Man Finds Holy Visage on Breakfast: Is This a Holy Taco?

by mrosen814 Posted 2012/08/10 19:00:00

Related Topics: Jesus Taco, Holy Taco, Food, Breakfast

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	Yep, that's Jesus!	74 votes	10%
	Nope. Just a taco.	452 votes	59%
	I'm not sure.	79 votes	10%
	Mmm... tacos...	159 votes	21%

A Texas man thinks he found an image of Jesus Christ burned into his breakfast taco. Edward Garza, 80, was at the La Amistad Adult Daycare in Beeville that morning when he strolled to the cafeteria for his regular bacon and egg taco. He poked and prodded the taco before eating it, and it "fell open by itself," he said.

"I looked at it for five minutes," he told TV-station KENS 5. The Huffington Post goes on to report that, "Jesus -- or at least the appearance of the carpenter -- was staring back at him from the tortilla." We'll let you be the judge of that. Do you think there's an image of Jesus in the taco below?

HUFFINGTONPOST.COM reports:
And he took bread, and when he had given thanks, he broke it and -- JESUS! DON'T BREAK THAT BREAD!

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Radical Ed 2012/08/10 20:31:07

Nope. Just a taco.

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oh my gawd, jesus!
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Nohahim Ben Elohim 2013/01/19 07:18:18 (edited)

I'm not sure.

I do know one thing. The devil will put a face of Jesus in dog food if it makes its owner take a picture of it or an angel or so-called Catholic Mary!

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RogerCoppock 2013/01/05 22:07:40 (edited)

Nope. Just a taco.

It looks like Harpo Marx to me.

It is a sign of the second coming of Groucho.

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Please see:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

For a science lesson.

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Dandydon 2013/01/05 01:37:36

I'm not sure.

Looks like George Harrison to me...

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donisue 2013/01/05 00:47:08

Nope. Just a taco.

Some people come up with the craziest things.

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mustangluver 2013/01/05 00:38:54

Nope. Just a taco.

It looks like the bearded lady at the circus...I have a rock that looks exactly like the Blessed mother holding Jesus and the strange thing is, my husband and i were sitting on the beach and we saw the rock on the sand with waves going on it, we thought nothing of it as there is nothing unusual about that but then we took notice to the fact that it should have either went back in the ocean or up on the sand with the rough waves so i walked over to it and it was not sunk in the wet sand and i kicked it over and when i walked away, my husband yelled out, it's up again, so i picked it up and was shocked to see it was the Blessed Mother holding the baby Jesus..so we brought it home and everyone that came over was taken aback by it too. We are thinking of selling it on Ebay..

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Todd Parsons 2013/01/04 21:08:50

Nope. Just a taco.

Quick put it on ebay for $16,000,000,000,000 and we can fix the debt!

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alyssa 2013/01/04 04:26:37

Mmm... tacos...

saw jesus on a taco? i think we all know what this guy was up to

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MYSTIC MYSTIQUE 2012/08/21 02:21:22

Mmm... tacos...

wow that guy musta been really lookin hard and close at that burnt taco :D

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alyssa to MYSTIC ... 2013/01/04 04:27:43

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thats what i do in my spare time, analyze burnt tacos. its alot like inkblots. very theraputic and helps me find out how mentally insane i am

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Flowers 2012/08/14 22:49:59

Nope. Just a taco.

IT LOOKS LIKE CHARLES MANSON!! omg the world is going to end..

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Red 2012/08/14 19:42:11
jere.chievres 2012/08/14 18:13:29

Nope. Just a taco.

And an ugly taco at that!

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Healingme 2012/08/14 17:03:48 (edited)

I'm not sure.

I do see a face on the Taco,i bet it's on eBay:)

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DJ.Alieus 2012/08/14 15:43:07
rcardon 2012/08/14 15:13:07

Mmm... tacos...

I'd eat it. Honestly, it looks more like an angry man than Jesus to me, probably more like what I imagine Satan to look like, no, I don't think he has horns, cloven hooves and carries a pitch fork.

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glen 2012/08/14 15:07:02

Nope. Just a taco.

Heart burn for breakfast !

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Twilight Fan 2012/08/14 14:16:18

Mmm... tacos...

