Love starts as War of the Roses but Ends in war of the Toliet Seat
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Love Starts as the War of the Roses
Take no prisoners to conquer who you love
love gives you wings
love makes food taste so much better
love melts the coldest of hearts
love gives you the words even when you cant read
even insects love
Swan love
Elephant love
Sea horse love Even thou the male is the one doomed to carry the eggs
inter species love
we love love so much we need protection
love is a game of the heart
pay attention to what your doing and dont compare
Not only hearts, but... other things
Love Ends up as the War of the Toliet Seat
How to be politically correct with your wife
She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.
She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY - She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.
She is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.
She does not GAIN WEIGHT - She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.
She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
She is not TOO SKINNY - She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.
She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS - She is ATHLETICALLY IGNORANT.
She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME - She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE.
She does not GO SHOPPING - She is MALL FLUENT.
She is not an AIR HEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
She does not get FAT or CHUBBY - She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.
She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP - She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION.
She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE
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- Myrle Hulme 2011/08/08 10:47:16L0L L0ve
+1Only war of roses I know was in Englandreply - Noel16161 2011/08/07 06:47:02You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally...+1Love is too many things to describe.reply
- Redskin 2011/06/07 02:14:43To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suff...+1
reply - sweetgreatmom 2011/06/06 23:36:48Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for those he...+1This is the ultimate sacrifice for love.reply
- WhereIsAmerica? ~PWCM~JLA 2011/06/06 03:22:18Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one+1But they also need separate identities.reply
- waheed 2011/06/06 02:40:34To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suff...+1To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to sufferreply
- cruisnsus 2011/06/06 01:15:01To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suff...+1us poor mortalsreply
- van907 2011/06/05 23:49:17Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one+1One thing I hate is when the guy gets up in the middle of the night and is too dang lazy to lift the lid up and it gets all over the toilet seat.reply
- SebaTheSociallyAwkwardPenguin 2011/06/05 17:08:36You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally...+1its true, you cant stop thinking about the person.reply
- K-ZOOMI-----0 2011/06/05 15:41:39Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand+1I never have the seat problem. I demand that the LID be down at all times if not in use. Don't want to see inside the toilet if I'm brushing my teeth or just looking at the "Reflection Perfection" in the mirror. HAHAHA!reply
- ILuvMonkeys 2011/06/05 06:23:40
- SimonYoungRoth 2011/06/05 04:34:30L0L L0ve+2I ain't got a clue...reply
- moonsunbaby 2011/06/05 04:27:23Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand+1cute pics...and yes the toilet seat is an issue....apparently you have never sat down to pee in the middle of the night and fallen in.....lol and that piece of paper will cost you if love ends....i know it cost me alot...and i wasnt the one who wanted the divorce....go figure....reply
- K-ZOOMI... moonsun... 2011/06/05 15:39:16+2Thats why you always put a over-sized 70's shag cover on the lid. It causes the lid (and seat) to always fall down to it's preferred position. My Mom did that to my dad. They never had another argument over it cause it always was down. :)reply
- Steve 2011/06/05 04:16:51To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suff...+2she also isn't self absorbed and totally inconsiderate of your feelings, she just has alot of things going.reply
- Xerxes,Phantom of PHAET 2011/06/05 04:09:02Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for those he...+2married 3 times, love died with first one, never found again and i have lookedreply
- ©TransAmTam~Metal Queen \m/ 2011/06/05 04:05:50
