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VALERIE RENEE...not gonna say her last name b/c of...stalkers....is my cousin. :)
lol
well duh.


-FACTS-
-SHE IS A CHRISTIAN.
-Valerie is 14 years old.
-Her birthday is January 3.
-Her fave band is the Jonas Brothers.
-She loves Nick Jonas.
-She has dirty blonde hair and hazel eyes.
-She has an older sister Heather, who's 22...and a younger brother Aaron who's 3.
-She will be a freshman at Franklin High School when school starts again.
-She wants to become famous.
-She is the greatest cousin I could ever want.
-Her mom is my mom's sister.
-She has been my best friend since I was 4 and she was just a baby...literally...it's the freakin' truth...that's why it's in the FACTS spot..
-She once ate an old cookie crumb that had been in the Life game box for who knows how long.
-She's scared of this one window...
-She's pretty much a very outgoing person.
-She may seem a little shy at first...but....i can't shut her up...lol
-She loves to sing.
-She loves Converse shoes.
-Music is like her passion.
-She lost her cell phone a long way away from where she lives :(
-She lives with our grandmother.
-She gets mad when she's hungry.
-She cuts herself with a pink razr.....ACTUALLY THAT IS NOT TRUE.....JUST AN INSIDE JOKE....LMAO
-She loves dirt...Franklin dirt....
-I think she has OCD.



-FACTS ABOUT THE TWO OF US-
-We have grown up together...trust me we have.
-We have been in deep shit together...lmao.
-We have been to 2 Jonas Brothers concerts together.
-We went to a Hinder concert.......but....bleh.
-We have cried over dirt. GEORGIA DIRT. SUX.
-We have met John Taylor....the guitar player for the Jonas boys :)
-I have yelled at her for puking.
-We almost got kidnapped like a bazillion times when we were little.
-Everytime we hang out together, it rains.
-Yes, we've stalked some guys...hmm..
-We have had deeeppp deeep deeeep conversations.
-We are both gonna marry Fred.
-We act like we are off of Gossip Girls or Life Of Ryan.
-We saw the episode of Hannah Montana where the Jonas Brothers were on it...we saw it before anyone else did...our...special...ways.
-We spent like a full day making posters for our 1st Jonas concert.
-We love Franklin dirt better than Georgia dirt.
-We got drunk once....haha.....O.o
-Noone will be as cool as us put together.
-We played Hide and Go Seek one time, and I pretended to be a kidnapper.
-We made a scene in Ingles just by seeing the Jonas Brothers in a magazine....she fell...I screamed.
-DIET NICK.
-Skanklin.
-We were walking down the street in Atlanta after the Jonas concert, and I almost got carried away by a homeless guy and Valerie tried to be brave for me...
-We loved this chalkboard thing I used to have when I was little...we were obsessed with it....
-We point with our spoons....haha...lmao lmao
-We are great stalkers.
-We could be your best friend.
....no wait...we don't want to be...............lol.....
-We love us.
-We are big dorks :) betcha can't tell.
-50 year old guys are obsessed with us.
-even little 10 year old guys do.
-Morning sickness........................................................ lmao
-We didnt' know we were pampered till we went to a "hoedown" lmao..
-We are members of Team Obese...
-Nick J. waved and pointed @ us.
-Joe, Nick, and Kevin stared at us, waved at us 2 times.
-We got lost in a furniture store.
-We want to own every RV in this country.
-We've met Usher.....XD. LMAO
-We touched JB's tour bus.
-Kid: "I bet you two don't cuss"
~Me:"Yeahhhh we do"
~I turn to Valerie: "BITCH!"
lmao
-same kid: "Those 2 could go out!" *points to me and Val*
~Other kid: "They are cousins"
~I turn to Valerie, raise eyebrows, "I love you Val!" we awkwardly hug.
-Emo guys waving at our aunt, Val and I think they are waving at us, we wave frantically back.
-In Subway in Toccoa Wal-Mart:: Valerie: "Aw, look at that baby! I want to eat him!" Me: "VALERIE!"
-"I wanna go home!"
-Car pulls into parking lot, Val and I think it's a rapist, we run, turned out to be this girl standing near us's ride...oops.
-We have seen Chris Daughtry in his smexy car @ Wal-Mart.
-Dough Boi Fresh-and the stolen PSP.
-"Augest 7th!" "Corn Pops boii"
-KIDNATION. and those veggie burgers.
-We screamed in Limited Too *two times, once in two separate ones* and made the clerks laugh cause we were going crazy over JB stuff....we were the oldest shoppers in there.
-Why, yes, people are jealous of us. :P


OMG
THAT IS NOT ALL BETWEEN US.
WE HAVE SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER.
I AM SO BLESSED TO HAVE HER AS MY COUSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE YOU VALERIE IF YOU EVER READ THIS!!!!

-your cousin...
-BECKI....
Love ya VALLIE.