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Man Pays Prostitute With Case of Frito-Lay Chips: Good deal?

Dangerous Dave June 25, 2009 19:45:09
Yes. Pay Lahoma Sue Smith  with cases of Lays Chips
No. Lahoma Sue Smith isn't worth a potato chip.
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36-year-old Lahoma Sue Smith pleaded no contest last week to prostitution charges. The woman accused of agreeing to be paid for sex services with a box of chips by a man who said he was a Frito-Lay employee. According to undercover police, The Frito-Lay employee picked up Smith in an the street and took off to a nearby alley. When police came to the car, they found the couple putting back their clothes back on. Smith told police the man told her he was looking for company but he didn’t have any money, so she agreed to be paid with a $30 case of Frito-Lay chips he had in the back of his car.
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  • johnnywoo June 25, 2009 23:57:02
    Yes. Pay Lahoma Sue Smith with cases of Lays Chips
    johnnywoo
    +2
    All i can say is,if he got laid for a box of frito-lays,that is a dam good deal ! More lays to him..

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  • eightball July 15, 2009 22:23:50 (edited)
    No. Lahoma Sue Smith isn't worth a potato chip.
    eightball
    I would have just enjoyed the chips & bean dip,no way I give 'em to her!
  • Hope & Love July 08, 2009 16:09:43
    No. Lahoma Sue Smith isn't worth a potato chip.
    Hope & Love
    got one better....i know of a woman who prostituted herself for a pack of smokes.....no bullshit
  • jacktown kid June 30, 2009 20:44:30
    Yes. Pay Lahoma Sue Smith with cases of Lays Chips
    jacktown kid
    He just a little horny and acted weird
  • sly June 30, 2009 14:46:03
    Yes. Pay Lahoma Sue Smith with cases of Lays Chips
    sly
    sell them lol their worth $30 it cant get any better with those looks anyways
  • wow-really June 29, 2009 02:18:33
    Yes. Pay Lahoma Sue Smith with cases of Lays Chips
    wow-really
    Gives a whole new meaning to LAYS Potato Chips!!!
    Lays. Not just for eating anymore..
    You can barter with them too.
    How charming!
    Hey man! Times are tough!!
    Even hookers get hungry...
    Will work for chips . WOW!
    How dang hungry do you have to be to give it up for some chips?
    She looks like she really needed them though...evil grin....
  • I yams what i yams June 29, 2009 02:07:06
    Yes. Pay Lahoma Sue Smith with cases of Lays Chips
    I yams what i yams
    the woman must be hungry...geezzz...lol
  • dumdumboy June 28, 2009 21:42:17
    Yes. Pay Lahoma Sue Smith with cases of Lays Chips
    dumdumboy
    Mebbe she was holding one of those signs that read "Will work for food."
  • eightball dumdumboy July 15, 2009 22:32:33
    eightball
    ddb;better yet,Will eat for food.lol
  • BJet June 28, 2009 15:15:48
    Yes. Pay Lahoma Sue Smith with cases of Lays Chips
    BJet
    Chips?
  • Extremist Soldier of Christ June 28, 2009 11:58:55
    Yes. Pay Lahoma Sue Smith with cases of Lays Chips
    Extremist Soldier of Christ
    Unbelievable! My Goodness! Over a bag of chips? The girl must have BEEN real hungry!
  • Beccy June 28, 2009 01:06:21
    Yes. Pay Lahoma Sue Smith with cases of Lays Chips
    Beccy
    poor woman gets arrested for selling herself for a box of potatoe chips. How sad
  • the Griffin June 27, 2009 00:42:14
    Yes. Pay Lahoma Sue Smith with cases of Lays Chips
    the Griffin
    It may be all She is worth . . .
  • Just Missy June 26, 2009 22:52:43
    No. Lahoma Sue Smith isn't worth a potato chip.
    Just Missy
    I wouldn't have wasted my chips to hook up with her. t that story is pretty damn funny!
  • AGPhillbin June 26, 2009 17:29:20
    Yes. Pay Lahoma Sue Smith with cases of Lays Chips
    AGPhillbin
    If he screwed her, he should pay her, since he offered. Considering that he works for the company, he paid her with $30 worth of potato chips he didn't even buy. And obviously, she was worth the price to him. Too bad he couldn't pay off the cops with potato chips.
  • gww INDY June 26, 2009 16:01:58
    No. Lahoma Sue Smith isn't worth a potato chip.
    gww INDY
    That is really sad, I am a recovering addict and I have heard some real duzzies!! But this takes the chip (cake)!!
    lol!!! :)
  • Cookielane June 26, 2009 15:58:56
    Yes. Pay Lahoma Sue Smith with cases of Lays Chips
    Cookielane
    I suppose it depends on how much one likes potato chips. What I wonder is, did he steal the chips?
  • Lanikai June 26, 2009 14:42:50
    Yes. Pay Lahoma Sue Smith with cases of Lays Chips
    Lanikai
    No better choice.

