Never Argue With a Woman

Never Argue with a Woman:
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside
cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat
out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read
her book.The peace and solitude are magnificent. Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her. 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.' 'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman. 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden. 'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think.
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  • Seriously! 2009/05/25 20:13:50
    I NEVER argue with a woman who reads and thinks. It is a losing proposition every time. However, I do try to disarm them with my extra cute, prize-winning smile.

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  • JDLogan 2009/05/27 18:06:29
    Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
    If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
    If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
    If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
    If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
    She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
    So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of s**t!
  • Loreli JDLogan 2009/05/28 02:47:50
    Outstanding! best comment so far :-)
  • JDLogan Loreli 2009/05/28 04:36:14
    Thank you, I didn't write it, but I use it a lot!
  • Loreli JDLogan 2009/05/28 20:17:12
    Clever and to the point, I like that.
  • getalife 2009/05/27 01:17:34
    as funny as that was. isn't it the way it always goes. she could of had a pole in the water, and she would of still been right. This is why I try really hard never to argue with a woman. No man can win, its impossible no matter how right you are, there never wrong.and I say this lovingly. so please no hate mail .
  • Loreli getalife 2009/05/27 02:35:53
    I can't argue with your take on this, so no hate mail from me. :-)
  • getalife Loreli 2009/05/27 03:15:55
    lol ok thank you.
  • Loreli getalife 2009/05/27 03:17:11
    You're very welcome, thanks for the honest male insight ;-)
  • getalife Loreli 2009/05/27 09:18:18
    its like playing poker. you got to know when to hold them and know when to fold them. a sure bet is put all your chips on the female. when it comes to winning an argument.
  • Sheepdog 2009/05/26 16:15:19
    That was pretty clever reasoning, liked it!
  • ivan 2009/05/26 00:30:03
    thats excellent
  • Loreli ivan 2009/05/26 00:31:29
    I thought it was better than some, funny yet not insulting.
  • ivan Loreli 2009/05/26 00:34:33
    insulting? You women run everything, as I've always said, ask any man who wears the pants in the marriage, if he says its him, he is out of ear shot of his wife, or plain stupid
  • Loreli ivan 2009/05/26 00:39:10
    hahahaha! Well that may be true, but I'm not out there deeming all men as being stupid cavemen. I guess that's what I meant about it not being really insulting to the guy.
  • EastIndianFemme 2009/05/26 00:02:44
  • Loreli EastInd... 2009/05/26 00:26:11
    Well, not in my house! lol! But I do most of the time~ Thanks!
  • getalife EastInd... 2009/05/27 01:19:03
    especially dresses like that
  • steve "Democrats have commi... 2009/05/25 23:48:35
    steve "Democrats have committed Treason on their country"
    I learned this lesson a long time ago. The only women I argue with are liberal Sodaheads who are sadly missinformed and think mostly with emotion instead of facts.
  • Loreli steve "... 2009/05/26 00:27:27
    Okay steve, lol! Thanks for stopping by~
  • Alleyoop 2009/05/25 23:44:15

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