New Men's Jeans Designed With Extra Room for Junk in the... Front: Innovative or Absurd?

by Fergie Posted 2012/08/15 18:00:00

Related Topics: Fashion, Jeans, Skinny Jeans, Mens Jeans

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	Innovative	172 votes	54%
	Absurd	145 votes	46%

Skinny jeans just won't go away, and fashion-conscious emo dudes are suffering the most. Tight pants, while not always comfortable, are much easier for women to wear. However, the millions of males out there who cringe every time they zip their flies can collectively breathe a sigh of relief, because designers from The Hot Child are releasing a new collection of denim that have an extra pouch in the front and a button fly. Some even come with built-in underwear!

The roomy jeans will be sold in departments stores this fall -- and who knows, if they catch on, fertility rates may even skyrocket. What do you think, SodaHeads? Do men need pants with more room in the front? Are they innovative or absurd?

COCOPEREZ.COM reports:
Forget junk in the trunk. It’s time to focus on junk in the front!

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Glitchie 2012/08/16 03:35:41

Innovative

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I think we all know guys aren't going to quit wearing skinny jeans, and skinny jeans aren't going to go away, so why not ad some more room?
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Luke to Sista N... 2012/08/18 15:44:21

+1
There truely is no middleing.......sometimes ya end up in a strip mall with your tires all shredded and burned

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Sista N... to Luke 2012/08/18 15:59:20
Luke to Sista N... 2012/08/18 16:02:52

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I take it you know that feeling??? we are somewhat alike ya know.......

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Sista N... to Luke 2012/08/18 16:05:33
Luke to Sista N... 2012/08/18 16:07:28

+1
some got the shaft.....

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Sista N... to Luke 2012/08/18 16:09:08
Luke to Sista N... 2012/08/18 16:11:24

+1
It always leaves scars.... scars are tougher than skin and protect us.....like flirting....

Gotta go... hope to see you soon....:-)

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Sista N... to Luke 2012/08/18 16:12:52
Sterling 2012/08/15 19:20:13

Innovative

+3
Do they come with the cucumber or do I have to sew that in myself?

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intolerantrwj 2012/08/15 19:16:22

Innovative

..... I'd just be happy with one leg being a little baggy and a garter for my sock < s >

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AM 2012/08/15 19:13:53

Innovative

+1
Love it...and the men who find such jean necessary even more.

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intoler... to AM 2012/08/15 19:17:15

+1
.... that's great .... too good !

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tori 2012/08/15 19:10:39

Absurd

+1
How about guys wear pants that fit? It doesn't seem like anyone had this problem back when people wore close that were actually their size...

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nbarton2 2012/08/15 19:05:21

Absurd

Guys lie

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Muskoka to nbarton2 2012/08/15 19:35:06

always have.

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sundance to nbarton2 2012/08/15 20:19:05

So do girls....

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MissJo 2012/08/15 19:00:41

Innovative

You'd think this would happen sooner..

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sundance to MissJo 2012/08/15 20:25:12

This did happen sooner. They were called Levi 501's. Button fly, and relaxed fit in the front. jeans made for a guy. They died in the ball hugging 80's, with the onset of the "outline junkies". That was actually more disturbing that these "cod piece" jeans....Just a thought...

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phil 2012/08/15 18:59:46

Innovative

If u are gifted room is needed

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Muskoka to phil 2012/08/15 19:35:30

who said it was a gift

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MQ-American Values Again (AVA) 2012/08/15 18:57:46

Innovative

+3
Who woulda thunkit .. a separate lil pouch for the junkit .... will they come with push up pads for the lil fellers? Teehee
http://i.imgur.com/aA5sX.gif#...
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All kidding aside ... I don't like the look ..

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AM to MQ-Amer... 2012/08/15 19:20:34

+1
Don't laugh

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Cricket to AM 2012/08/15 19:21:34

+1
too late!

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Muskoka to AM 2012/08/15 19:36:16

+1
OMG

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AM to Muskoka 2012/08/15 19:39:11

+1
Consider it the male equivalent of a padded bra....lol

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MQ-Amer... to AM 2012/08/15 21:09:44

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Yep.. that's what I said .. sumpin' for the lil fellers too ... LOL

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AM to MQ-Amer... 2012/08/15 21:40:20

+1
As mature women...can you imagine running into that...SMDH.

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MQ-Amer... to AM 2012/08/15 21:50:48

LOL
http://www.profilebrand.com/f...

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MQ-Amer... to AM 2012/08/15 21:08:43 (edited)

+1
ROFL'ng ..... even some of the guys are laughing ..... toooooooooo funny
http://static.tumblr.com/q4rn...

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DDevlin780 2012/08/15 18:53:59

Innovative

Depends on how much junk you have.

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laptop lulu 2012/08/15 18:52:49

Innovative

+1
Ok, I'm not a guy so I don't know all these years without the extra room if they have felt a bit squished or not. Seems it would only be necessary though if every male was to walk around with a constant erection.

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intoler... to laptop ... 2012/08/15 19:18:49

..... but we do ..... didn't you know we all think with the wrong equipment < s >

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laptop ... to intoler... 2012/08/15 19:21:55

+1
Most men I know seem to think with their big head at least 85% of the day.

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intoler... to laptop ... 2012/08/15 19:33:13

.... that's just a story we all tell you, the actual time leans much further the other direction < s >

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Muskoka to intoler... 2012/08/15 19:37:39

+1
that is definitely the truth

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intoler... to Muskoka 2012/08/15 19:49:03

.... who says we men are never truthful < s >

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sundance to laptop ... 2012/08/15 20:33:02 (edited)

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Ever wear a bra that is a size or two smaller than yours like? Now you know what its like to buy pants that fit everywhere else. According to Masters and Johnson, I am in there with the average crowd, and I still find regular mens pants (that fit me), a bit encroaching, should you get my meaning...Just a thought...

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MQ-Amer... to sundance 2012/08/15 21:11:31

Go up a size .. and your boys will have plenty of play room.. teehee

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sundance to MQ-Amer... 2012/08/15 22:12:37

Bypassed problem all together. Wear sweats, and boys are fine...Just a thought...

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johnnyg 2012/08/15 18:42:08

Innovative

Brilliant!! Even pin pricks will buy them!!

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