clarissa the Porcelain Liberal 2010/07/19 03:14:48
    Alpha male
    Clarissa the Porcelain Liberal
    +2
    I'm sorry, I'm not a guy... But I just love men who are in control... I strive to get my alpha male. There is nothing more sexy than a handsome control freak.
  • NatAlex23 Clariss... 2010/07/19 04:26:28
    NatAlex23
    +1
    Amen!!!
  • Clariss... NatAlex23 2010/07/19 04:27:20
    Clarissa the Porcelain Liberal
    Hello....How are you, sir?
  • Clariss... NatAlex23 2010/07/19 04:27:47
    Clarissa the Porcelain Liberal
    +1
    Oh, I'm sorry! You're a lady! My apologies!
  • NatAlex23 Clariss... 2010/07/19 04:30:31
    NatAlex23
    +1
    Apology accepted.

    apology accepted
  • Clariss... NatAlex23 2010/07/19 04:31:16
    Clarissa the Porcelain Liberal
    +2
    Thanks!
  • Gradord Clariss... 2010/07/19 07:34:15 (edited)
    Gradord
    +2
    I'd re-think that thing about the control freak part, that could back-fire on you like a pissed off donkey, which could be what you're asking for, an angry jack-ass who is so much like my step-dad that i would feel very bad for you
    re-think freak back-fire pissed donkey
  • TheJoker Clariss... 2010/07/19 08:39:20
    TheJoker
    +1
    Funny, I was told something very similar recently, thanx :)
  • Benji 2010/07/19 01:26:53
    Omega male
    Benji
    +1
    That would be me
  • Willski 2010/07/18 22:00:36
    Omega male
    Willski
    +1
    or lower if there is one available.
  • UnckSam 2010/07/18 21:16:30
    Beta male
    UnckSam
    +1
    I guess no category would be all inclusive. Individuals are just that....Individual. If I have to pick one that Beta is most likely the closest.
  • random thought 2010/07/18 16:14:47
    Beta male
    random thought
    +1
    kinda all of them
  • I'm History 2010/07/18 03:01:39
    Omega male
    I'm History
  • King Cenwulf 2010/07/18 01:00:41
    Alpha male
    King Cenwulf
    +1
    None of the above. Normal. So disregard my vote.
  • Vaius 2010/07/17 21:47:37
    Beta male
    Vaius
    +1
    Hmph. By the "Sex/Relationship" part of the standard I'm Omega, but by the rest of it I'm Alpha.

    I'll put this one.
  • Sin 2010/07/17 21:31:08
    Beta male
    Sin
    +2
    I'd have to say I'm Beta, but definitely not anyone's wing-man. I do my own thing.
  • Ojos40 2010/07/17 21:24:47
    Beta male
    Ojos40
    +1
    I'm inclined to think of myself as a beta male. I don't dominate the scene at my workplace, but my ideas do get a hearing. For the most part, I get along with my coworkers. I had to do a little soul searching before I answered this question.
  • TheJoker Ojos40 2010/07/19 08:41:04
    TheJoker
    I appreciate you taking the time, many thanks.
  • Ojos40 TheJoker 2010/07/19 22:59:04
    Ojos40
    +1
    You're welcome.
  • Big Red Gummi Bear 2010/07/17 09:00:39 (edited)
    Beta male
    Big Red Gummi Bear
    +2
    In my experience a lot of alpha's tend to be insecure douchebags at heart. I've never desired the "lead". My ego doesn't need the boost. I'm a loner. I look out for and provide for myself and don't ask for or expect any followers. If I have to lead a group I can. But it's not a situation I prefer.
  • Ojos40 Big Red... 2010/07/19 23:00:47
    Ojos40
    When I hear the words "alpha male", the first thing I think of is high school jock. A lot of them are first rate jerks and believe the rules don't apply to them. At least that was the case when I was in high school.
  • socokid 2010/07/16 21:19:18
    Beta male
    socokid
    +1
    Beta... but I'll make you all follow me! Well, maybe tomorrow...

    I guess I'm all 3.
  • Texas Johnny 2010/07/16 20:36:37
    Alpha male
    Texas Johnny
    +2
    I have to lead! alpha male lead
  • Lerro DeHazel 2010/07/16 17:35:05
    Beta male
    Lerro DeHazel
    +1
    I must be more of the Beta than the Gamma . .. .Probably . . . But anyway, we had some friends over this past weekend and the woman was actually my wife's high school classmate, and she told my wife that she observed of as being quite flirty with each other. That trait is neither really Alpha, Geta, or Omega . . . I think that's Gamma . . . But I'm NOT too sure about that. We ONLY flirt with EACH OTHER.
  • lee 2010/07/16 17:18:00
    Alpha male
    lee
    +1
    I am the Alpha Male, always have been the big dog.
  • Tyler 2010/07/16 16:19:22
    Omega male
    Tyler
    +1
    I'm an omega male, sadly.
  • Shawna Tyler 2010/07/17 20:22:22
    Shawna
    +1
    but you could change if you wanted to..........
  • WithEyesClosed 2010/07/16 15:15:29 (edited)
    Alpha male
    WithEyesClosed
    +2
    ::clears throat and puts on a horrible mans voice:: I'm what all men look up to. Fool, you can't get better than this! ....Lol..okai I'm not a male...sorry I ruined your question..

    clears throat horrible mans voice fool lol okai male ruined
  • TheJoker WithEye... 2010/07/16 15:23:50
    TheJoker
    +1
    Hahahahaha....... appology accepted....... besides with an avatar like that you make a better man than most :)
  • WithEye... TheJoker 2010/07/16 15:32:44
    WithEyesClosed
    +1
    Lol..yeah. Randy's freakkin' awesome! Love tha guy! And yes..I figure a lot of people would assume I'm a male due to the picture, but I gotta have him as my Avatar, he's just too awesome not to be there, staring at you! Lol.

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