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Man Finds Holy Visage on Breakfast: Is This a Holy Taco?

mrosen814 2012/08/10 19:00:00
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A Texas man thinks he found an image of Jesus Christ burned into his breakfast taco. Edward Garza, 80, was at the La Amistad Adult Daycare in Beeville that morning when he strolled to the cafeteria for his regular bacon and egg taco. He poked and prodded the taco before eating it, and it "fell open by itself," he said.

"I looked at it for five minutes," he told TV-station KENS 5. The Huffington Post goes on to report that, "Jesus -- or at least the appearance of the carpenter -- was staring back at him from the tortilla." We'll let you be the judge of that. Do you think there's an image of Jesus in the taco below?

HUFFINGTONPOST.COM reports:
And he took bread, and when he had given thanks, he broke it and -- JESUS! DON'T BREAK THAT BREAD!
jesus taco

Read More: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/07/jesus-in-...

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  • Nam Era Vet #1 DNA TLC 2012/08/11 21:46:07
    Nope. Just a taco.
    Nam Era Vet #1 DNA TLC
    +1
    LOL It's a brown blob. This has more than that
    lol brown blob
  • virgil ... Nam Era... 2012/08/12 17:38:26
    virgil Koon
    +1
    Good artistry.. But we can not be sure if the taco was tampered with after being made, can we?
  • Nam Era... virgil ... 2012/08/13 02:59:59
    Nam Era Vet #1 DNA TLC
    It's a brown blob. Nothing more.
  • findthelight2000 2012/08/11 21:38:49
    Nope. Just a taco.
    findthelight2000
    +2
    That is a burnt taco. So, sell it on eBay for $10,000.00!
  • Irish little 2012/08/11 21:36:59
    Nope. Just a taco.
    Irish little
    Looks more like a grill malfunction or darn sloppy cook.
  • janda 2012/08/11 21:07:25
    Yep, that's Jesus!
    janda
    i actually see 2 face, the first one is in the taco and the other one is in the aluminum thats what i see
  • Burnjuan 2012/08/11 21:03:07
    Nope. Just a taco.
    Burnjuan
    +4
    It's not the father...it's not the son...it's...
    THE HOLY TOAST!

