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Rape Prevention Tips...for Rapists

Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work!

1. Don’t put drugs in people’s drinks in order to control their behavior.

2. When you see someone walking by themselves, leave them alone!

3. If you pull over to help someone with car problems, remember not to assault them!

4. NEVER open an unlocked door or window uninvited.

5. If you are in an elevator and someone else gets in, DON’T ASSAULT THEM!

6. Remember, people go to laundry to do their laundry, do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.

7. USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM! If you are not able to stop yourself from assaulting people, ask a friend to stay with you while you are in public.

8. Always be honest with people! Don’t pretend to be a caring friend in order to gain the trust of someone you want to assault. Consider telling them you plan to assault them. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the other person may take that as a sign that you do not plan to rape them.

9. Don’t forget: you can’t have sex with someone unless they are awake!

10. Carry a whistle! If you are worried you might assault someone “on accident” you can hand it to the person you are with, so they can blow it if you do.

And, ALWAYS REMEMBER: if you didn’t ask permission and then respect the answer the first time, you are commiting a crime- no matter how “into it” others appear to be.
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  • Kristelle~Disposable Teen 2009/09/22 22:52:29
    Kristelle~Disposable Teen
    +3
    Isn't it idiotic that the real things are always how a victim can "prevent" rape, as if it's something THEY did wrong that they "got raped"? I don't understand why people are so against placing the blame where it really belongs--on the RAPIST, NOT THE VICTIM!

    It is ALL the rapist's fault, ALL the time!

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  • dave dave 2012/02/27 11:26:57
  • ««Ginge... dave dave 2012/02/27 16:52:26
    ««Gingey, the Master Debater of Þ|-|Дэ†»»
    How about you just stop raping people instead of blaming your problems on someone else?
  • Ember 2009/10/09 06:19:18
    Ember
    +1
    lol gotta love feministing.
  • ««Ginge... Ember 2009/10/09 06:50:54
    ««Gingey, the Master Debater of Þ|-|Дэ†»»
    Hell yes!
  • Leeaqua 2009/09/23 15:56:58
    Leeaqua
    +2
    Aw Gingey, there you go again spoiling my nights and days and weekends ! LOL : }
  • Kristelle~Disposable Teen 2009/09/22 22:52:29
    Kristelle~Disposable Teen
    +3
    Isn't it idiotic that the real things are always how a victim can "prevent" rape, as if it's something THEY did wrong that they "got raped"? I don't understand why people are so against placing the blame where it really belongs--on the RAPIST, NOT THE VICTIM!

    It is ALL the rapist's fault, ALL the time!
  • ««Ginge... Kristel... 2009/09/23 02:27:29
    ««Gingey, the Master Debater of Þ|-|Дэ†»»
    +2
    YES!!! I actually got this from Feministing.
  • Ex-Angel {Fallen From Grace... 2009/09/22 19:45:03
    Ex-Angel {Fallen From Grace} ~Patron Saint of Sinners~
    +1
    This is way twisted XD
  • ««Ginge... Ex-Ange... 2009/09/22 21:12:10
    ««Gingey, the Master Debater of Þ|-|Дэ†»»
    +2
    Well, it's meant to mock the ones for potential victims, because these things are usually kinda condescending.
  • Ex-Ange... ««Ginge... 2009/09/22 22:49:54
    Ex-Angel {Fallen From Grace} ~Patron Saint of Sinners~
    +2
    I've noticed that. Do they think women are stupid?
    "Oh, it's only 3 a.m., I think I want to go take a walk outside. Never mind it's dark and lonely, it's so pretty outside."
  • diaverde08-AmericanKilljoy 2009/09/22 09:38:42
    diaverde08-AmericanKilljoy
    +3
    I'm sure every rapist who reads this will take every word to heart. good job.
  • Isma'ila (God has heard)! 2009/09/22 08:50:48 (edited)
    Isma'ila (God has heard)!
    +2
    Rapists are so evil they don't care Gingey!The crime of rape should always require the death penalty!
  • ««Ginge... Isma'il... 2009/09/22 15:00:52
    ««Gingey, the Master Debater of Þ|-|Дэ†»»
    +2
    I know, Isma... it's horrible.
  • Isma'il... ««Ginge... 2009/09/30 07:39:43
    Isma'ila (God has heard)!
    I am a survivor of that crime and I still get pissed off about it!
  • ArchieB... Isma'il... 2009/09/29 16:29:06
    ArchieBunkerthe5th
    +1
    Death penalty ?!? Hell NO !! Why would you want "him" at peace? Why not have everything cut off so "he" has to sit to pee like the "bitch" "he" is?? death penalty peace cut pee bitch
  • Isma'il... ArchieB... 2009/09/30 07:41:08
    Isma'ila (God has heard)!
    But why waste the tax dollars that would be spent to keep them alive and healthy?You see what I am saying?
  • YoungGrasshopper 2009/09/22 08:46:07
    YoungGrasshopper
    +2
    Something tells me they won't listen.
  • ArchieBunkerthe5th 2009/09/22 04:58:12
    ArchieBunkerthe5th
    +2
    Sorry Sweetie but you forgot two and #9 is wrong... In my younger days (ahem.. cough) a sweet young thing mistook my "morning wood" as an invite. It did produce a very vivid dream til her teeth came into play then I was perfectly awake. But on the serious side Gingey you forgot the rapist should buy a dildo n' go f*ck himself. Or he can take it to the extreme and have everything surgically removed so he can't rape.
  • moomoof 2009/09/22 03:56:08
    moomoof
    +1
    So this is what adults do....rape eachother.....
  • Decipher 2009/09/22 03:34:41
    Decipher
    +1
    I think Ill live dangerously and do the opposite on each one of those

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