Man Begs Doctors to Undo Penis Enlargement Surgery: Is this proof that size does not matter?

by Dangerous Dave Posted May 05, 2009 16:29:27

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	Size does not matter.	22 votes	63%
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40-year-old Konstantin F. was not happy with the size of his average penis (5'9) so he decided to go under the knife. Doctors warned Konstantin that there was nothing wrong with his size, but he begged to get his penis enlarged. The man wanted to add an extra two-thirds to his penis and get 9.7 inches. The doctors tried to persuade the patient that his penis was ideally sized, warned that he may be unhappy with the results of the surgery, and even showed him a life-sized replica of a 25-cm male organ. But the man stood his ground and demanded the operation.

Just after a month of the successful penis enlargement surgery, the man came back begging doctors to undo to his original size. He said no woman wants to be with him anymore because of his tremendous size. Either way women are never satisfied. With the 6 inch penis they probably called him small. Now with the 10 inch penis they call him too big. Women just like playing with our insecurities.

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Nadrasta May 05, 2009 22:54:50

Size does not matter.

+2
All i know is that, that guy is a fucking idiot
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Lauren (: June 02, 2009 15:08:35 (edited)

Size does not matter.

i really dont care about the size of my man

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Sherylk May 13, 2009 14:30:54

Size does not matter.

He needs serious counseling.................sick ticket

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Rebecca May 07, 2009 21:57:20

Size does not matter.

Anna says "Confidence Cohen," I will always remember that line.

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Voyager May 06, 2009 23:55:35

Size does not matter.

Why all the sex craved nonsense, bigger everything doesn't make everything better. Accept what God and your heritage gave you and flaunting is not impressive to me, Having been in nursing, I've seen it all and brainpower isn't measured with what's in or out of the britches or bras.Why call bleach blondes dumb? I think to go under the knife for something like this is the EPIDOME of dumb! (I'm auburn haired) most blondes get it from the Peroxide)

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IcePrincessxXx May 06, 2009 22:20:09

Size does not matter.

haha

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Peanut May 06, 2009 20:43:54

Size does matter.

It matters to a certain extent. We don't want small but we don;t want extremely big. I guess u can say we want something in between.

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Manster May 06, 2009 14:33:41

Size does matter.

If he wants to pursue a career in the porn industry!LOL!

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alegra::Anti-Choice:: May 06, 2009 05:28:18

Size does not matter.

what matters is if he knows what to do with it! hehe

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wolfshadow May 06, 2009 05:18:50

Size does matter.

But if his damn penis was 5feet 9 inches (5'9) why the HELL did he have it enlarged to begin with???

I'd have to see it to make an informed comment.

I used to say it didn't matter but then I met this guy ... My pinky is fatter and longer than his wee wee.... Small may be okay but damn if it needs to bigger than my pinky!

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JuJu1 May 06, 2009 02:01:49

Size does matter.

+1
I wouldn't know. My husband is the perfect size for me. That's all I need to know!

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TexicanRGV - Noblesse Oblige May 06, 2009 01:47:14 (edited)

Size does not matter.

+1
It's not how long you make it,

It's how you make it long!

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whatsatobe May 06, 2009 01:46:35

Size does not matter.

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Q: How much "free" advertising for Konstantin F. did the surgical team promise before the operation?

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TeeTee Metal(is a real girl) May 06, 2009 01:21:08

Size does matter.

+1
Call me what you want, but I think it matters. Just my opinion, people!

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DISENFRANCHISED May 05, 2009 23:52:53

Size does not matter.

+1
Maybe he should meet with lorena bobbit!

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wolfshadow to DISENFR... May 06, 2009 05:19:42

She could take some off, quicker and cheaper to be sure.

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Nadrasta May 05, 2009 22:54:50

Size does not matter.

+2
All i know is that, that guy is a fucking idiot

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Voyager to Nadrasta May 07, 2009 00:19:42

He might be able to get a job as a garbage man in GITMO--- when I was there I had to fly off one time to Poerto Rico so went up to the Stables to see to my horse I kept there and it was about 0500, a garbage truck was parked there and as I walked around to my stall, the Cuban garbage driver was standing on a bucket having a real go with a mare that was in a standing stall. Had he tried that with my Thoroughbred, he'd find himself somewhere over the rainbow or on the other side of the fence... in Havana perhaps!

