Porsche stuck in wet cement proves karma exists

by (▪‿▪)DoctorWhoGuru(▪‿▪) Posted 2012/02/19 00:33:20

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On Thursday, the driver of a Porsche 911 decided he'd take a shortcut around some construction cones and drove straight into wet asphalt near Marina Green on Marina Blvd. in San Francisco.

"It was coned off," according to Bobswire, a user of the Paceline bike forums. "He was just trying to sneak in from a side street. [The] concrete looked solid."

Bobswire reports that the hapless driver remained stuck in his car. "He didn't want to open the door and have concrete get in; the whole undercarriage and brakes will need to [be] cleaned or replaced."

Whether the pavement was aphalt, cement, or concrete is up for debate. What's unquestionable, however, is that this is the best Lightning McQueen impression we've seen since Cars. Check out more photos in the gallery below, which is best viewed while listening to John Lennon's classic "Instant Karma." Then write your own punchline in the comments section below.

flrdsgns 2012/02/19 03:22:49

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Not only will he have to pay a lot of money to fix the car, he will have to pay the crane and crew to dig his car out. Then as a final insult, he will have to pay to repave that part of the street. Oh and the ticket he will undoubtedly receive. lol.
Bet he never pulls this stunt again...
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Too Much 2012/02/20 18:10:47

+4
Bet you a buck the rightard votes Republican.

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Demon Destroyer 2012/02/20 07:17:21

+2
Now there is proof there is a God

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Alvin 2012/02/19 21:05:20

+2
Some people just think that the rules do not apply to them and they can just go and do whatever they want to do. Paybacks are a B*****

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tony 2012/02/19 19:56:56

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People ignore cones. I used to do glass, when we did large storefronts we would cone off the sidewalk. Pulling out 100lb pieces of broken plate glass is extremely dangerous. I would resort to yelling at them. Didn't matter. They couldn't be burdened by walking around.

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Andy 2012/02/19 15:55:38

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IT IS NOT ALL ABOUT YOU!!! Traffic cones usually indicate something is going on ahead, and stay out.... now he will have to pay!!

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Lady Whitewolf 2012/02/19 13:34:32

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Oh well....

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La 2012/02/19 04:54:01

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Lol. Served.

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♌βļąƈʞƦơșƐ3033♌ 2012/02/19 04:13:11

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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flrdsgns 2012/02/19 03:22:49

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Not only will he have to pay a lot of money to fix the car, he will have to pay the crane and crew to dig his car out. Then as a final insult, he will have to pay to repave that part of the street. Oh and the ticket he will undoubtedly receive. lol.
Bet he never pulls this stunt again...

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hari 2012/02/19 03:19:13

+2
pathetic and ridiculous

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lucythetooth 2012/02/19 02:41:22

+5
Just another rich idiot that thinks the rules don't apply to him.

"Cones? Cones are for the little people! I'm much too important to pay attention to cones!"

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Axe Gri... to lucythe... 2012/02/19 04:43:36

+3
God, you read my mind !!!!! Exactly !!!!

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Lady Wh... to Axe Gri... 2012/02/19 13:34:03

+1
me three

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Lady Wh... to lucythe... 2012/02/19 13:33:45

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You're probably closer ot the truth than ya think!

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tony to lucythe... 2012/02/19 19:59:16

Seriously? Poor people aren't as ignorant? I work with the public and I have a much better experience with the rich than I do the poor. The poor all think they are owed something.

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Axe Gri... to tony 2012/02/20 02:20:30

And where I work, I deal with a LOT of executive types, who think just because they stumbled thru college with a D average, and got a position that pays them a lot of money, they should get their a$$es kissed with super sheen lip gloss!

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antlergirl21 2012/02/19 02:19:05

+2
What an idiot. Obviously it's coned off for a reason.

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Elephant Lord 2012/02/19 01:25:58

+3
They should just leave the car there. He can save up for a new one.

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themadhare ~IJM 2012/02/19 00:45:26

+2
I hope the driver was charged for the full cost of the delay and removal.

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Kashee 2012/02/19 00:37:22

+5
I imagine there were many people laughing.

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rk 2012/02/19 00:36:23

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Never go around barricades they are there for a reason

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Willski 2012/02/19 00:36:13

+1
coincidence, not karma.

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♥K14 2012/02/19 00:34:58

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That is proof of the existence of idiots, not karma...

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Lady Wh... to ♥K14 2012/02/19 13:35:09

That too!

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