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SERIOUS DISEASE WARNING

BUCCANEER~POTL~PWCM~JLA 2012/05/07 14:30:24
I WANT TO LIVE,AND WILL VOTE FOR THE CURE!!
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!
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I have just received this from a friend in the medical proffesion,this disease is a variant
of one which has affected humanity for hundreds of years,and first infected the USA four or five years ago,here in the UK it mutaded and merged with with another party
and has caused considerable grief,to the health service and economy.

Gonorrhea Lectim-new deadly disease (UNCLASSIFIED)

One should be thinking about this seriously. I'm sending this because I know you are bright and I care about you.

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called "Gonorrhea Lectim." It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect ‘im" and it is a terrible Obamanation.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008...But now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-3 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is. It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose now and the second dose in Nov. 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

There is a cure.




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  • doofiegirl POTL~PWCM~JLA 2012/05/07 15:07:37
    I WANT TO LIVE,AND WILL VOTE FOR THE CURE!!
    doofiegirl  POTL~PWCM~JLA
    +18
    Oh bucc! This is absolutely Priceless! If they don't give a damn,, they need a good dose of fucitol to ease that last breath!

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  • Crankney - PKM 2012/05/14 11:29:58
    I WANT TO LIVE,AND WILL VOTE FOR THE CURE!!
    Crankney - PKM
    +1
    To the cure!
    i ll drink to that
  • BUCCANE... Crankne... 2012/05/17 17:15:55
    BUCCANEER~POTL~PWCM~JLA
    +1
    Indeed! two beers cheers
  • Pedro Doller ~POTL-PWCM~JLA 2012/05/09 09:10:09
    I WANT TO LIVE,AND WILL VOTE FOR THE CURE!!
    Pedro Doller ~POTL-PWCM~JLA
    +2
    I've been urinating broken glass for the last 3-1/2 years and need the cure now.
  • BUCCANE... Pedro D... 2012/05/09 10:07:58
  • MIZ® ₱... BUCCANE... 2012/05/10 06:21:12
    MIZ®  ₱д₸Ɽ¡Ö₸ ₩дⱤⱤ¡ÖⱤ   †
    +2
    That's not nice to laugh........
    spanking emoticon gif
  • MIZ® ₱... Pedro D... 2012/05/10 06:17:50
    MIZ®  ₱д₸Ɽ¡Ö₸ ₩дⱤⱤ¡ÖⱤ   †
    +1
    Ouuuuchhhhh
  • rosesvengeance BN-0 2012/05/09 05:45:05
    I WANT TO LIVE,AND WILL VOTE FOR THE CURE!!
    rosesvengeance BN-0
  • snell PWCM/AVA~GOD & COUNTR... 2012/05/09 02:43:28
    I WANT TO LIVE,AND WILL VOTE FOR THE CURE!!
    snell PWCM/AVA~GOD & COUNTRY!!!
    +2
    I believe greatly in the Votemout cure - will help immensely against Gonorrhea Lectim and further re occurrences from Ovomitus
  • Erok 2012/05/09 02:37:49
    I WANT TO LIVE,AND WILL VOTE FOR THE CURE!!
    Erok
    +2
    Ha ha ha Love it !!!!
  • Kyle 2012/05/09 02:11:09
    I WANT TO LIVE,AND WILL VOTE FOR THE CURE!!
    Kyle
    +2
    That's pretty funny!
  • atomikmom 2012/05/09 01:56:38
    I WANT TO LIVE,AND WILL VOTE FOR THE CURE!!
    atomikmom
    +2
    That is the way things should go!!!, never give up!!!
  • Windy 2012/05/08 19:43:07
    I WANT TO LIVE,AND WILL VOTE FOR THE CURE!!
    Windy
    +2
    Yep, I'm voting for Ron Paul.
  • Bastion 2012/05/08 19:25:54
    I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!
    Bastion
    POY
  • Nonpartisan 2012/05/08 19:24:53
    I WANT TO LIVE,AND WILL VOTE FOR THE CURE!!
    Nonpartisan
    +1
    Unfortunately, just voting for the lesser of the evils, as the two parties would want us to do just makes it worse, and we will all soon die from the result. I recommend voting for the real cure at AmericansElect. Please support my Campaign for the Cure @ the address below.