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Evan A.K.A Shane Sawyer May 05, 2009 22:48:49

Size does matter.

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It matters to me. As a man I think I would have less confidence if I had a smaller penis. I think most of us would add some size if you could just pop a pill or get a shot to get it. Besides, if he would learn a bit of technique, the women would come to enjoy the increased size. But he can't just start rammin' and jamin' like he always did with his "Wee Willy Winkie" It would have to be awfully small for me to go under the knife though. It's more about how the man feels about himself, than it is about the woman. As far as women are concerned, it's all about about wallet size!

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OhioGirl ~ Peace ~ May 05, 2009 21:30:13

Size does not matter.

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I don't get where guys think size matters.
If you do the job right, it doesn't matter what size you are.
And if some woman told you that you was to small when your average size, she isn't worth your time anyway....right?

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Its Ms.MiMi,b!tch May 05, 2009 21:26:55

Size does matter.

+2
it doesn't have to be huge,but he needs to be packin

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BBJOHN May 05, 2009 20:55:43

Size does not matter.

+1
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OhioGir... to BBJOHN May 05, 2009 21:30:53

Oh.....real smooth......*yawn*

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David P to BBJOHN September 18, 2009 16:58:44

ehhh! I got a hand thats cheaper if you say no. the day I pissed my exfiance off the most was when I told her that, and then used it in front of her when she said no. lol Hey I told my current fiance I can't be held down like that. If you don't do it someone else will. Go to any bar 1/2 hour before closing if you don't believe me. Or just check out websites you know I am right.

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the Griffin May 05, 2009 20:01:39

Size does not matter.

Procreation or recreation . . . That Is the Question.

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emily May 05, 2009 19:54:12

Size does not matter.

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I am more concerned with the character of the man behind the penis.

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SuperCee May 05, 2009 19:46:22

Size does not matter.

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It doesn't matter at all. It's what you do with it that counts.

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Amercian May 05, 2009 19:07:03

Size does not matter.

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it's all in the eyes of the beholder. Games- it was his ego that wanted it enlarged. Now he has to live with his choices. He did it, himself. He was the one not satisfied. Now he wants to complain and blame it on women. Typical.

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Riahlennlove. May 05, 2009 18:54:23

Size does not matter.

okay for one when your cock is so large that its hitting the back wall then its too big.
but if he was only 5" then why would he make it shorter? i mean if he can work with a shorter dick then by all means go ahead.

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Raiders May 05, 2009 18:28:26

Size does matter.

Sure it matters, if a guys got an inch dick she's not going to be very happy.LOL What size are we talking about?

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kingbee9 May 05, 2009 18:14:55

Size does not matter.

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there's alot more to sex than just size. i hardly think that size has anything to do with making a woman orgasm. caring and love are more important in sex.

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pkeyrich May 05, 2009 17:24:25

Size does matter.

Where is the gen therapy to get guys to grow or shrink to the supposed ideal size? 9.7" would be cool to have!

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thakatchaser May 05, 2009 17:22:46

Size does not matter.

+2
I like mine just like it is, and more than 90% of women i been with likes it too

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Gwynodd May 05, 2009 17:06:03

Size does matter.

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Nice average size is ok. My former fiancee had an 11" penis. Kid you not. Scared me the first time I saw it. Took me a long while to adjust to his size.

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SuperCee to Gwynodd May 05, 2009 19:47:51

+1
That is an awesome picture. I love it!

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Evan A.... to Gwynodd May 05, 2009 22:52:05

It'll stretch a mile, before it'll tear an inch.

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JinFizz May 05, 2009 17:02:03

Size does not matter.

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He should have listened to the doctor...he has more problems emotionally than his tool.

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... May 05, 2009 16:45:50

Size does matter.

definitely too big,
and it can kill ya! haha :)

actually thats the only way it should matter,
if you love someone you would love them,

no matter what their size was.

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interweb.bad.guy May 05, 2009 16:38:31

Size does not matter.

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Seth May 05, 2009 16:35:49

Size does matter.

+2
i hate my penis!

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Tutboy (oYo) May 05, 2009 16:35:07

Size does matter.

+1
Yeah, too big could be scary for women. I'll stay where I am.

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