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Love starts as War of the Roses but Ends in war of the Toliet Seat

☥☽✪☾DAW ☽✪☾ 2011/06/05 03:41:12
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for those he loves more than himself
Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one
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Love Starts as the War of the Roses

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Take no prisoners to conquer who you love

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love gives you wings

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love makes food taste so much better

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love melts the coldest of hearts

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love gives you the words even when you cant read

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even insects love

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Swan love

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Elephant love

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Sea horse love Even thou the male is the one doomed to carry the eggs

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inter species love

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we love love so much we need protection

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pay attention to what your doing and dont compare

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Not only hearts, but... other things

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Love Ends up as the War of the Toliet Seat


How to be politically correct with your wife

She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.
She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY - She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.
She is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.
She does not GAIN WEIGHT - She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.
She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
She is not TOO SKINNY - She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.
She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS - She is ATHLETICALLY IGNORANT.
She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME - She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE.
She does not GO SHOPPING - She is MALL FLUENT.
She is not an AIR HEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
She does not get FAT or CHUBBY - She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.
She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP - She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION.
She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE


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  • Myrle Hulme 2011/08/08 10:47:16
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    Myrle Hulme
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    Only war of roses I know was in England
  • Noel16161 2011/08/07 06:47:02
    You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally...
    Noel16161
    +1
    Love is too many things to describe.
  • Redskin 2011/06/07 02:14:43
    To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suff...
    Redskin
  • sweetgreatmom 2011/06/06 23:36:48
    Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for those he...
    sweetgreatmom
    +1
    This is the ultimate sacrifice for love.
  • WhereIsAmerica? ~PWCM~JLA 2011/06/06 03:22:18
    Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one
    WhereIsAmerica? ~PWCM~JLA
    +1
    But they also need separate identities.
  • waheed 2011/06/06 02:40:34
    To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suff...
    waheed
    +1
    To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer
  • cruisnsus 2011/06/06 01:15:01
    To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suff...
    cruisnsus
    +1
    us poor mortals
  • van907 2011/06/05 23:49:17
    Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one
    van907
    +1
    One thing I hate is when the guy gets up in the middle of the night and is too dang lazy to lift the lid up and it gets all over the toilet seat.
  • SebaTheSociallyAwkwardPenguin 2011/06/05 17:08:36
    You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally...
    SebaTheSociallyAwkwardPenguin
    +1
    its true, you cant stop thinking about the person.
  • K-ZOOMI-----0 2011/06/05 15:41:39
    Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand
    K-ZOOMI-----0
    +1
    I never have the seat problem. I demand that the LID be down at all times if not in use. Don't want to see inside the toilet if I'm brushing my teeth or just looking at the "Reflection Perfection" in the mirror. HAHAHA!
  • ILuvMonkeys 2011/06/05 06:23:40
  • SimonYoungRoth 2011/06/05 04:34:30
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    SimonYoungRoth
    +2
    I ain't got a clue...
  • moonsunbaby 2011/06/05 04:27:23
    Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand
    moonsunbaby
    +1
    cute pics...and yes the toilet seat is an issue....apparently you have never sat down to pee in the middle of the night and fallen in.....lol and that piece of paper will cost you if love ends....i know it cost me alot...and i wasnt the one who wanted the divorce....go figure....
  • K-ZOOMI... moonsun... 2011/06/05 15:39:16
    K-ZOOMI-----0
    +2
    Thats why you always put a over-sized 70's shag cover on the lid. It causes the lid (and seat) to always fall down to it's preferred position. My Mom did that to my dad. They never had another argument over it cause it always was down. :)
  • Steve 2011/06/05 04:16:51
    To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suff...
    Steve
    +2
    she also isn't self absorbed and totally inconsiderate of your feelings, she just has alot of things going.
  • Xerxes,Phantom of PHAET 2011/06/05 04:09:02
    Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for those he...
    Xerxes,Phantom of PHAET
    +2
    married 3 times, love died with first one, never found again and i have looked
  • ©TransAmTam~Metal Queen \m/ 2011/06/05 04:05:50

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