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BUCCANEER~POTL~PWCM~JLA 2012/05/07 14:30:24
I WANT TO LIVE,AND WILL VOTE FOR THE CURE!!
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!
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I have just received this from a friend in the medical proffesion,this disease is a variant
of one which has affected humanity for hundreds of years,and first infected the USA four or five years ago,here in the UK it mutaded and merged with with another party
and has caused considerable grief,to the health service and economy.

Gonorrhea Lectim-new deadly disease (UNCLASSIFIED)

One should be thinking about this seriously. I'm sending this because I know you are bright and I care about you.

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called "Gonorrhea Lectim." It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect ‘im" and it is a terrible Obamanation.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008...But now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-3 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is. It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose now and the second dose in Nov. 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

There is a cure.




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  • MR. 2012/05/08 11:30:48
    I WANT TO LIVE,AND WILL VOTE FOR THE CURE!!
    MR.
    +6
    ROGER: "I watched the sunrise today. Couldn't sleep". DON: "How was it?" ROGER: "Average!" *MADMEN ("Seven Twenty Three") -[Season III, Episode VII]-
  • Jan 2012/05/08 08:40:24
    I WANT TO LIVE,AND WILL VOTE FOR THE CURE!!
    Jan
    +3
    First and most importantly is not to risk intimate contact with anyone who is infected. I know that may not always be easy but self protection abstention (or using condoms) has to be the best way of avoiding sexually transmitted diseases.
  • Bevos Jan 2012/05/08 11:47:52
    Bevos
    +2
    You're serious?
  • Jan Bevos 2012/05/08 13:27:05
    Jan
    +3
    Too right I am
  • BUCCANE... Jan 2012/05/08 20:52:43
    BUCCANEER~POTL~PWCM~JLA
    +1
    Jan love it is a joke, I think
  • Jan BUCCANE... 2012/05/08 21:06:20
    Jan
    +2
    I'd only read the headline when I first commented on it Bucc. OOPS! Having been back to look at it properly it looks like the joke is on me this time lol.
  • D'eath Jan 2012/05/09 10:09:20
    D'eath
    +2
    But had it not been a joke your words would be right on Jan.
  • Jan D'eath 2012/05/09 10:34:09
    Jan
    +2
    Thank you D'eath. :-)
  • Ramon 2012/05/08 05:27:00
    I WANT TO LIVE,AND WILL VOTE FOR THE CURE!!
    Ramon
  • mark 2012/05/08 05:02:16
    I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!
    mark
    +2
    Because you are wrong. There is no cure for this disease. Though we might get a less virulent strain this time. But we take our chances every four years and hope we aren't infected.
  • CREW grand 2012/05/08 04:50:08
    I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!
    CREW grand
    +1
    This information is outdated and the issue has passed.
    This disease was actually announced in late 2004, but unfortunately, much of America still succumbed to it and the country began to die at that time.
    I'll add this to the very lengthy list of things that mindless and unthinking conservatives ignored throughout the 2000s and only suddenly began noticing and complaining about in February of 2009, after the damage had already long since been done.

    Don
  • Gooky 2012/05/08 04:30:47
    I WANT TO LIVE,AND WILL VOTE FOR THE CURE!!
    Gooky
    +4
    Do your work folks...this disease is crippling,with high death count...keep America clean.
    http://tommcmahon.typepad.com...

