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New Men's Jeans Designed With Extra Room for Junk in the... Front: Innovative or Absurd?

Fergie 2012/08/15 18:00:00
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Skinny jeans just won't go away, and fashion-conscious emo dudes are suffering the most. Tight pants, while not always comfortable, are much easier for women to wear. However, the millions of males out there who cringe every time they zip their flies can collectively breathe a sigh of relief, because designers from The Hot Child are releasing a new collection of denim that have an extra pouch in the front and a button fly. Some even come with built-in underwear!

The roomy jeans will be sold in departments stores this fall -- and who knows, if they catch on, fertility rates may even skyrocket. What do you think, SodaHeads? Do men need pants with more room in the front? Are they innovative or absurd?

COCOPEREZ.COM reports:
Forget junk in the trunk. It’s time to focus on junk in the front!
junk in the front

Read More: http://cocoperez.com/2012-08-14-the-hot-child-junk...

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  • Glitchie 2012/08/16 03:35:41
    Innovative
    Glitchie
    +6
    I think we all know guys aren't going to quit wearing skinny jeans, and skinny jeans aren't going to go away, so why not ad some more room?

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  • JOMO 2012/08/15 23:23:11
    Absurd
    JOMO
    +1
    If you were to look at it from a money making scheme it is innovative.., from the perspective of men needing more room in that area of their pants.., it's absurd...

    For as long as I have been a male when I buy pants that are the proper size extra room in the growing area has never been a problem...And for those of you that might have jokes, let me put to rest the notion that I must not be well endowed.., trust me I have my share...LOL...

    But on a serious side a man's growing area is not like a woman's breast where some needs more room in their clothes than others.. Frankly I think we are entering an era of stupidity here on Soda Head with the kind of survey questions being asked...JOMO
  • BOUNTYQUEEN 2012/08/15 23:19:28
    Absurd
    BOUNTYQUEEN
    +1
    really?
  • gocar 2012/08/15 22:46:44
    Innovative
    gocar
    +1
    It will be interesting to see if they sell.
  • emily_knockout 2012/08/15 22:45:26
    Innovative
    emily_knockout
    Theres nothing wrong with giving guys more room 'down there'.
  • mae 2012/08/15 22:35:54
    Absurd
    mae
    Just go back to the 1950's style. those buttons look ridiculous, and what happens if the man actually has to 'go tinkle'? You'd have to start 15 min. ahead of time, to allow for unbuttoning 6-7 buttons....and longer if you're drunk.
  • Maleficent 2012/08/15 22:13:00
    Absurd
    Maleficent
    skinny jeans are ok on a guy as long as they're not too tight and show too much of the crotch area. i heard those pants cut the circulation of a man's ejaculation too.
  • Miles 2012/08/15 22:03:17
    Innovative
    Miles
    where else do store you store the junk...
  • Sebastian 2012/08/15 21:54:24
    Innovative
    Sebastian
    Where have these jeans been my whole life? Some of us men are more well-endowed than the average guy, so making a bigger "cup" makes the same sense that making different "cup" sizes for women does!
  • TasselLady 2012/08/15 21:34:04
    Absurd
    TasselLady
    They may LOOK like they have serious gonads, until the truth "comes out" (no pun intended)!!!
  • Lili13 2012/08/15 21:24:48
    Innovative
    Lili13
    I meant Absurd
  • ~HopelessRomanticM17~ 2012/08/15 21:07:15
    Innovative
    ~HopelessRomanticM17~
    Well, I've always wondered if wearing pants was uncomfortable for guys...maybe this is just a little more comfortable for them?!?
  • Relay 2012/08/15 21:05:42
    Absurd
    Relay
    they look kinda funny... but hey! i have no problem, i have no junk.
  • ★misfit★ 2012/08/15 20:49:47
    Absurd
    ★misfit★
    Diaper.
  • Aingean 2012/08/15 20:48:38
    Absurd
    Aingean
    If men would stop stuffing socks down their pants they wouldn't have an issue lol. Seriously though I have never known a guy that had a problem fitting into their jeans because they didnt have enough space up front lol.
  • RLUX 2012/08/15 20:45:05
    Absurd
    RLUX
    +3
    THIS IS STUPID WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO REG LOOSE FIT JEANS
    HHH

