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Please vote for my Husband The Skinny guy with the Big ears

BARRY0619 2012/05/22 23:24:45


Please Vote For My Husband








THANK YOU AMERICA !
Dear American Taxpayer





For only the second time in my adult life, I am not




ashamed of my country. I want to thank the hard




working American people for paying $242 thousand




dollars for my vacation in Spain .





My daughter Sasha, several long-time family friends,




my personal staff and various guests had a wonderful time.





Honestly, you just haven't lived until you have stayed




in a $2,500.00 per night private 3-story villa at a 5-Star luxury hotel.





Thank you also for the use of Air Force Two


and the 70 Secret Service personnel who tagged




along to be sure we were safe and cared for at all times.




By the way, if you happen to be visiting the Costa del Sol ,




I highly recommend the Buenaventura Plaza restaurant




in Marbella ; great lobster with rice and oysters!




I'm ashamed to admit the lobsters we ate in Martha's Vineyard were not quite as tasty,


but what can you do if you're not in Europe , you have to just grin and bear it?





Air Force Two (which costs $11,351 per hour to operate


according to Government Accounting Office reports)




only used 47,500 gallons of jet fuel for this trip




and carbon emissions were a mere 1,031 tons of CO2.





These are only rough estimates, but they are close.




That's quite a carbon footprint as my good friend




Al Gore would say, so we must ask the American




citizens to drive smaller, more fuel efficient cars and




drive less too, so we can lessen our combined




carbon footprint.





I know times are hard and millions of you are struggling




to put food on the table and trying to make ends meet.




So I do appreciate your sacrifices and do hope you




find work soon.





I was really exhausted after Barack took our family




on a luxury vacation in Maine a few weeks ago.




I just had to get away for a few days.





Cordially,


Michelle (Moochelle) Obama





P.S. Thank you as well for the $2 BILLION dollar trip




to India from which we just returned!





P.SS. Thank you, too, for that vacation trip to




Martha's Vineyard; it was fabulous.





And thanks for that second smaller jet that took our




dog Bo to Martha's Vineyard so we and the children




could have him with us while we were away from the




White House for eleven days. After all, we couldn't




take him on Air Force One because he might pee




on some wires or something.





P.SSS. Oh, I almost forgot to say thanks also for




our two-week trip to Hawaii at Christmas. That 7,000




square foot house was great! And there was that Las Vegas stop over.




P.SSSs don't forget my ski trip to Vail this winter




and now the girls and I are in Africa with my mom.




All this while Barack golf’s and campaigns to




keep my trips coming for the next 4 years !




Love Ya! Remember, we all have to share the pain of these




economic times equally!




Love to -redistribute- share- the wealth.

You!
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  • betz 2012/05/23 00:30:22
    betz
    +4
    Dear Michelle,
    I cannot and will not vote for your husband and his big ears. Quite honestly he doesn't give two hoots in hell about me and at this point in time it's all about betz. I am so happy you have enjoyed your trips on my dime. Soon you'll be heading back from where you came, using your store coupons to make ends meet and carpooling the kids to school in your beautiful Prius. The ride is over for you and your family. Being a conservative Cristian I wish you the best.
    PS...don't let the door hit you on the way out.
    Sincerely,
    betz

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  • OPOA912 2012/05/23 13:42:31
    OPOA912
    +1
    Just walk out the door and never come back!
  • sglmom 2012/05/23 08:37:41
    sglmom
    +1
    Dear Mo ..
    oh hell no
    But I'll be happy to get my blind self on an aircraft and help toss your stuff into the back of a moving van .. so you can keep on walking right on back to whence you came ..
  • cddjmikey 2012/05/23 00:45:42
    cddjmikey
    +3
    ONE MILLION YEARS AFTER HELL FREEZES OVER !!!!!
  • betz 2012/05/23 00:30:22
    betz
    +4
    Dear Michelle,
    I cannot and will not vote for your husband and his big ears. Quite honestly he doesn't give two hoots in hell about me and at this point in time it's all about betz. I am so happy you have enjoyed your trips on my dime. Soon you'll be heading back from where you came, using your store coupons to make ends meet and carpooling the kids to school in your beautiful Prius. The ride is over for you and your family. Being a conservative Cristian I wish you the best.
    PS...don't let the door hit you on the way out.
    Sincerely,
    betz
  • LisaSmith 2012/05/22 23:49:37
    LisaSmith
    +3
    Sorry, no can do.
  • Maddog 2012/05/22 23:43:20
    Maddog
    +4
    Michelle Obama: she exhibits all the grace of a female Sasquatch!
  • lonewolf 2012/05/22 23:33:24
    lonewolf
    +4
    this guy no way. obama jackass
  • westernslope~PWCM~JLA 2012/05/22 23:32:47
  • none 2012/05/22 23:28:21
    none
    +4
    Sorry, not a chance Chewbakka.
    NOBAMA in 2012!!

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