Say something funny or uplifting

by bluelady Posted 2012/07/07 13:23:50

Related Topics: God, Weather, Funny, Side Effects, 13, Headaches, Tired

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I get headaches daily since the cerebral hemorragge... I am on amytripptillan at nite to help and they do but I still get them DAILY and .during weather changes they get worse I am on 13 different meds many of which have headaches as side effects.. got a doozy now (rainstorm coming)
someone say somethin funny ...I am tired of hurtin..
I know God doesnt give us more than we can handle, but his idea of handling and mine are a bit different

Fran-Halen 2012/07/07 17:19:50

Chronic pain is my companion too...it reminds me that I am still on this side. You are in my thoughts. Have you tried accupressure?

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bluelady to Fran-Halen 2012/07/07 21:13:25

+1
yeah... it eases the headache till I ease off the pressure point

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Fran-Halen to bluelady 2012/07/07 21:48:16

I do feel for you.

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Cantus_bird 2012/07/07 15:30:58 (edited)

"In the days of the Berlin Wall, there was a little old man who crossed the checkpoint every week, pushing his bicycle and carrying a heavy sack. The border guard, suspecting him of smuggling, always searched the sace thoroughly but never found anything worthwhile. One day, after the wall came down, the guard ran into the little old man. "Look, i just know you were smuggling something all those years but i could never prove it," said the guard. "Tell me what it was." The Little old man chuckled ... "

Can you guess what it was? ...

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bluelady to Cantus_... 2012/07/07 21:12:50

bicycles

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Cantus_... to bluelady 2012/07/08 00:10:00

Correct! I've heard massages do wonders ... hope you start to feel better sooner rather than later.

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sockpuppet 2012/07/07 14:14:54

A skeleton walks into a pub and says, "Give me a pint of Guinness and a mop!"

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Sister Jean 2012/07/07 13:53:09

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Bingo's Faddah 2012/07/07 13:44:05

Welcome to the world of constant pain. I've been that way for 5 years and there are ways to cope. Caffeine seems great for the headaches as it dilates the blood vessels. Hopefully you can wean off the other meds in the future. As to coping, here:

OK, so a guy brings a goat's head into a liquor store and puts it on the counter. He returns to the front door clearing a wide path by moving displays to the side. He opens the door and another guy enters pushing a hand truck holding someone in a full body cast. All you can see is their face, fingertips and toes. I forget the rest.

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bluelady to Bingo's... 2012/07/07 21:12:16

thanx but I dont smoke anything...I like my lungs
the joke is interesting tho

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Sister Jean 2012/07/07 13:38:50

is this funny

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bluelady to Sister ... 2012/07/07 21:11:26

+1
always.....

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