Man risks suffocation to sexually satisfy 528-pound woman?

The “World’s Fattest Woman” listed in the Guinness Book of Records, Pauline Potter, has reportedly lost 98 pounds due to marathon sex sessions, despite anatomical and logistical concerns, UK magazine Closer reports.

When the title was bestowed upon Pauline last year, she decided it was time to shed some pounds. Her ex-husband, Alex, who divorced her because she did not get along with his son, saw that she had earned this world record and came back to her.

Within hours of reuniting — mentally prepare yourself for this image — the couple had sex six times,

The couple now allegedly has sex up to seven times per day, despite the fact that due to gravitational forces 140-pound Alex has a pretty good chance of suffocating if they were to attempt a position other than missionary.