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Ladies: When I guy says, "Go make me a sandwich!", what do you do?

some idiot who thinks he knows everything 2010/09/18 23:58:36
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  • tagarooz 2010/09/22 20:24:30
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    I say, 'Would you like your sandwich before or after I shove your balls down your throat?'

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  • merp 2013/06/15 13:15:44
  • Alicia Harvey 2013/01/03 23:19:02
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    I play CoD, and guys usually tell me to get back to the kitchen or make them a sandwich, and my response is usually me yelling back "Get Back to the Garage" or "Fix my car" It only works if you have a quick tongue though. because if they even stutter a little, you have to keep giving it to them, or if they have a comeback for that you have to be quick right back or your work is for nothing.
  • courtney 2012/08/02 14:14:13
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    I would make the sandwich and eat it in front of him...
  • Devoted 2010/11/23 19:31:18
  • KDFKDF 2010/10/18 07:46:11
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    First of all, any guy who would say it just as you did . . . . "Go make me a sandwich!" would not be the kind of person I would allow to be a part of my life. The person in my life would say something more like "Honey, I could sure go for a sanswich. Would you make one for me? Please?" then I'd say "Sure!" and get up to make him a sandwich.
  • ♚Littlɘ Ǫuɘɘn~Phaet's Own 2010/10/01 03:38:27
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    I'd say, "Okay" and then I'd just leave out of the back door.
  • AvaC 2010/09/30 05:09:14
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    Make it yourself...? lol
  • nope 2010/09/30 04:13:39
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    I made my ex make me a sandwich. She burnt it, I then told her to get me a beer. She got me the beer and I stated "honey, at least you can't burn the beer"! Somehow I haven't heard from her in about two months. This better be a damned good sandwich.
  • some id... nope 2010/09/30 05:07:49
    some idiot who thinks he knows everything
    +1
    Lol, she still gets you a beer.
  • nope some id... 2010/09/30 05:40:50
    nope
    Ah, If only it were true. Great scenario though.
  • ::Mish:: 2010/09/30 02:00:41
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    Punch him in the mouth and make myself a sandwich.
  • nope ::Mish:: 2010/09/30 04:09:44
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    Hell yeah!
  • ::Mish:: nope 2010/10/01 06:05:58
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    Yes! Hehe
  • nope ::Mish:: 2010/10/01 06:11:30
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    Now get me a beer! Just kidding. Its been a while, how the hell are ya?
  • ::Mish:: nope 2010/10/01 06:13:09
  • nope ::Mish:: 2010/10/01 06:19:35
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    Good, good. Sounds like we need to catch up, but not on other peoples questions, of course.
  • ::Mish:: nope 2010/10/01 06:21:59
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    Yes, yes of course
  • Pl 2010/09/29 03:38:09
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    so much for the "...love, honor, and obey." I guess it only applies on the vows for men.
  • some id... Pl 2010/09/29 03:56:19
    some idiot who thinks he knows everything
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    Gotta note asking for sandwiches my way for when I do my vows when I'm older then.
  • Pl some id... 2010/09/29 03:59:59
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    LOL, I'll pass on the marriage since there is no equality for men in it. It just gives the woman the right to take half to three quarters of what you have earned through hard work and they say prostitution isn't legal.
  • some id... Pl 2010/09/29 04:02:49
    some idiot who thinks he knows everything
    That's so dumb ... imagine how better the world would be if that was legal lol. Yeah I have no idea how marraige will work for me, even though I could if I tried =P
  • Pl some id... 2010/09/29 04:13:47
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    In some places it is legal. I live in a border town (Laredo, TX) and on the Mexico side it is legal. I've notice that the attitude of women is changed down here compared to the upper part of the states. Here they can't use that "Your not getting any sex.." crap or "Do this... and you'll get some" crap. They actually get the equality they so want and realize that they have to treat guys nice rather than crap.
  • some id... Pl 2010/09/29 04:22:13
    some idiot who thinks he knows everything
    That's interesting! I guess here in WA we have it better than most people.
  • Kristen... Pl 2012/06/29 00:49:40
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    That's because of children dumb ass. Not only that but there is no real equality for women even to this day. We work just as hard to earn our money, plus we have to prove our selves capable of the job, especially if it's considered a "mans" job such as construction or mining.
  • some id... Kristen... 2012/06/29 08:24:44
    some idiot who thinks he knows everything
    +1
    Defending his opinion, it's easy for any of the 2 genders to think that way for themselves. I feel that way sometimes too. Ooooo, sorry for having different opinions on sex.
  • kermit the cupcake 2010/09/27 20:06:09
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    Give him something he doesn't like thats really gross with like, mayo, and ketchup, and mustard all mixed and say, "You didn't say what kind."
  • mz.djqueen 2010/09/27 16:11:14
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    GO MAKE IT UR FUKK'N SELF U LAZY AZZ BASTARD
    but if he's nice about i'll be nice bakk hows that?????
  • EarthGirl 2010/09/27 15:47:30
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    I'll make him a sandwhich! duh!
    I read this once:
    Men have two emotions, horny and hungry. So if you see a guy without a hard-on make him a sandwhich! lol!
  • FernandoBaeza 2010/09/26 03:43:22
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    I usually do plenty of cooking, so when I say "can I have a sandwich I usually get one. Although I have never finished having sex and immediately wanted a sandwich >.>
  • Jaxxi 2010/09/25 20:58:00
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    I say, ok find me another guy...
  • Mindy 2010/09/25 13:07:31
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    someone said that to me once, and my response was: "awww, didn't your mom ever teach you how to make one yourself? that's too bad. well, luckily it's not that hard, you go and try."
  • .. 2010/09/24 23:24:02
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    UH if he says it like that, he can make his own darn sandwich.. But if he asks nicely, I would be happy to make one for him. Guess I'm a little old school!!
  • Scud 2010/09/24 12:01:47
  • some id... Scud 2010/09/24 22:09:39
    some idiot who thinks he knows everything
    Lmfao yes!
  • Brit4236 2010/09/24 06:15:31
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    K.O. Him =D
  • Hooblie 2010/09/24 03:09:18
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    slap your face and tell you to go make your own!!!!
  • some id... Hooblie 2010/09/24 03:12:22
    some idiot who thinks he knows everything
    My face? ...

    ... Why does everybody assume I'm forcing them to make me a sandwich!!! eeraaarggh!!!
  • Hooblie some id... 2010/09/24 03:21:08
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    haha, not the intent i ment but the point still remains. if a guy wants a sammich, he can maek his own
  • Hooblie Hooblie 2010/09/24 03:23:50
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    i spelled make wrong.
  • some id... Hooblie 2010/09/24 03:24:13
    some idiot who thinks he knows everything
    Ooooooh okay.

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