Man Finds Holy Visage on Breakfast: Is This a Holy Taco?

by mrosen814 Posted 2012/08/10 19:00:00

Related Topics: Jesus Taco, Holy Taco, Food, Breakfast

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	Yep, that's Jesus!	74 votes	10%
	Nope. Just a taco.	452 votes	59%
	I'm not sure.	79 votes	10%
	Mmm... tacos...	159 votes	21%

A Texas man thinks he found an image of Jesus Christ burned into his breakfast taco. Edward Garza, 80, was at the La Amistad Adult Daycare in Beeville that morning when he strolled to the cafeteria for his regular bacon and egg taco. He poked and prodded the taco before eating it, and it "fell open by itself," he said.

"I looked at it for five minutes," he told TV-station KENS 5. The Huffington Post goes on to report that, "Jesus -- or at least the appearance of the carpenter -- was staring back at him from the tortilla." We'll let you be the judge of that. Do you think there's an image of Jesus in the taco below?

HUFFINGTONPOST.COM reports:
And he took bread, and when he had given thanks, he broke it and -- JESUS! DON'T BREAK THAT BREAD!

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Radical Ed 2012/08/10 20:31:07

Nope. Just a taco.

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oh my gawd, jesus!
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~HopelessRomanticM17~ 2012/08/13 04:24:57 (edited)

Mmm... tacos...

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MickieDee 2012/08/13 03:38:14

Mmm... tacos...

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Tracie Richards 2012/08/13 03:05:34

Mmm... tacos...

It actually looks more like Jim Morrison towards the end, see the microphone?

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Lord Emperor Kami Guro Bage... 2012/08/13 02:55:25

Yep, that's Jesus!

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And its a sin for that man not to accept the body er face of Christ into his body

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Zero Harte~King of Nothing~ 2012/08/13 02:54:47

Mmm... tacos...

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buneter 2012/08/13 02:50:57

Nope. Just a taco.

even though a disgusting taco to have that kind of burn on it

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Michelle 2012/08/13 01:55:08

Nope. Just a taco.

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I can see the resemblance to a male face with a beard and long hair, but I know about twenty people that could potentially resemble based on those facts from the top of my head. No reason to think it's Jesus, man, it's just a funny shape. Humans have a tendency towards image association.

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Gwendolyn Harper 2012/08/13 01:45:01

Yep, that's Jesus!

But Jesus wanted you to eat him. (Sorry for the sacrilidge)

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Patrick... to Gwendol... 2012/08/18 18:44:34 (edited)

He does, actually. In the Eucharist.

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brunyon 2012/08/13 01:43:59

I'm not sure.

who ever it is they are pissed!

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kobidobidog 2012/08/13 01:39:07

Nope. Just a taco.

Had that be a holy taco Whoever saw it to eat it would become ashes on the floor by reason of the light it would produce. That's why Moses could not look into the glorified face of God.

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Bill 2012/08/13 01:32:34

Mmm... tacos...

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Looks like the cowardly lion, or maybe just an illegal alien with long hair.

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Charles E 2012/08/13 01:25:13

Nope. Just a taco.

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badly prepared by someone who thinks "when it's burnin' it's done".

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Cuthbert Allsgood 2012/08/13 01:13:24

Nope. Just a taco.

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I'd eat a Rob Zombie taco!

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Bill to Cuthber... 2012/08/13 01:35:50

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Whoever believes that's Jesus I have Mary and Joseph for sale on eBay

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meshell to Bill 2012/08/13 09:09:55

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Zeruke 2012/08/13 01:02:17

Nope. Just a taco.

just burnt

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Bill to Zeruke 2012/08/13 01:41:22 (edited)

Ever notice its only third world rejects who find and believe in these things?

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Zeruke to Bill 2012/08/13 01:53:01

seems like it..... of course I think someone could have used a blow torch to do that just for the fun of it

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Patrick... to Bill 2012/08/18 18:45:37

And therefore it's only rich, white people who don't.

Good find.

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Swordfish 2012/08/13 00:56:01
John 2012/08/13 00:39:36

Nope. Just a taco.

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I believe in Christ and would love to think He appears all over the place in tacos and other everyday things but really, I don't think He does. I think this is just a taco.

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eagle8 2012/08/13 00:26:44

Nope. Just a taco.

was going to leave a smart ass comment than dammit i found this scripture and now i feel compelled to leave it.....
1 Peter 4:11 whoever speaks, as one who speaks oracles of God; whoever serves, as one who serves by the strength that God supplies—in order that in everything God may be glorified through Jesus Christ. To him belong glory and dominion forever and ever. Amen......still just a taco

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Cal 2012/08/13 00:19:44

Nope. Just a taco.

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Tasine 2012/08/12 23:48:10

Nope. Just a taco.

That's what he wanted to see, so that's what he saw. There's one little problem I see when people start seeing these images. There is not one living soul, nor is there any photograph, or any painting depicting Christ from having seen Him.

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victoria.centeno.50 2012/08/12 23:41:07

Nope. Just a taco.

People are such idiots sometimes.

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TimothyBrianFoley 2012/08/12 23:07:27

Nope. Just a taco.

its only food who buys into jesus

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nini2198 2012/08/12 21:41:30

I'm not sure.

idk

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Bear 2012/08/12 21:27:21

Nope. Just a taco.

But to any one delusional enough to believe the other lies.......

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elvira 2012/08/12 21:07:24

Nope. Just a taco.

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It's like looking at the clouds in the sky. One person sees a dog the other sees a rabbit.

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Steelshrt 2012/08/12 21:05:48 (edited)
Tommy 2012/08/12 20:51:18

Mmm... tacos...

Words fail me.

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Kigan 2012/08/12 20:15:30

Nope. Just a taco.

How did it fall open by itself if he was poking and prodding it?

It looks like a burned taco. Anything you see in it is a product of your own mind.

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Heisenberg 2012/08/12 20:09:06

Nope. Just a taco.

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It's much ado about nothing.

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budgerigar42 2012/08/12 18:50:13

Nope. Just a taco.

No, it's the Rorschach effect.

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JoeKnows 2012/08/12 18:19:03

Nope. Just a taco.

Now what is an 80 year old Texan man doing taking acid before breakfast?

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Vision of Verve 2012/08/12 17:22:25
Prime Time Lime 2012/08/12 17:12:58

Nope. Just a taco.

How about Richards SImmons on a leaf of lettuce? He is into fitness,lol.

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Reggie☮ 2012/08/12 17:11:37

Nope. Just a taco.

Just a burned taco.

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das 2012/08/12 17:06:00

Nope. Just a taco.

..., but there are lots of other faces on the aluminium foil. Maybe it's a holy alu foil.

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