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Sex Dolls for Dogs: Will you treat your dog with a designer sex doll?

Grace W. Bush 2009/03/05 22:27:39
I will buy a designer sex doll for my dog
No way I am buying my dog a sex doll
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The Hotdoll is the must-have sex toy for your dog. Protect your furniture and legs with this substitute for dogs. Designed to be grabbed easily from behind, the Hotdoll comes in 2 sizes and its body is covered with a 1cm technogel skin to create a soft touch. For obvious reasons, the pink hole at the rear end needs to be washed regularly.
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  • skunkman 2009/03/10 06:56:46
    No way I am buying my dog a sex doll
    skunkman
    I dont have a dog but can i have one for my niece's dog? that mut will hump anything. dog sex doll dog nieces dog mut hump
  • Julia 2009/03/09 17:32:43 (edited)
    I will buy a designer sex doll for my dog
    Julia
    omg! i would totally get that for my pup! but! i dont have a dog... but my cat would love something like that! hes always humping this stuffed bunny (his bummy) but its pretty small, and i feel so bad that we got him fixed, but if there was something to help his frustrations im all for it!
  • Gir 2009/03/09 04:21:31
    No way I am buying my dog a sex doll
    Gir
    ...LMAO!! XD

    I couldn't help but think of the movie Click when I saw this! XD That frickin' dog that humps a stuffed duck! XD

    Oh, jeez...XD
  • Tiblets 2009/03/09 00:57:46
  • Captain America 2009/03/08 23:24:46 (edited)
    No way I am buying my dog a sex doll
    Captain America
    Its not the dog sex toy that creeps me out, if it keeps Bingo off the laundy and furniture its an okay thing, what bothers me is the thought that some perv will see the add and buy one for himself.
    sex toy creeps bingo laundy furniture sence bothers perv buy
  • Scarlette 2009/03/08 18:48:35
    No way I am buying my dog a sex doll
    Scarlette
    wow. why do i find this surprising?
  • Constance*sick to death of ... 2009/03/08 17:09:32
    I will buy a designer sex doll for my dog
    Constance*sick to death of idiots*
    Right after his Neuticles arrive....
    buy designer sex doll dog neuticles arrive
  • krayzrick 2009/03/08 13:18:13
    No way I am buying my dog a sex doll
    krayzrick
    +1
    I spoil my buddie enough as it is. Besides, he's in luv with the pillow I leave on the floor in the laundry room. When I hear the washer bumpin around, but didn't put any laundry in, I know what he's up too. Now and again I'll throw one out, and he's got a new "luv".... :) floor laundry room hear washer bumpin laundry ill throw luv
  • DemonKiTTiE ♥ In MUSE I Tru... 2009/03/08 09:23:55
    No way I am buying my dog a sex doll
    DemonKiTTiE ♥ In MUSE I Trust ♥
    +1
    That is horrible, and one of the funniest things I have ever seen. *giggles*
  • NotWithoutAFight 2009/03/08 07:28:01 (edited)
    No way I am buying my dog a sex doll
    NotWithoutAFight
    You know.. some things you read are akin to driving a spike in your brain.



    But - really - who hasn't been embarrassed when Fido humps the leg of the wife of the boss?

    But you know damn well... the four legged kinda dogs aren't the only ones that will be using that thing..

    Big fat EWWWWWWW to that too !
  • *SmileS* =) 2009/03/08 05:31:55
    No way I am buying my dog a sex doll
    *SmileS* =)
    +1
    i don't have dogs
  • clarinet5 2009/03/08 05:16:31
    No way I am buying my dog a sex doll
    clarinet5
    +1
    um....my dog doesnt himp things on a regular basis....well..he NEVER does....but even if he did...thats just...akward....strange...
  • Night 2009/03/08 02:10:36
    No way I am buying my dog a sex doll
    Night
    +1
    he already has enough sex with the stuffed animals i already gave him!
  • :)SuperGirl(: 2009/03/08 01:46:06
    No way I am buying my dog a sex doll
    :)SuperGirl(:
    Hell no thats creepy
  • No way I am buying my dog a sex doll
    spidermonkey™POTL~PWCM~JLA☮Paul
    +2
    WTF..........I mean who sits around and thinks up this shit........I'm sorry for the language, but this is shocking, ridiculous, crazy, sick, and sort of funny in a very weird way.
  • hunt16 2009/03/08 01:29:24
    No way I am buying my dog a sex doll
    hunt16
    +1
    What's next? Dog porn?
  • Bowman 2009/03/08 00:58:44
    No way I am buying my dog a sex doll
    Bowman
    Just let your dog wander the neighborhood for the day. He'll most likely come back around dinner time.
  • Dymyn 2009/03/07 23:17:38
    No way I am buying my dog a sex doll
    Dymyn
    OMG...
  • NarcolepticGoat 2009/03/07 20:13:02
    I will buy a designer sex doll for my dog
    NarcolepticGoat
    +3
    even if I had a dog.

