> Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor
> has told him that he has only 24 hours to live.
>
>
>
> Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she
> agrees, so they make love.
>
>
>
> About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, 'Honey,
> you know I now have only 18 hours to live.
>
> Could we please do it one more time?'
>
>
>
> Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.
>
>
>
> Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes
> that he now has only 8 hours left.
>
>
>
> He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, 'Honey, please... Just one
> more time before I die.'
>
>
>
> She says, 'Of course, dear,' and they make love for the third time.
>
> After this session, the wife rolls over and falls to sleep.
>
>
>
> Morris, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until
> he's down to 4 more hours.
>
>
>
> He taps his wife, who rouses. 'Honey, I have only 4 more hours.
> Do you think we could....'
>
>
>
> At this point the wife sits up and says, 'Listen Morris, I have to
> get up in the morning... You don't.