One fine day in middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policemen heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys this poem isn't all done, but what's wrong?

fullmoon101 2009/06/15 02:58:07
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  • Murderscene, 2009/09/27 16:52:50
    it's not the real version. i like the real version better.
  • fullmoo... Murders... 2009/09/27 17:50:30
    what's the real version?
  • Rachael 2009/07/07 19:28:34
    that's so cool!
    This poem is really old and not just from "The Haunting in Connectucut"

    And it goes more like this, but there are MANY different versions of this poem:

    Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps,
    I stand before you and sit behind you
    to tell you something I know nothing about!
    Admission is free, you must pay at the door;
    So pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
    The show is over, but before you go,
    let me tell you a story I don't really know :

    One bright day, in the middle of the night
    two dead boys got up to fight
    back to back; they faced each other;
    drew their swords and shot each other.
    A deaf policeman heard the noise
    He came and shot those two dead boys.
    If you don't believe this lie is true...
    just ask the blind man; he saw it too!
  • banana 2009/06/16 22:57:13
    um the deaf police officer heard the gun shot and deaf police officer heard gun shot killed two boys who were already dead
  • Raindropkitten™~the author ... 2009/06/15 03:05:56
    Raindropkitten™~the author of þhαετ~
    other than the fact that a police man who was deaf heard a gunshot and killed two already dead boys-lol
  • 504 2009/06/15 03:04:34
  • Raindro... 504 2009/06/15 03:06:34
    Raindropkitten™~the author of þhαετ~
    your music sucks, stop posting it everywhere, its called spam
  • Pandora ;) 2009/06/15 03:01:52
    that's so cool!
    Pandora ;)
    I loved this bit in that movie...I can't remember the name of it haha.

    It's all contradictory but that's why I love it!
  • fullmoo... Pandora ;) 2009/06/15 03:02:46
    it's from the haunting in conneticut isn't it?
  • Pandora ;) fullmoo... 2009/06/15 03:05:08
    Pandora ;)
    Oh yeahh that's the one :)
  • Dave Sawyer ♥ Child of God ♥ 2009/06/15 02:59:55
    Dave Sawyer ♥ Child of God ♥
    You bothered to start the poem :)
  • fullmoo... Dave Sa... 2009/06/15 03:01:31
  • Nadrasta 2009/06/15 02:59:45
    Lets just say just about everything,lol

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