A holy taco? OMGosh, I'm laughing so hard right now i can batrely type! LOL!

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Dr. Jimmie 2012/08/14 13:45:49

I'm not sure.

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What's with all these atheists making fun of Christians? I mean, I don't believe in Jesus or god, myself, but I'm not ripping on peoples religion like some ignorant douche. People can believe what they want to believe. There's no need to insult them or make them feel stupid.

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tj ~(^-^)~ 2012/08/14 13:11:12

Nope. Just a taco.

A burnt taco at that

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Ben 2012/08/14 11:35:43

Nope. Just a taco.

Thats not jesus, its just some hippie.

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mewycg 2012/08/14 10:34:42

I'm not sure.

Could be, but then again it could be Ted Nugent...

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DutchHeretic Native non-Ame... 2012/08/14 09:56:38

I'm not sure.

It looks like a dog, an irish setter:

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Amnah Al-Mushiri 2012/08/14 08:57:16

Nope. Just a taco.

This is horrible to say something like this about our Prophet! Where is your respect! open your eyes people and where are your limits? You are mocking and there are consequences for this, especially a holy leader as Jesus was.

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Nohahim... to Amnah A... 2013/01/19 07:15:25 (edited)

Yeah, the Real Jesus of John was Al-Lah in the flesh as that Jesus and you ignorant Muslims don't even know Him! The Jesus that is WAY ABOVE ALL PROPHETS and AnGELS..INCLUDING MOHAMMED and was NOT born from a Jewish virgin!

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Commander Pyle 2012/08/14 08:41:31

I'm not sure.

All I see is Aslan.

He is risen! The one true king!

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cc 2012/08/14 06:42:50

Mmm... tacos...

It could be just a tasty taco...or he could sell it on eBay and see how bad some sucker wants it! cha-ching$$$

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knoodelhed 2012/08/14 06:20:50

Mmm... tacos...

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pcolyn 2012/08/14 05:30:07

Nope. Just a taco.

looks like a king charles spaniel to me :/

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Slurry 2012/08/14 04:14:12

I'm not sure.

That looks like a burrito.

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Rob Williams 2012/08/14 03:19:36

Nope. Just a taco.

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Vaguely like Charles Manson...

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Mark In Irvine 2012/08/14 02:58:57

I'm not sure.

looks like melanoma to me

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joewhite612 2012/08/14 02:41:14
Seeker of Truth - War Wizard 2012/08/14 00:11:37

Nope. Just a taco.

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It's not just a taco... It's just a BURNT taco...

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Jasmine 2012/08/14 00:10:06

Nope. Just a taco.

What I want to know is who really knows what Jesus looked like? Did he have a portrait done or something?

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RogerCo... to Jasmine 2013/01/05 22:52:25

No. Personal portraits were not a Jewish thing 2,000 years ago.

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Nohahim... to Jasmine 2013/01/19 07:16:37

Good point! Every statue and picture of Him is folly and blasphemy!

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Magical Mushroom 2012/08/13 23:41:58

Nope. Just a taco.

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if you look at the clouds you might find a dragon but dose that realy mean there is a cloud dragon. Its just a burnt taco. Eat it.

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Mellisa <3 2012/08/13 23:06:48

Nope. Just a taco.

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"Oh look!!! a guy with a beard was walking past our house!!!" "ITS JESUS !!!" every guy with a beard is immediately Jesus -.-

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Kirby 2012/08/13 23:01:17

Nope. Just a taco.

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Leave the LSD alone or peyote or mushrooms whichever hallucinogenic he's taking ...lol

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PatrickJLoveless 2012/08/13 22:27:05 (edited)

Mmm... tacos...

I see Jesus in it. Nonetheless, Jesus is in all the world.

I'd say this kind of holy taco stuff is symptomatic of a spiritual dehydration. God made all the world to glorify Himself. If you know He is everywhere, the entire world should scream out to you, "Jesus!". But a lot of our Protestant brothers forget that, and think Jesus is only in visages of Him. And that's why they make a big deal out of "holy food". Because they don't think he's anywhere else but in images of him.

Still, that's a sweet taco. OM NOM NOM.

EDIT: Hey, it DOES also look like a Cocker Spaniel! It's all in perspective.

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