Man Arrested For Throwing French Fries At Stepdaughter.

by zbacku Posted 2012/06/26 04:03:32

Related Topics: Guns, Assault, Free, Hot, French, Guilty, Fries, French Fries, Forget, Court, Arguing, Condition

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Lowell Man Arrested For Throwing French Fries At Stepdaughter
LOWELL (CBS) – A Lowell man is free following his arrest on charges he threw hot French fries at his young stepdaughter.

As a condition of his release, 26-year-old James Hackett must stay away from the girl.

Police say Hackett and his wife began arguing after leaving a McDonald’s. When his stepdaughter chimed in, Hackett allegedly threw the fries in her face.

She was not seriously hurt.

Hackett, who will be back in court in August, pleaded not guilty to assault with a dangerous weapon: French fries.

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Jwrdy 2012/06/27 01:33:05

Forget Banning Guns, It's Time To Ban The Deadly French Fry.

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Hahaha.

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rknothead 2012/06/26 12:14:03

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What a waste of court time. This should never have gotten past an attending officer. Another tale of the state of our country.

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C-ZAR™, Emperor of the PHÆT 2012/06/26 06:37:44

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Maybe he was trying to give her zits before Prom?
Fries are awfully greasy, lol

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Chukroast 2012/06/26 06:37:24

Forget Banning Guns, It's Time To Ban The Deadly French Fry.

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Vive le French frie.

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Farnsworth 2012/06/26 04:06:59

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I've been to Lowell...I'd throw stuff too

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