Pick up lines anyone?

by ekp :D Posted 2009/08/09 22:27:53

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	this one always gets the babes... ;D	29 votes	67%
	i used this one once or twice...didnt work out right...	3 votes	7%
	im a loser, i dont know any pick up lines and im too lazy to go google some...	11 votes	26%

whats the funniest/stupidest/gayest/best pick up line you've heard of?

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Twitch 2009/08/09 23:05:40

this one always gets the babes... ;D

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to beak the ice.
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~The Tickler~ 2010/07/19 15:41:43

this one always gets the babes... ;D

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cute legs........ what time do they open?

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I♥MyBandBoyfriend 2009/08/12 22:47:55

this one always gets the babes... ;D

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very very pathetic: if we were letters in the alphabet, i would put U and I reeeeeeeal close.

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Anna.™ 2009/08/12 22:40:14

this one always gets the babes... ;D

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nice face lets fuck.

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ekp :D to Anna.™ 2009/08/13 01:27:02

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lmao! im going to use that one :P

XD

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frankieMonster 2009/08/12 05:53:04 (edited)

this one always gets the babes... ;D

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PLEASE EXCUSE THE FIRST PART.

and if those dont work you can always use the Billie Joe pick up line
"uh...uh..you wanna have sex and get married?! sorry."

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ekp :D to frankie... 2009/08/12 13:35:49

lmao this dude is hilarious XD

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frankie... to ekp :D 2009/08/12 21:09:19

+1
i know. shane dawson.
look him up on youtube.
:D

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ekp :D to frankie... 2009/08/13 01:27:31

lol i did :D

hes cute XD

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frankie... to ekp :D 2009/08/13 01:28:48

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he is sooo cute. except dressed as a girl, that...was disturbing.

hes goegeous.
XD

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ekp :D to frankie... 2009/08/13 01:31:42

lol

he is :D

why isnt there more guys like that around here :P

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frankie... to ekp :D 2009/08/13 01:38:04

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seriously. i wish there were. i dont know any guys (except one) who is cute and funny at the same time.

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ekp :D to frankie... 2009/08/13 01:39:08

i know many :D

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I♥MyBan... to frankie... 2009/08/12 22:43:14

+1
wow that dude is HOT!!! he doesnt need pick-up lines!

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frankie... to I♥MyBan... 2009/08/12 22:47:46

youve never heard of him before?
shane dawson.
youtube.

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I♥MyBan... to frankie... 2009/08/12 23:49:45

i have seen 1 of his vids before this :)

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Gir Fan #1 (Demetrius) 2009/08/12 04:27:47

this one always gets the babes... ;D

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Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?

I'm a chick so.. yeah, but I love pick-up lines 'cause their corny and funny. I just don't like perverted ones.

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KaylieAnn 2009/08/12 02:44:36

im a loser, i dont know any pick up lines and im too lazy to go google some...

Well, I don't use lines but one of the best I've heard is...
"You dropped something *bends down* I think its your smile. *puts hand under chin*" My friend did it and I thought it was adorable.
I'm a sucker for lines. If they're funny or cute, I'm happy. :D

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Pravin 2009/08/11 18:36:56

im a loser, i dont know any pick up lines and im too lazy to go google some...

+1
Let's get this straight and i'm not beating around the bush, want to get some coffee and small talk ?

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Joe 2009/08/11 12:56:17

this one always gets the babes... ;D

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You look bored. I can change that.

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Pet Rock Whisperer 2009/08/11 02:19:23

this one always gets the babes... ;D

+2
This one worked once ....eventually!
"Can I have your cherry?" There was a cherry on her dessert.

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<--That guy 2009/08/11 01:45:27

this one always gets the babes... ;D

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This is a good one to use if you're at some sort of event and you come back from the restroom or concessions.

"Hey! Did I miss anything while I was gone...besides you?"

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Sookie 2009/08/10 22:04:50

this one always gets the babes... ;D

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"Stop undressing me with your eyes. Use your teeth."

:D

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ekp :D to Sookie 2009/08/11 04:24:49

+1
lmao!! im totally going to use that one :D

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Sookie to ekp :D 2009/08/11 04:32:19

+1
lol. Right?

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Milk Maid 2009/08/10 21:42:28

i used this one once or twice...didnt work out right...

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I'm not Wilma Flintstone but I can make your Bed-Rock *_*

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ekp :D to Milk Maid 2009/08/10 21:45:56

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lol ive heard that one before XD

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574I2CI... to Milk Maid 2009/08/11 00:12:14

+1
It's Fred Flintstone

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Milk Maid to 574I2CI... 2009/08/11 00:39:58

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Only if your a guy....

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574I2CI... to Milk Maid 2009/08/11 03:39:09

+1
It's a guy's pick up line. :/

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Milk Maid to 574I2CI... 2009/08/11 04:21:00

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So because I'm a woman...and I use Wilma Flintstone...I can't use it as a pick up line? That's racist...lol

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574I2CI... to Milk Maid 2009/08/11 04:21:57

You mean "Sexcist"

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Milk Maid to 574I2CI... 2009/08/11 04:22:41

Either way

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574I2CI... to Milk Maid 2009/08/11 04:34:40

Its not racist, it's sexcist. haha

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ekp :D to 574I2CI... 2009/08/11 04:25:20

true >__>

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SomewhereInHiding 2009/08/10 19:28:04

im a loser, i dont know any pick up lines and im too lazy to go google some...

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I'm not a loser because I don't use pickup lines but i heard a couple from people..
heres some funny ones:
"If you a McDonald's, you'd be call McGorgeous" <--it's funnier if you hear it!!
"If you were a booger I'd pick you first"

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ekp :D to Somewhe... 2009/08/10 21:46:38

lmao! the second one if sunny XD

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Hannah_x3 2009/08/10 18:51:27

this one always gets the babes... ;D

+1
"Hey I love you're shirt, Wanna fuck?"

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ekp :D to Hannah_x3 2009/08/10 21:46:58

wow open and straight to the point :P

i like it XD

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CeeCee46 2009/08/10 17:33:16

this one always gets the babes... ;D

+1
Hey Sexy can I buy you a Pepsi? That took my breath away

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kidkewlsgirl8888 2009/08/10 17:05:00

this one always gets the babes... ;D

+5
jk lol.. if a flip a coin whats the chance ill get head? : D

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