Judging by all the tsunamis, earthquakes, floods, and snow storms this year, one could possibly decide that the earth, or God, is pissed at us. Natural disasters happen all the time without warning, but is there something we've been doing recently that angered God enough to dump on us?

If you listen to Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi, "a senior Iranian cleric," there's at least one natural disaster that we can blame directly on women: earthquakes.

According to Sedighi (via The Guardian), women in revealing clothing are the reason the earth is shaking so violently these days.

"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which increases earthquakes," Iranian media has quoted him saying. How exactly revealing clothing connects to the plate tectonics of the earth wasn't mentioned, but one can assume all those raging hormones due to tight t-shirts would eventually strain the very ground we walk on.

Recently, crazy old Ahmadinejad (Iran's very, very insane president) predicted that a "quake is certain to hit Tehran and that many of its 12 million inhabitants should relocate." Even though he was shaky on the date (i.e. couldn't provide one), it seems like his fairly random prediction has gotten some religious leaders shaking in their religious boots.

Sedighi, doing his best to protect his country from both cleavage and God's anger recently conducted a prayer service where he asked the heavens what his country could do to avoid an earthquake. His answer was painfully predictable.

"There is no other solution," Sedighi declared, "but to take refuge in religion and to adapt our lives to Islam's moral codes."

Ah yes. Those fantastic moral codes. The ones that strive to keep the entire male race safe from evil, corrupting female sexuality. Because there's nothing that angers God more than a nice pair of boobs.

The fact that "a senior Iranian cleric," would blame women for natural disasters is awful but ultimately understandable because they like to blame everything on women over there. The only thing we can do is hope that someday, Iran will be completely liberated from the crazy idiots that govern it. Idiots who are too afraid of their own sexuality (and probably couldn't satisfy a woman if they tried) to allow others to freely enjoy what God gave them.

Boobs are beautiful, Crazy Iranian Leaders. And they don't cause earthquakes.