    jesustoast
  • Mel 2012/08/11 20:58:35
    Nope. Just a taco.
    Mel
    +2
    Eat the darn thing! What? Jesus gonna get you? *LOL*
  • Cookielane 2012/08/11 20:43:12
    I'm not sure.
    Cookielane
    +1
    Looks like a cocker spaniel to me.
  • Judge Peter Hill 2012/08/11 20:37:22
    Nope. Just a taco.
    Judge Peter Hill
    +1
    It resembles a man with long hair. Why do so many people automatically assume it is Jesus?
  • ✿Britt ❤'s Steven Tyler✿ 2012/08/11 20:33:49
    Nope. Just a taco.
    ✿Britt ❤'s Steven Tyler✿
    +1
    thats just a grill mark. lol.
  • addie 2012/08/11 20:29:06
    Mmm... tacos...
    addie
    +1
    If I was JC, I would give a shout to the Mexicans and appear on a taco. lol
  • SA 2012/08/11 20:21:37
    Nope. Just a taco.
    SA
    Just a burnt tortilla.
  • Wyveryx 2012/08/11 20:15:15
    Mmm... tacos...
    Wyveryx
    +1
    looks like a burnt taco, but still looks tasty :)
  • zlazyks 2012/08/11 20:09:41
    Yep, that's Jesus!
    zlazyks
    If I was prophet Jesus I would want my picture on tacos.
  • Alexander T Steward 2012/08/11 19:51:21
    Mmm... tacos...
    Alexander T Steward
    Everybody knows Jesus only appears on toast.
  • Michael S. 2012/08/11 19:51:08
    Nope. Just a taco.
    Michael S.
    +2
    That's what I'm hoping, because if it's not, then Edward Garza may have just eaten humanity's salvation. ;)
  • SJG 2012/08/11 19:34:11
    Nope. Just a taco.
    SJG
    +2
    NOPE, just a fool looking for healing and forgiveness. It's a freaking taco!!!!!
    And it's no surprise this happened in Texas! Everyone in Texas is looking for Jesus.
  • Sunflower 2012/08/11 19:20:54
    Mmm... tacos...
    Sunflower
    +2
    Holy taco, batman!
  • Chris - The Rowdy One! #187 2012/08/11 19:20:02
    Nope. Just a taco.
    Chris - The Rowdy One! #187
    +4
    Jesus is not going to waste His time doing tricks like this.
  • Fallen_... Chris -... 2012/08/12 01:23:21
    Fallen_Angel
    +2
    Maybe it was Tuesday....and he got bored..so decided to mess with an old dudes taco...lol
  • Chris -... Fallen_... 2012/08/12 11:29:48
    Chris - The Rowdy One! #187
    LOL
  • stl.sha... Chris -... 2012/08/12 07:20:29
    stl.shamrock
    +2
    If I were Jesus, I'd screw with people all the time. There would be random miracles every Friday 13th... Make people start wondering if it should be a religious day or something.
  • Chris -... stl.sha... 2012/08/12 11:29:38
    Chris - The Rowdy One! #187
    +2
    Satan is in charge of that sort of thing. He picks on the South Americans a lot by making statues cry and whatnot.
  • stl.sha... Chris -... 2012/08/12 13:33:01
    stl.shamrock
    +1
    haha! Thanks, bro. I can always use a good chuckle with my morning coffee...
  • NYCbrit 2012/08/11 19:12:11
    Nope. Just a taco.
    NYCbrit
    +1
    Had a friend who used to tell his psychiatrist that he saw faces in the woodwork so they'd keep giving him meds... yeah, stuff looks like stuff, nothing otherworldly/sacred about it.
  • kaylin 2012/08/11 19:09:27
    Mmm... tacos...
    kaylin
    +4
    Mmmm tacos
  • geneticmistake 2012/08/11 18:48:15
    Yep, that's Jesus!
    geneticmistake
    +2
    ...or Charles Manson from the late 60s. Not sure which.
  • Kidasha 2012/08/11 18:31:38
    Nope. Just a taco.
    Kidasha
    +2
    how do you get jesus out of that?
  • Todd 2012/08/11 18:13:31
    I'm not sure.
    Todd
    +2
    Looks kinda like a lion in my opinion
  • rebeccasrevenge 2012/08/11 17:50:15
    Mmm... tacos...
    rebeccasrevenge
    +2
    jayjayThat isn't Jesus! That's just a burn mark-looks like my neighbor's poodle.Now the image I'm showing you here is a true miracle! I was driving down the street when I saw a yard sale sign and an overwhelming feeling came upon me that it was imperative I stop. After buying a vintage lava lamp and a pair of rusty pliers and was leaving ,I spotted this in a box of broken jewelry.I couldn't believe my eyes! before me was a perfect image of Jesus on an ordinary wrist watch!Well, not wanting the people holding the yard sale to get credit for discovering this miracle ,I stole it.This is a genuine miracle how else can you explain it for Christ's sake?I've mailed it to the Vatican for them to authenticate it.You'll be seeing my picture on the National Enquirer any day now.
  • Samanth... rebecca... 2012/08/12 12:17:19
    Samantha D'Esposito
    Are we SURE he didn't design it, then burn the design onto the taco?
  • Rob 2012/08/11 17:44:17
    Nope. Just a taco.
    Rob
    +1
    Oh brother. The faithful don't need food to remind them of JC.
  • Jeff Vader 2012/08/11 17:24:34
    Nope. Just a taco.
    Jeff Vader
    +1
    Yum yum:)
  • helsinkiphil 2012/08/11 17:08:34
    Mmm... tacos...
    helsinkiphil
    +2
    That's not Jesus, that's SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
  • cin 2012/08/11 17:06:41
    Yep, that's Jesus!
    cin
    +1
    Holy taco!!!
  • Joe Blow 2012/08/11 16:53:17
    Nope. Just a taco.
    Joe Blow
    +1
    Nice Photoshop
  • shelle.cooper 2012/08/11 16:52:11
    Nope. Just a taco.
    shelle.cooper
    +2
    No, in fact, it looks like the cowardly lion on the Wizard of Oz
  • Haytham 2012/08/11 16:41:02
    Mmm... tacos...
    Haytham
    +3
    That's enough evidence for the fact that people are the weirdest creatures in the world ...
  • PumpkinMuncher 2012/08/11 16:25:43
    Nope. Just a taco.
    PumpkinMuncher
    +2
    It looks like a lion to me maybe its a King of the Jungle Taco

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