Love starts as War of the Roses but Ends in war of the Toliet Seat
Love Starts as the War of the Roses
Take no prisoners to conquer who you love
love gives you wings
love makes food taste so much better
love melts the coldest of hearts
love gives you the words even when you cant read
even insects love
Sea horse love Even thou the male is the one doomed to carry the eggs
inter species love
we love love so much we need protection
love is a game of the heart
pay attention to what your doing and dont compare
Not only hearts, but... other things
Love Ends up as the War of the Toliet Seat
How to be politically correct with your wife
She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.
She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY - She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.
She is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.
She does not GAIN WEIGHT - She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.
She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
She is not TOO SKINNY - She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.
She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS - She is ATHLETICALLY IGNORANT.
She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME - She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE.
She does not GO SHOPPING - She is MALL FLUENT.
She is not an AIR HEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
She does not get FAT or CHUBBY - She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.
She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP - She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION.
She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE
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