    Good one,doofie!
  • Pearlie Momi♥Patriot Warrior♥ 2012/05/08 03:46:29
    I WANT TO LIVE,AND WILL VOTE FOR THE CURE!!
    Pearlie Momi♥Patriot Warrior♥
    +6
    Wow , this is unbelievable and scary....I will take it serious...
  • goatman112003 2012/05/08 03:17:08
    I WANT TO LIVE,AND WILL VOTE FOR THE CURE!!
    goatman112003
    +5
    The Republican lever will be pulled in November. Horrible disease, known to bankrupt everyone before it eats them alive.
  • Cindy64... goatman... 2012/05/08 14:50:18
    Cindy64~PATRIOT WARRIOR
    +2
    AMEN on your post and you are so RIGHT!!!!
  • JoeM~PWCM~JLA 2012/05/08 02:11:04
    I WANT TO LIVE,AND WILL VOTE FOR THE CURE!!
    JoeM~PWCM~JLA
    +6
    Now that is truly funny. Even "rammstein" called it humor.
  • abycinnamon BN-1 2012/05/08 01:58:11 (edited)
  • CREW grand abycinn... 2012/05/08 04:59:49
  • abycinn... CREW grand 2012/05/08 05:12:13
    abycinnamon BN-1
    +1
    yes, that's much better. thanks.
  • Muriel 2012/05/08 01:34:19
    I WANT TO LIVE,AND WILL VOTE FOR THE CURE!!
    Muriel
    +7
    OH my goodness a disease of such a severe nature must surely be stamped out soon!!!!!
  • Mark In Irvine 2012/05/08 01:18:39
    I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!
    Mark In Irvine
    not nice, song-man.
  • Rammstein 2012/05/08 01:08:30
    I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!
    Rammstein
    more retarded republican "humor"
  • Papillon Rammstein 2012/05/08 17:31:11 (edited)
  • Rammstein Papillon 2012/05/08 21:03:21
  • ruthann... Rammstein 2012/05/10 23:44:35
    ruthannhausman
    Oh, no, my dear, Republicans aren't retarded, we've just learned how to dumb things down so dems and libs can understand what we're talking about. Otherwise, we would be socially inconsiderate of our fellow human beings.
  • ruthannhausman 2012/05/08 01:04:55
    I WANT TO LIVE,AND WILL VOTE FOR THE CURE!!
    ruthannhausman
    +7
    I personally used Votemout as a vaccine when I first saw Candidate Obama in 2007. I am not a physician but I recognized the danger very early on and prepped my body for the onslaught. But now my immune system is coming under yet another attack and I don't know if my vaccine is going to hold. Perchance there are those out there who will vaccinate themselves as I did and assist me in being strong. Yes?
  • Papillon ruthann... 2012/05/08 17:38:42
  • ruthann... Papillon 2012/05/09 01:03:59
    ruthannhausman
    +1
    Oh, lordy, please don't rock the damn thing, I can't swim! LOL
  • Papillon ruthann... 2012/05/10 16:44:45 (edited)
  • ruthann... Papillon 2012/05/10 23:42:22
    ruthannhausman
    +1
    Whew, thanks, that's a relief. Then rock away, my friend, I'll try to enjoy the ride!
  • Rodney 2012/05/08 00:00:29
    I WANT TO LIVE,AND WILL VOTE FOR THE CURE!!
    Rodney
    +6
    Hahaha, Whew, dodged that arrow.
  • Nancy~PWCM~JLA~POTL 2012/05/07 23:47:32
    I WANT TO LIVE,AND WILL VOTE FOR THE CURE!!
    Nancy~PWCM~JLA~POTL
    +7
    So who has to pay for it? LOL. Will pharmaceutical companies get a tax break and will Congress/Senate get it for free? Just wondering it wasn't in the fine print :-) Just another viral or infection that we have ommit. I have a spray for that one. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TXu...
  • Papillon Nancy~P... 2012/05/08 17:40:20 (edited)
  • diane RN 2012/05/07 23:47:14
    I WANT TO LIVE,AND WILL VOTE FOR THE CURE!!
    diane RN
    +6
    I can only wish that this disease was easily cured with an antibiotic:) Unfortunately it takes a good dose of "Common Sense," and this is obviously something that is in rare commodity these days.
  • Pearlie... diane RN 2012/05/08 03:44:57
    Pearlie Momi♥Patriot Warrior♥
    +4
    I know what you mean.....LOL
  • Cindy64... diane RN 2012/05/08 14:52:41
    Cindy64~PATRIOT WARRIOR
    +1
    Your post is 100% RIGHT Common Sense, is a rare commodity these days....that is for sure!! AIR-HEADS are around us!!
  • Nancy~PWCM~JLA~POTL 2012/05/07 23:46:42
    Nancy~PWCM~JLA~POTL
    +4
    So who has to pay for it? LOL. Will pharmaceutical companies get a tax break and will Congress/Senate get it for free? Just wondering it wasn't in the fine print :-) Just another viral or infection that we have ommit. I have a spray for that one. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TXu...
  • Papillon Nancy~P... 2012/05/08 17:44:52
  • <3XXmiyuXX<3 2012/05/07 23:40:05
    I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!
    <3XXmiyuXX<3
    +1
    Sincerely doubt this is real...
  • Nancy~P... <3XXmiy... 2012/05/07 23:47:40
    Nancy~PWCM~JLA~POTL
    +4
    not real but humorous

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