    http://www.americanselect.org...
  • Papillon 2012/05/08 17:15:12
    I WANT TO LIVE,AND WILL VOTE FOR THE CURE!!
    Papillon
    +2
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!...
  • MIZ® ₱... Papillon 2012/05/10 06:27:15
    MIZ®  ₱д₸Ɽ¡Ö₸ ₩дⱤⱤ¡ÖⱤ   †
    +1
    OMG Peter! I haven't seen you in SO long! Where have you been??
  • Papillon MIZ® ₱... 2012/05/10 16:30:08
    Papillon
    +2
    Hey! i just stay away from news, because it gets me so pissed off! I usually go to the living section.
  • MIZ® ₱... Papillon 2012/05/10 21:48:16
    MIZ®  ₱д₸Ɽ¡Ö₸ ₩дⱤⱤ¡ÖⱤ   †
    +1
    The living room?
    cat thinks hes funny
  • Bigbrowneyes 2012/05/08 17:07:39
    I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!
    Bigbrowneyes
    +1
    Amusing joke, but doesn't strike any issues, as usual with these jokes, just dances around them.
  • Papillon Bigbrow... 2012/05/08 17:19:12 (edited)
    Papillon
    +2
    Uh...it's light hearted. It doesn't have to strike any issues like News & politics. You yourself have a disease; it's called Seriosis...People with this disease are so uptight that their sense of humor genes are withered and black. Very pretty, though.
  • Bigbrow... Papillon 2012/05/08 17:27:33
    Bigbrowneyes
    I believe I recognized it's amusement purposes. Just not a knee-slapper. Are you taking my lack of uncontrollable laughter too seriously, now?
  • Papillon Bigbrow... 2012/05/08 18:09:18
    Papillon
    +2
    Nope. And you can't clean it up. Again, you miss the point and prefer to knowledge and brain yourself into a false sense of superiority. This was completely humorous as i said before and if you want issues and not jokes, go to politics; That's for self appointed pseudo intellectuals.
  • Bigbrow... Papillon 2012/05/08 20:29:10
    Bigbrowneyes
    Good lord...I'm going to talk to the Democrats...
  • Papillon Bigbrow... 2012/05/10 16:31:44
    Papillon
    +1
    That's a good ldea.
  • Cindy64~AFCL 2012/05/08 14:48:35
    I WANT TO LIVE,AND WILL VOTE FOR THE CURE!!
    Cindy64~AFCL
    +6
    OH my GOSH BUCC this is just absolutely priceless ! I LOVE IT !! Good post my friend !! the happy pill to take I will take the happy pill when I VOTE him out!! lol lol Really Hell I do not need a pill I will just be very happy to VOTE Obama OUT!! ;-)
  • jasmine1 2012/05/08 14:47:29
    I WANT TO LIVE,AND WILL VOTE FOR THE CURE!!
    jasmine1
    +5
    WE must find a vaccine immediately!
  • Papillon jasmine1 2012/05/08 17:21:20
    Papillon
    +6
    It's been found! But it can't be administered until Nov. 12, 2012.
  • Debs 2012/05/08 14:27:55
    I WANT TO LIVE,AND WILL VOTE FOR THE CURE!!
    Debs
    +6
    I'm British,,but found this amusing :))
  • BUCCANE... Debs 2012/05/09 08:16:51
    BUCCANEER~POTL~PWCM~JLA
    +1
    So am I no escaping the similarities,in leaders is there?
  • Debs BUCCANE... 2012/05/09 13:54:56
    Debs
    +2
    They could be triplets Bucc :))..but sharing one brain cell !!
  • BUCCANE... Debs 2012/05/09 17:18:55 (edited)
    BUCCANEER~POTL~PWCM~JLA
    +1
    As much as ONE b rain cell? I was thinking more along the lines of O.1% amoeba
  • Debs BUCCANE... 2012/05/09 18:40:42
    Debs
    +1
    I shall write my plackard now...Amoeba for PM..:)..no contest
  • BUCCANE... Debs 2012/05/09 20:30:57
    BUCCANEER~POTL~PWCM~JLA
    Love it!!!
  • Brother Bo 2012/05/08 13:07:06
    I WANT TO LIVE,AND WILL VOTE FOR THE CURE!!
    Brother Bo
    +3
    When I just saw the posting, I thought you were talking about this...

  • Barefoo... Brother Bo 2012/05/08 14:33:36
  • Arizona1950 2012/05/08 12:53:03
    I WANT TO LIVE,AND WILL VOTE FOR THE CURE!!
    Arizona1950
    +6
    LOL .... absolutely too funny!

    smiley lol
  • Barefoo... Arizona... 2012/05/08 14:33:53
  • Arizona... Barefoo... 2012/05/09 02:25:47
    Arizona1950
    +3
    [giggle]
  • Barefoo... Arizona... 2012/05/09 04:08:38
    Barefooted Nana ∞ijm♥∞AFCL
    +3
    hehehe
  • Bevos 2012/05/08 11:44:15
    I WANT TO LIVE,AND WILL VOTE FOR THE CURE!!
    Bevos
    +6
    ROFLMAO! I LOVE IT!!! And so appropriate too!
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