    SKINNY JEANS SHOULD BE FOR CHICK AND CHICKS ONLY
    GGG
  • jonatha... RLUX 2013/12/05 08:09:00
    jonathan.karas.1
    +4
    meanwhile, a lot of guys need *less* room in the back because they have no ass!
  • RLUX jonatha... 2013/12/05 14:51:42
    RLUX
    maybe idk but not to sound gay but even with skinny jeans THEY HAVE NO ASS
  • Mrs. maggot 2012/08/15 20:37:29
    Absurd
    Mrs. maggot
    +1
    Not very attractive.
  • NOT14U2 2012/08/15 20:36:22
    Absurd
    NOT14U2
    +1
    go back to the renaissance and get a cod piece then
  • marty 2012/08/15 20:33:39
    Innovative
    marty
    Because they should walk around uncomfortable or wearing 2 sizes larger instead?
  • Simi Dave 2012/08/15 20:30:44
    Absurd
    Simi Dave
    What? Y'all wanna go back to the 60s and "stuff your pants" a la Tom Jones?
  • kcandi 2012/08/15 20:29:19
    Absurd
    kcandi
    Why make allowances for...well, nothing. Besides, tight jeans will give the emos something to be uptight about.....get it?? uptight??
  • rereblue 2012/08/15 20:23:40
    Absurd
    rereblue
    +5
    Normal jeans have worked fine. Maybe they should just stop wearing skinny jeans if they are having space issues.
    men in too tight skinny jeans
  • ☠ Live ... rereblue 2012/08/15 20:31:01
    ☠ Live Free Or Die ☠
    +1
    Oh dear god, that looks painful! >.>
  • rereblue ☠ Live ... 2012/08/15 20:37:31
    rereblue
    +2
    I know. Why would ANYONE do that to themselves!
  • ☠ Live ... rereblue 2012/08/15 20:41:26
    ☠ Live Free Or Die ☠
    "fashion" *eyeroll*
  • rereblue ☠ Live ... 2012/08/15 20:44:23
    rereblue
    +1
    yeahhhh... "fashion".... I'll go for comfort.
  • RLUX ☠ Live ... 2012/08/15 20:47:52
    RLUX
    LOOK AT THE GUY IN THE JERSEY HAHAHA
  • RLUX RLUX 2012/08/15 20:57:29
    RLUX
    I WAS A CORRECTIONAL OFFICER AND THERE WHERE SOME INMATES THAT WOULD CREATE SELF MUTALATION TO THEMSELVES BY PINCHING THERE NUTS TO GET ATTENTION FROM THE GUARDS AND MED. STAFF .. AND I THINK THATS WHATS HAPPING HERE HAHA .. CAN HE BREATHE
  • Aingean rereblue 2012/08/15 20:50:31
    Aingean
    Please pass the barf bag yuck
  • emily_k... rereblue 2012/08/15 23:00:23
    emily_knockout
    Someone call the comfort police!!
  • rereblue emily_k... 2012/08/15 23:02:59
  • emily_k... rereblue 2012/08/15 23:33:25
    emily_knockout
    LOLOLOL
  • elvira rereblue 2012/08/16 12:28:12
    elvira
    Leaves nothing to the imagination. :(
  • sundance 2012/08/15 20:15:34
    Innovative
    sundance
    They will be innovative, especially to those that never have testicular cancer or fertility issues. I must admit though. I think the whole soft "codpiece" look, is rather disturbing. Couldn't we just meet in the middle, and make them fit like good ole Levi 501's. This has become a world of extreme dynamics. And we all wonder why it is that everything is so chaotic...Just a thought...
  • DP 2012/08/15 20:15:00
    Absurd
    DP
    Most men don't have that problem because well... they aren't in the upper extremes, so to speak. They were fine before. Now, they want to feel like "oh I need extra space, so that must mean..."
  • Tim Upham 2012/08/15 19:58:18
    Innovative
    Tim Upham
    +1
    I need the extra room, I am hung like horse. When you have got it, you have got it. How many women have I choked to death? At least they died with smiles on their faces.
  • freakoutnow... cuz mom's here 2012/08/15 19:56:02
    Absurd
    freakoutnow... cuz mom's here
    Looks weird. The problem really hasn't been the jeans but the baggy large styles of underwear guys are wearing under the jeans.
  • JCD aka... freakou... 2012/08/15 21:48:02
    JCD aka "biz"
    You're clearly an expert.
  • Jo 2012/08/15 19:51:53
    Innovative
    Jo
    not a bad idea; mens jeans that are too tight in the crotch? tacky.

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