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Transquesta 2013/01/24 22:14:38
Ya just can't make this stuff up!

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A fly lands between the eyes of U.S. President Barack Obama while he
speaks in the State Dining Room of the White House in Washington,
January 24, 2013.

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  • gracious43 2013/02/05 18:20:58
    gracious43
    +1
    I get eaten alive in the evenings on summer nights, unless I'm soaking in insecticide. I guess that means I'm goddess of mosquitoes
  • Transqu... gracious43 2013/02/05 19:59:35
    Transquesta
    +1
    The subject photo was taken in JANUARY. :-)
  • Sav 2013/01/29 03:23:42
    Sav
    +1
    Lord of the SHEEP
    lord sheep
  • beachbum 2013/01/27 23:43:27
    beachbum
    +3
    How can you not feel a fly buzzing around and landing on your face?
  • Transqu... beachbum 2013/01/28 05:34:05
    Transquesta
    +1
    You become so used to it that it's no longer noticeable. I imagine it's like working in a stockyard or on a shrimp trawler. After a while there is no smell. :-)
  • beachbum Transqu... 2013/01/28 13:43:05
    beachbum
    +1
    That I understand............but he's not in a stockyard or trawler, working the fields, etc. At best, this is a 'business' situation, and he doesn't even notice? I just find it really weird...........really weird.
  • Transqu... beachbum 2013/01/28 20:14:58
    Transquesta
    Frankly, I find the whole thing weird/bizarre. I've never known any politician THIS attractive to flies.
  • beachbum Transqu... 2013/01/28 20:25:39
    beachbum
    +1
    Agree...........really weird.
  • Kat ♪ ~BTO-t-BCRA-F~ ♪ 2013/01/27 22:07:47
    Kat ♪ ~BTO-t-BCRA-F~ ♪
    +4
    A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying to gather more support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers the cowboy is from President Bush’s home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.

    As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"

    Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called, but I've never heard of circle flies."

    "Well Sir," t he cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."

    "Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, "Wait a minute, are you calling me a horse's ass?"

    "No, Sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens of this country to call their President a horse's ass."

    "That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.

    After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to fool them flies, though."
  • Transqu... Kat ♪ ~... 2013/01/28 05:36:01
    Transquesta
    +1
    ROFLOLOLOL!
  • schjaz 2013/01/26 19:49:52
    schjaz
    +4
    I think we all know what flies are attracted to and where they come from.
  • ruthannhausman 2013/01/26 18:18:38
    ruthannhausman
    +4
    I have a different thought. "Oh, to be a fly on the wall when they finally start figuring everything out." That's what my dad said to me the year before he died. And he was alluding to multiple things he accomplished that he could never talk about but which are coming to the surface slowly but surely.

    So that brings me to the question: Who might this little fly be who has chosen to be a fly on Obama's forehead rather than off on a distant wall? Hmm. Gosh, could it be Ambassador Stevens, perchance, hoping to get an inside glimpse of scrambled factoids in an effort to find out, "What the hell happened?"

    Or could it be Thomas Jefferson, lamenting, "What the hell is this man doing to my baby?"

    Heavens, I could go on for days listing the many possibilities.But aw, heck, it's just probably a hungry little fly landing on the largest pile of dung in the room. Who knows.
  • shadow76 2013/01/26 16:40:31
    shadow76
    +3
    Flies, He is evil.
  • Ally 2013/01/26 09:41:23
    Ally
    +1
    Stupid. :)
  • george wells 2013/01/26 05:18:21
  • Butterfly george ... 2013/01/27 22:49:51
    Butterfly
    +2
    You got it.
    NBP, want the genocide of white people. They always think that, and then look at Haiti. lol
  • CMackley ~POTL~PWCM~JLA 2013/01/26 03:17:49
    CMackley ~POTL~PWCM~JLA
    +5
    Not surprising. Flies ARE attracted to excrement after all.
  • gaylehelen 2013/01/26 00:39:44
    gaylehelen
    +3
    Better than throwing up. Funny and you're right, you just can't make this stuff up. Wonder if it was a CIA "spy fly".
  • dog 2013/01/25 22:07:49
  • Transqu... dog 2013/01/25 22:08:52
    Transquesta
    +2
    All eight photos/occurrences?
  • Hamilton 2013/01/25 21:04:51
    Hamilton
    +7
    Lord of the Flies, or, if you know Hebrew that translates to Beelzebub -- or more accurately, Ba‘al Zebûb.
  • Claybern 2013/01/25 20:18:24
    Claybern
    +5
    Well flies do like to land on smelly things.
  • Kookieless The Sexy Nihilis... 2013/01/25 20:10:50
  • Butterfly Kookiel... 2013/01/27 22:51:06
  • SW 2013/01/25 20:00:41
    SW
    +4
    Clear proof he's the antichrist! heh... that sucks.. At least it didn't fly into his mouth when he was talking. What's a fly doing in the State Dining Room anyhow? Maybe it's a remote control fly with a microrecording device like on the Fifth Element...
  • Transqu... SW 2013/01/25 20:30:43
    Transquesta
    +3
    I think it was just a fly. . .worshiping it's 'lord.'
  • SW Transqu... 2013/01/25 21:07:34
    SW
    +1
    Sometimes a fly is just a fly....
  • Transqu... SW 2013/01/25 21:44:59
    Transquesta
    +1
    Just like I'd tell Freud, I'd say that, too, if I had a phallus (or fly) in my mouth. :-)
  • JonDeniro 2013/01/25 19:14:49
    JonDeniro
    +6
    Flies frequently land on feces.
  • Jim 2013/01/25 17:42:29
    Jim
    +5
    Nothing unusual here. Flies aren't really know for their good taste.
  • Transqu... Jim 2013/01/25 20:31:21
    Transquesta
    +2
    What makes it unusual is the number of times it's happened--and this time in January no less.
  • Ripley 2013/01/25 16:42:36
    Ripley
    +1
    west wing
  • Racefish 2013/01/25 15:55:26
    Racefish
    +1
    Instead of having a teleprompter, he relies on a real bug.
  • Kurt 2013/01/25 15:15:08
    Kurt
    +4
    Liberals
  • joe keeney 2013/01/25 14:46:34
    joe keeney
    +3
    Kool Aid Kids
  • jmc07806-PWCM-JLA 2013/01/25 14:13:08
  • Swan Eshdeh 2013/01/25 14:11:18
    Swan Eshdeh
    +1
    so what? that happens...i really feel sad for the guy ,i am Jordanian though.leave the guy alone !!
    ....
  • Transqu... Swan Es... 2013/01/25 20:32:14
    Transquesta
    +4
    Nope. Here we get to poke fun of our leaders without having to fear being beheaded (at least for now).
  • Swan Es... Transqu... 2013/01/25 20:40:15
    Swan Eshdeh
    +1
    trans ?you lost it or something ...???
    however, i am saying that to respect the man ,and i think its a shame to let others tell you how to respect your states's president ...
    beside ,you are a religious guy ...this act is not for strongly believers...sigh...
    and i don't behead any one ...its correct that i am a lieutenant in the army ,but i do like myself to be fair and objective one regarding people even not so much relative or important to me.
    sorry for my english sir..
  • Transqu... Swan Es... 2013/01/25 20:42:17
    Transquesta
    +3
    Your English is fine, and you have a marginal point about denigrating other people being a violation of my religion. I would counter, though, by saying that I haven't really denigrated Obama by posting this. I'm just curious as to why flies seem to like him so much.

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