    Does it vibrate?
  • freakytomboy96 2009/03/07 19:59:07
    No way I am buying my dog a sex doll
    freakytomboy96
    thats messed up man.... gross
  • The Rock 2009/03/07 17:06:45
    No way I am buying my dog a sex doll
    The Rock
    That is just plain nasty. If your not going have one of each sex, then get the dog fixed. Then you don't have the problem. Duh!!!!!!!!
  • Lord Nils 2009/03/07 17:04:18
    No way I am buying my dog a sex doll
    Lord Nils
    If true, this is the strangest thing I have seen.
  • M 2009/03/07 15:14:22
    No way I am buying my dog a sex doll
    M
    +1
    Anyone twisted enough to buy one of these should instantly have all pets and children confiscated from their home.
  • Nat™ 2009/03/07 14:40:59
    No way I am buying my dog a sex doll
    Nat™
    +1
    like serious?
    is this a joke on people to see how dumb they could be?
  • Sykes! 2009/03/07 10:06:27
    I will buy a designer sex doll for my dog
    Sykes!
    +1
    Loki sure as hell could've used THIS before he got fixed. I shoudl find my "Spank the monkey" video of him. LOL
  • pablo 2009/03/07 08:52:21
    No way I am buying my dog a sex doll
    pablo
    Stupidity run amuck!
  • EdwardBellaNessie1022 2009/03/07 08:19:06
    No way I am buying my dog a sex doll
    EdwardBellaNessie1022
    Wow...who came up with THAT?!
  • Shinigami_U 2009/03/07 03:18:51
    I will buy a designer sex doll for my dog
    Shinigami_U
    If I had a Dog, I would buy that XD. But That only works for male dogs... what about the female? lol sexism... machism loooool, always male first sexualy BAH...
  • getalife 2009/03/07 02:33:27
    I will buy a designer sex doll for my dog
    getalife
    +1
    Of course my dogs loves the petite toy dogs so I will have to get him a small toy. even though hes a very big dog. he like to pick them up and carry then with him when he has sex. hes just an animal.
  • Maine Guy 2009/03/07 02:28:12 (edited)
    No way I am buying my dog a sex doll
    Maine Guy
    +4
    Great, now i'll never be able to look at my doll the same way again. ill doll
  • gossiper_123 2009/03/07 01:42:23
    No way I am buying my dog a sex doll
    gossiper_123
    We are slowly sliding down the civil ladder. One more rung, and we're tied with the cavemen. Come on people, let's show some common sense! ;) God, next thing you know, there'll be a sex toy for babies!
  • Egg † "In God We Trust" † 2009/03/07 01:14:45
    No way I am buying my dog a sex doll
    Egg   † "In God We Trust" †
    What kind of a stupid thing is that?!?!?!?!?! Just get your dog fixed if you don't want him humping your furniture.
  • Sykes! Egg †... 2009/03/07 10:07:29
    Sykes!
    What about breeders who don't have females in heat? Male dogs are like male humans. They like sex.
  • BatCountry 2009/03/07 01:12:23
    I will buy a designer sex doll for my dog
    BatCountry
    When I get a dog..
  • moorrbrt1 "In God we Trust" 2009/03/07 00:59:02
    I will buy a designer sex doll for my dog
    moorrbrt1 "In God we Trust"
    +1
    I was on a job once, where this lady's dog really liked me. The guy I was working with thought it was funny and kept egging him on. This could have come in handy at the time, especially considering the dog was a boxer.
  • MQ-Amer... moorrbr... 2009/03/07 01:21:22
    MQ-American Values Again (AVA)
    +1
    I'm screaming out loud ROFLMAO!.. ahhhh doggie love.. LOL
  • Joves the Instigator 2009/03/07 00:22:56
    No way I am buying my dog a sex doll
    Joves the Instigator
    That is too funny! It is bad enough some people spned thousands on those real doll but, buying one for your mutt. My aunt had a little Yorkie that had a stuffed gorilla that was bigger than he was he would drag everywhere and hump it. He seemed pretty happy with that. Our society is truly doomed. And has no body ever heard of fixing their animals.
  • Dagon 2009/03/07 00:12:06
  • Sykes! Dagon 2009/03/07 10:08:42
    Sykes!
    +1
    My dog had a blue stuffed monkey for that purpose... dog blue stuffed monkey purpose
  • Cookie-chan ~Love Like This~ 2009/03/06 22:54:15
    No way I am buying my dog a sex doll
    Cookie-chan ~Love Like This~
    Am I being Punk'd?!

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