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Körïnthïän 2009/05/07 01:10:46
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Married Dating by the Numbers
Ashley Madison Agency Says Life Is Short, Have an Affair

Pimps are not what they used to be. In the past, they were the slimy guys in the alley who would seek to procure paying customers for the bodies of the women they victimized. Nowadays they are online services advocating secondary and even tertiary relationships, swinging, and affair
he Ashley Madison agency pimps married folks looking for a quick romp in the hay. Hailing itself the "world's #1 married dating service specifically for attached men and women who are looking to have an extra-marital affair," the service makes no bones about its mission.

Life Is Too Short, Have an Affair with the Affair Guarantee Program for $249

Payment of $249 entitles the customer to participation in the "affair guarantee program," which pledges you to find "someone" within three months or your money back. To ensure that you keep up your end of the bargain, you must set up an attractive profile with photo, send at the very least 60 priority mail messages to different members, send five Ashley gifts, and engage in at least 180 minutes of instant messaging during that timeframe.

If after 90 days and 60 sex laced messages, five gifts and three hours of begging for attention and sexual favors there is still nobody to be found who willingly does the horizontal mambo with you, Ashley Madison, too, will throw in the towel, refund your money, and allow you and your battered ego to slink off.

If one may believe Noel Biderman, president of Ashley Madison, the Canadian agency has been in business for seven years and counts 2.5 million members. Your odds of finding a home wrecker for your purposes are better than average.

What Do The Numbers Say?

According to the statistics quoted by the Truth about Deception website, 30-60% of American married folks do buy into the idea that life is too short, and have an affair. Of those who do have extramarital sex, 2-3% will welcome a child into their lives that is the issue of the extramarital affair. Most women will not reveal their misstep to their husbands and thus the number of men unknowingly raising someone else's child is hard to guess.

Credit: http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1206394/life_is_shor...
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  • Joe 2009/07/08 03:30:52
    *Splutter*
    Joe
    I'd be a damned poor kindergarden student. I don't share well.
  • Kay 2009/05/26 20:01:12
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    Kay
    Then explain to the other why you came home with a STD. OOOPPPSSS, sorry sweetie, that wasn't suppose to happen
  • DemonKiTTiE ♥ In MUSE I Tru... 2009/05/16 20:08:41
    This is horrible!
    DemonKiTTiE ♥ In MUSE I Trust ♥
    It sounds really wrong. I guess to each their own, but it sounds really weird.
  • Rich13 2009/05/08 20:56:27
    Splendid idea!
    Rich13
    +1
    in theory, it shouldn't be a problem if both people are consenting. but theory and practice are 2 separate things. and some one is bound to get bitten by the jealous bug.
  • Shutterbug 2009/05/07 22:51:13
    *Splutter*
    Shutterbug
    +1
    What can I say? I don't like to share.
  • 168290 2009/05/07 22:18:54
  • Körïnthïän 168290 2009/05/07 22:37:40
    Körïnthïän
    +1
    You neanderthal!
  • 168290 Körïnthïän 2009/05/07 22:51:00
  • turkey pepperoni 2009/05/07 18:02:21
    Splendid idea!
    turkey pepperoni
    +2
    as long as it's open, sounds fine...

    darling...will you go over there and bang that hot chick?

    -why yes, i think that would be fun.

    splendid, i'll get the camera!

    sounds fine darling bang hot chick fun splendid ill camera
  • <--That guy 2009/05/07 16:17:49
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    <--That guy
    +2
    I guess that's a matter of personal preference.

    Sometimes I wonder why humans are so hung up on monogamy when so many other animals aren't.

