Man Finds Holy Visage on Breakfast: Is This a Holy Taco?

by mrosen814 Posted 2012/08/10 19:00:00

Related Topics: Jesus Taco, Holy Taco, Food, Breakfast

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	Yep, that's Jesus!	74 votes	10%
	Nope. Just a taco.	452 votes	59%
	I'm not sure.	79 votes	10%
	Mmm... tacos...	159 votes	21%

A Texas man thinks he found an image of Jesus Christ burned into his breakfast taco. Edward Garza, 80, was at the La Amistad Adult Daycare in Beeville that morning when he strolled to the cafeteria for his regular bacon and egg taco. He poked and prodded the taco before eating it, and it "fell open by itself," he said.

"I looked at it for five minutes," he told TV-station KENS 5. The Huffington Post goes on to report that, "Jesus -- or at least the appearance of the carpenter -- was staring back at him from the tortilla." We'll let you be the judge of that. Do you think there's an image of Jesus in the taco below?

HUFFINGTONPOST.COM reports:
And he took bread, and when he had given thanks, he broke it and -- JESUS! DON'T BREAK THAT BREAD!

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Radical Ed 2012/08/10 20:31:07

Nope. Just a taco.

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oh my gawd, jesus!
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Goldilocks (Inmate) 2012/08/12 16:39:02

Yep, that's Jesus!

wow...

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GoatHorns 2012/08/12 16:36:08

Yep, that's Jesus!

...and he should immediately sacrifice himself for his god. idiot.

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virgil ... to GoatHorns 2012/08/12 17:03:15

We may be sure the same is claiming we Christians and others that support truth are intolerant. I guess we can call him a liar in other ventures as well. What about it RadicalEd

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GoatHorns to virgil ... 2012/08/12 22:20:22

i'm not really sure what you're talking about, but okay.

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Gwendol... to GoatHorns 2012/08/13 01:46:34

+1
real toaster?

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GoatHorns to Gwendol... 2012/08/13 03:51:45

http://jesustoasters.com/

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krunchatize~me 2012/08/12 16:13:23
virgil ... to kruncha... 2012/08/12 17:06:35

Usually that happens everyday and maybe more. I thought we all were suppose to have tolerance? It does look like an image of the paintings we have seen. There is a story told about a WWII battle where the enemy and the Allies saw an image in the clouds. The enemy put down their arms. Stuff happens and who can explain?

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kruncha... to virgil ... 2012/08/12 18:26:16

What paintings are you talking about? And I notice you said "story," stories aren't always real, you shouldn't believe in everything you are told.

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virgil ... to kruncha... 2013/01/18 17:36:33

Since it has been made part of some history books with witnesses who told the story who were there, we can be pretty certain it has merit.

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Sebastian to kruncha... 2012/08/12 17:38:53
kruncha... to Sebastian 2012/08/12 18:26:32

+1
true story lol

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whateverbabynevermind 2012/08/12 15:41:58

Nope. Just a taco.

Looks a lot more like Mufasa.

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john doe 2012/08/12 15:00:31

Yep, that's Jesus!

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My nutsack looks like Jesus sometimes too.

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virgil ... to john doe 2012/08/12 17:07:48

Better take some more Bi-polar medication.

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john doe to virgil ... 2012/08/13 12:16:24

?.....

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Gwendol... to john doe 2012/08/13 01:47:09

response is forthcoming . . . soon . . . I will have a eurodite response . . .

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john doe to Gwendol... 2012/08/13 03:08:34

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Did you mean erudite? Either way my response is because of my knowledge on the matter.

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Gwendol... to john doe 2012/08/13 12:56:11

pray tell

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john doe to Gwendol... 2012/08/13 13:32:04

After an in depth study of Christianity I find it nothing more than a copied religion that is a metaphor for the sun and stars....and not to take it seriously.

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Gwendol... to john doe 2012/08/15 17:29:00

wow

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john doe to Gwendol... 2012/08/15 20:31:38

I have that effect sometimes, please...no autographs.

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virgil ... to john doe 2013/01/18 17:40:26

I think the books you were reading were authored by Putin. The 12 astrological names were first placed in the Old Testament and some of the stars could not even be known at that time unless one had a telescope. Those came much later.

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Tiah 2012/08/12 14:24:46

Nope. Just a taco.

Caus I mean the first sign of Jesus resurrecting is through a taco lol

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virgil ... to Tiah 2012/08/12 17:08:31

I do not get the idea of a resurrection from an image. How do you?

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Tiah to virgil ... 2012/08/12 22:24:43

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It was sarcasm lol

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Platinum Fangs 2012/08/12 13:40:17 (edited)

Mmm... tacos...

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Not Jesus, but I can tell you who it really is!

It's Robb Flynn!

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virgil ... to Platinu... 2012/08/12 17:09:49

I did not know that Robb represented Mexicans in anyway and I thought that Christ represented any who called on Him.

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☠ Live ... to Platinu... 2012/08/12 22:18:34

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No way! It's Rob Zombie!

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Platinu... to ☠ Live ... 2012/08/14 03:43:42

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Maybe it's neither. Maybe it's...

Mike Portnoy!

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ExaltedGod 2012/08/12 13:21:20

Nope. Just a taco.

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People will find whatever they want anywhere in anything. Thanks religion for continuously wasting my time.

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virgil ... to ExaltedGod 2013/01/18 17:43:28

Religion put Christ on the cross and Christ hated it if you remember He overturned the tables and yelled at them. He claims that it is not a religion but a relationship. I find that to be factual.

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babydrizzy 2012/08/12 12:32:49 (edited)

Mmm... tacos...

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that dosent look like jesus to me but it looks more like heheeeheeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

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virgil ... to babydrizzy 2012/08/12 17:11:12

Stay off the drugs unless prescribed by a Doctor, please, for all of us. Or maybe you refused to take what was prescribed?

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brian.southworth.921 2012/08/12 10:54:20

Yep, that's Jesus!

And he's telling you not to eat that taco!

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4gotten Israelite 2012/08/12 10:29:20

Nope. Just a taco.

What makes it holy. I hope it's not the hippy we are suppose to be looking at. Jesus can't be a wood stock hippy. To me it looks more like Charles Manson.

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brittneylalaa 2012/08/12 07:58:03

Nope. Just a taco.

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Its not Jesus. Its your brain trying to make a pattern out of nothing. We all do it.

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virgil ... to brittne... 2012/08/12 17:12:20

How many of us are making a pattern now? I mean your image?

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Nick Name 2012/08/12 07:13:22 (edited)

Mmm... tacos...

I see the Lion King.

I'm going to start saving all my burnt food and selling it on E-bay as religious material.

If you don't buy this toaster it means you hate God.

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Joe Blow to Nick Name 2012/08/12 18:02:48 (edited)

"I see the Lion King."

I see both. If you focus on the black spot in the middle and slightly to the left, it can be the nose of a lion, or a person's right eye (or in this case, Jesus's right eye).

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