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New Men's Jeans Designed With Extra Room for Junk in the... Front: Innovative or Absurd?

Fergie 2012/08/15 18:00:00
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Skinny jeans just won't go away, and fashion-conscious emo dudes are suffering the most. Tight pants, while not always comfortable, are much easier for women to wear. However, the millions of males out there who cringe every time they zip their flies can collectively breathe a sigh of relief, because designers from The Hot Child are releasing a new collection of denim that have an extra pouch in the front and a button fly. Some even come with built-in underwear!

The roomy jeans will be sold in departments stores this fall -- and who knows, if they catch on, fertility rates may even skyrocket. What do you think, SodaHeads? Do men need pants with more room in the front? Are they innovative or absurd?

COCOPEREZ.COM reports:
Forget junk in the trunk. It’s time to focus on junk in the front!
junk in the front

Read More: http://cocoperez.com/2012-08-14-the-hot-child-junk...

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  • Glitchie 2012/08/16 03:35:41
    Innovative
    Glitchie
    +6
    I think we all know guys aren't going to quit wearing skinny jeans, and skinny jeans aren't going to go away, so why not ad some more room?

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  • Lithawk2000 2014/07/30 13:51:05
  • ray montoya 2013/10/02 02:58:35
    Innovative
    ray montoya
    finally!
  • Foxy Brn 2012/08/20 18:51:36
    Innovative
    Foxy Brn
    My man is 6'6" tall and 240 lbs and there is no way in heck that he could wear skinny jeans. As you can imagine, he is well endowed for a man of his size and slim jeans just don't cut it.
  • jeremyperryfranz 2012/08/20 15:38:49
    Absurd
    jeremyperryfranz
  • runningintriangles 2012/08/20 05:16:00
    Absurd
    runningintriangles
    Maybe they should stop buying women's jeans and buy a pair of trousers that actually fit. -__-''
  • ladyvoldemort 2012/08/20 04:21:25
    Innovative
    ladyvoldemort
    Gotta have some room for your junk, guys.
  • Todd The Libertarian 2012/08/20 02:02:12
    Innovative
    Todd The Libertarian
    Yes more space is needed.
  • *~The Doctor's Rose♥~* 2012/08/20 00:15:39
    Innovative
    *~The Doctor's Rose♥~*
    I'm not a guy, so I wouldn't know how to answer. Whatever is comfortable for them I guess..
  • Pastor Nellie 2012/08/18 21:01:05
    Innovative
    Pastor Nellie
    But let's be serious folks, it depends on the man. It could just be wasted yardage for some.
  • bye 2012/08/18 15:54:33
    Innovative
    bye
    It all depends on how much junk he has in his trunks!
  • Raphy 2012/08/18 05:14:42
    Innovative
    Raphy
    Cool..............
  • Chris 2012/08/18 00:03:29 (edited)
    Innovative
    Chris
    However, If you just wore loose fit jeans to begin with you wouldn't have this problem.
    loose fit jeans

    Just a suggestion.
  • Jaiheena Star 2012/08/17 23:04:10
  • Chris Jaiheen... 2012/08/18 00:07:47
    Chris
    Right, when they wear men's jeans it is. Tight jeans have always been made for women so they never designed the crotch to have more space. But sure, they should make a men's version if they like that so much.
  • KB 2012/08/17 05:19:57
  • running... KB 2012/08/20 05:14:51
  • KB running... 2012/08/20 05:20:44
    KB
    People like you are agitating. Not everyone is overweight because they don't care. Emotional/mental health plays a key role is dietary patterns, and drastic changes indicate something is wrong. I'm not saying thinner people as a whole are bitches, but more often than not it's the thinner people displaying acts of weightism and making people who are bigger feel like crap because they can't buy that pair of jeans others around them have that they like because the biggest sizes range from 12-18. I know that fat people can display acts of weight bias, but like I said, it's usually the thinner people.
  • running... KB 2012/08/20 05:31:30
  • KB running... 2012/08/20 15:01:18
    KB
    I also have anxiety and depression as well, and I do know that part of the reason why I'm overweight now is because I didn't know or care that I would be eating crap or be eating too much. Trust me, I struggle to lose weight. I don't drink a lot of soda anymore, I barely eat that much, and I exercise as much as I can.
  • running... KB 2012/08/21 21:13:47 (edited)
    runningintriangles
    +1
    ...it's not about "barely eat[ing] that much," that's just unhealthy (I'm also recovering from an eating disorder, and trust me, going there is not fun, don't do it...hospitals suck).