    However, while I believe monogamy might be a little arbitrary, I've still never cheated on anyone. What can I say? Evolution is slow.
  • Seasoned BN-0 2009/05/07 15:22:41
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    Seasoned BN-0
    +1
    Sooo totally self centered and selfish.....why not sleep with and by yourself......because really isn't that what you are seeking...total me stuff....
  • Rusty Shackelford 2009/05/07 13:56:34
    Splendid idea!
    Rusty Shackelford
    +2
    I'll give the pimping agency credit for honesty. And it's not like this will make people have affairs that wouldn't already. People are going to cheat you might as well make some money off it.
  • pink bambi ~ In Muse I Trust ~ 2009/05/07 13:02:39
    This is horrible!
    pink bambi ~ In Muse I Trust ~
    +2
    Cheating is the worst of the worst and this is basically just this with prettier words. If you don't want to be with just one person, don't get married. There are no ifs or buts, don't do it.
  • ©TransAmTam~Metal Queen \m/ 2009/05/07 09:40:18
  • Lynn 2009/05/07 05:21:11
    This could actually make marriages last longer.
    Lynn
    Cheating or open marriage? As long as everyone is on board and okay with it, its fine.
  • Mr. Basket 2009/05/07 04:58:40
    This is horrible!
    Mr. Basket
    +2
    forget that...affairs aren't worth it.
  • Brosia 2009/05/07 04:29:22
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    Brosia
    +2
    Why? I married my husband because I love him and don't want to be with anyone else ever again. That is what the point of "For time and all eternity" was. Or if you'd rather "'Till death to us part". I think it is a bad idea all the way around. If you don't want to be faithful, don't get hitched.
  • The Beaver 2009/05/07 03:00:37
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    The Beaver
    +2
    Who in the Hell has that much extra energy for affairs?
  • Körïnthïän The Beaver 2009/05/07 03:01:07
    Körïnthïän
    +1
    *Nudge*nudge*wink*wink*
  • CitizenErased 2009/05/07 02:17:12
    This could actually make marriages last longer.
    CitizenErased
    +4
    I actually think the general idea of monogomy is pretty sickening.
    It's like these relationships are held together by how jealous the parties are of each other.
    It just leaves a bad taste in my mouth...surely if you really loved someone you wouldn't be so selfish and would trust them not to run off with any other person just because they slept with them.
  • Connie Citizen... 2009/07/07 21:23:32
    Connie
    What planet are you living on????!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just invite your best friend to come and visit for a couple of weeks...then look for your missing husband!!!!!
  • Citizen... Connie 2009/07/07 23:59:11
    CitizenErased
    You're gonna have to make yourself a little more clear...
  • Connie Citizen... 2009/07/08 15:11:19
    Connie
    You can't trust your mate to not run off with someone if they've slept with another person. It happens all of the time, believe me, I know.
  • Citizen... Connie 2009/07/08 22:39:09
    CitizenErased
    It happens if you're relationship isn't that strong...yeah.
  • bye 2009/05/07 01:33:54
  • Körïnthïän bye 2009/05/07 01:36:26
    Körïnthïän
    +5
    You should switch name to "Captain Cheerful"!
  • bye Körïnthïän 2009/05/07 01:38:35 (edited)
  • Körïnthïän bye 2009/05/07 01:40:26
    Körïnthïän
    +4
    Aww! *Hug*
  • bye Körïnthïän 2009/05/07 01:41:10
  • Eddie bye 2009/05/07 02:27:30
    Eddie
    +4
    I'm never getting married. Does that make me a whore that no one will like? :(
  • bye Eddie 2009/05/07 02:27:57
  • Eddie bye 2009/05/07 02:28:52
  • bye Eddie 2009/05/07 02:29:31
  • Eddie bye 2009/05/07 02:30:25
    Eddie
    +4
    That's what I do best.
  • bye Eddie 2009/05/07 02:31:01 (edited)
  • Eddie 2009/05/07 01:29:40
    This could actually make marriages last longer.
    Eddie
    +6
    Whatever floats your boat. I personally will never get married.
  • SHER♥ 2009/05/07 01:19:56
    *Splutter*
    SHER♥
    +3
    I do good to take care of the one I have!!!
  • Körïnthïän SHER♥ 2009/05/07 01:20:45
    Körïnthïän
    +6
    You better, or I'll date him!
  • SHER♥ Körïnthïän 2009/05/07 01:23:22
    SHER♥
    +4
    *Splutter*!!!!!
  • Körïnthïän SHER♥ 2009/05/07 01:27:51
    Körïnthïän
    +7
    And by "date" I mean "violently sodomize".

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