    How low is her self esteem that she feels like she is only worth a box of chips? I feel really bad for her, and worse for him.
  • Republic of Honor June 26, 2009 13:20:12
    No. Lahoma Sue Smith isn't worth a potato chip.
    Republic of Honor
    a whole case?!?!?! talk about over paying!
  • whatsatobe June 26, 2009 12:40:27
    Yes. Pay Lahoma Sue Smith with cases of Lays Chips
    whatsatobe
    Ah, yes! The return of the Great Depression barter system, so that each side gets his or her material worth.
  • Quanchi June 26, 2009 03:51:20
    No. Lahoma Sue Smith isn't worth a potato chip.
    Quanchi
    +1
    He could have just eaten those chips by himself and avoided possible STDs.
  • Aurora the*Take*a*Chance*Kid* June 26, 2009 01:12:18
    Yes. Pay Lahoma Sue Smith with cases of Lays Chips
    Aurora the*Take*a*Chance*Kid*
    +1
    that's one SMART businessman, and one STUPID lady! XP
  • johnnywoo June 25, 2009 23:57:02
    Yes. Pay Lahoma Sue Smith with cases of Lays Chips
    johnnywoo
    +2
    All i can say is,if he got laid for a box of frito-lays,that is a dam good deal ! More lays to him..
  • santa6642 June 25, 2009 22:28:58
    Yes. Pay Lahoma Sue Smith with cases of Lays Chips
    santa6642
    +1
    Deal or no deal.it"s up to the chips, may they lay were they fall.
  • damnyoumaggot© June 25, 2009 21:38:26
    Yes. Pay Lahoma Sue Smith with cases of Lays Chips
    damnyoumaggot©
    lol she may not be all that and a bag of chips but in this economy gotta save a buck where you can.
  • helenros June 25, 2009 20:48:31
    Yes. Pay Lahoma Sue Smith with cases of Lays Chips
    helenros
    +1
    She's all that and a bag of chips. Several bags.
  • BrianMpls June 25, 2009 20:31:39
    No. Lahoma Sue Smith isn't worth a potato chip.
    BrianMpls
    +2
    that's a face that could turn a straight man gay!!
  • thakatc... BrianMpls June 26, 2009 04:16:56
    thakatchaser
    She looks stale, just like his chips probably were..lol
  • Lee The Hybrid Snowflake June 25, 2009 20:25:08
    No. Lahoma Sue Smith isn't worth a potato chip.
    Lee The Hybrid Snowflake
    She doesn't look worth a bag of chips!
  • Lanikai Lee The... June 26, 2009 14:44:25
    Lanikai
    +1
    Well, if she is working as a prostitute-what did anyone expect. But I notice No ONE is asking what HE looked like.
  • Lee The... Lanikai June 26, 2009 14:58:52
    Lee The Hybrid Snowflake
    +1
    I could only imagine if he had to pay someone with a box of chips for sex!
  • David the Elder June 25, 2009 20:20:54
    No. Lahoma Sue Smith isn't worth a potato chip.
    David the Elder
    +1
    I couldn't be drunk enought to do that bovine
  • ctuagentdown June 25, 2009 20:19:35
    No. Lahoma Sue Smith isn't worth a potato chip.
    ctuagentdown
    those things are 3.50 on sale so a case would be worth far more than she is. he should have went for a free to lay girl.
  • max June 25, 2009 20:06:48
    No. Lahoma Sue Smith isn't worth a potato chip.
    max
    chips are bad, was she a bad lay?
  • Raiders June 25, 2009 20:02:09
    Yes. Pay Lahoma Sue Smith with cases of Lays Chips
    Raiders
    Depends what Frito Lays potatoe chips are worth to Ms. Smith
  • Jazmine:) June 25, 2009 19:55:47
    Yes. Pay Lahoma Sue Smith with cases of Lays Chips
    Jazmine:)
    heck yes!!! i love chips!!!!!
  • Mr. Rock "n" Roll June 25, 2009 19:53:13
    Yes. Pay Lahoma Sue Smith with cases of Lays Chips
    Mr. Rock "n" Roll
    I guess he thought it was she was Fee To Lay !

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