    Cut out added sugar, eat more fruit, CHANGE your diet (don't stop eating), and exercise daily (not just cardio, not just strength training, all sorts of exercise). Also, talk to your physician... because that's always helpful.

    So stop blaming others for your problems: you clearly realise your weight issue is your own fault, now start dealing with it instead of calling those of us who have learnt how to manage our weight "bitches." You're a teenager (right?) so you have time to learn how to take care of yourself better and change your habits. Sure, would have been better to start younger, but if my mother could completely change her diet and exercise habits at 45 (she's 51 one, and looks fabulous), a teenager can surely manage.
  • BHGOzzy 2012/08/16 21:00:19
    Innovative
    BHGOzzy
    About damn time the "Tight jeans" concept went the hell away
  • peter 2012/08/16 20:34:52
    Innovative
    peter
    +1
    Sure w not more comfortable
  • ben 2012/08/16 20:23:05
    Absurd
    ben
    +1
    if it sales..who really cares. the male ego is involved here..no matter which gender you like
  • donna.robinson.102 2012/08/16 19:59:42
    Absurd
    donna.robinson.102
    ummm you first!
  • Soot The Fallen 2012/08/16 18:42:08
    Innovative
    Soot The Fallen
    Wait a muinet.... BAD BAD BAD! i dont like skinny jeans.... this means someones going to put me into a pair i know it O.O
  • Juan O'Mara 2012/08/16 18:41:24
    Innovative
    Juan O'Mara
    +2
    do you know how hard it is walking around packing all this heat?!
  • MlssCue... Juan O'... 2012/08/17 11:14:46
    MlssCue =Go Blue=
    No Juan, I don't. Enlighten me! :-D
  • Juan O'... MlssCue... 2012/08/17 12:02:47
    Juan O'Mara
    +1
    you seen my guns

    ya heard meh
  • MlssCue... Juan O'... 2012/08/17 12:08:43
    MlssCue =Go Blue=
    You're right, I have seen & you do need the extra room. Yes I heard...don't we confirm that daily? lol
  • Juan O'... MlssCue... 2012/08/17 13:18:56
    Juan O'Mara
    +1
    sometimes
  • MlssCue... Juan O'... 2012/08/17 13:21:48
    MlssCue =Go Blue=
    You're right again, sometimes, not daily. I stand corrected.
  • EastIndianFemme 2012/08/16 18:40:56 (edited)
    Absurd
    EastIndianFemme
    It digusting and gross; I hope his "carrot" falls off and gets chopped off!!

    Now I know why boys like loose to baggy pants; just so he can play with himself when he is in public; walking with his hands in his pockets, right!! Natural born perverts you boys are!!
  • ✩Batman... EastInd... 2012/08/17 02:02:34
    ✩Batman's✩Epic✩Understudy✩
    +2
    The amount of sexism to men in this answer is unbelievable. I don't want to live in this world anymore
  • Randylin EastInd... 2012/08/17 04:25:39
    Randylin
    +2
    And why do women like to walk around in short skirts and cleavage hugging shirts? oh yeah, so they can get all the boys' 'carrots'. You know what's disgusting and gross? Blue waffle and AIDS. Not pants meant for the mere comfort of boys.
    Grow up, you make the rest of us women look bad.
  • Adrian ... Randylin 2012/08/20 02:20:24
    Adrian Buckley
    just putting it out there.. but your answer is awesome. thumbs up.
  • Adrian ... EastInd... 2012/08/20 02:19:00
    Adrian Buckley
    And you clearly need some help. I hope in old age you get recurring uti's.
  • Darth Bane - Libertarian 4 ... 2012/08/16 18:28:46
    Absurd
    Darth Bane - Libertarian 4 Life
    +1
    If they are going to cry about room in the front, then maybe they should buy relaxed fit jeans. It's a no brainer.
  • alex 2012/08/16 17:55:44
    Absurd
    alex
    For regular jeans. It's a good idea for skinny jeans tho.
  • the fuze 2012/08/16 17:49:22
    Absurd
    the fuze
    +1
    They still look like crap.
  • Kim(: 2012/08/16 17:42:46
    Absurd
    Kim(:
    +1
    They could have gotten a better looking guy but guys get embarrassed for having a boner infront and now they are gonna have a big bulge in their pants wont that be more embarrassing? funy embarrassed
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