Do you often say, "I wish my butt was bigger."?
Want to add to your ass-ets?
Introducing new Butt Pads!! (TM) (As worn by Kim Kardashian)
Yes, Butt Pads!! (TM)
They fit you where the good lord split you.
Each Butt Padd!! (TM) is hand-crafted to fit the unique contours of your skinny butt.
If you order in the next 30 minutes we'll include for your loved one, the "Longer Schlonger" to beef up his package, at no extra charge!
So call and order now.
If your not happy with your butt after using Butt Pads!! (TM) you pay nothing with our "more back, money back" guarantee.
Butt Pads!!(TM)
No ifs or ands. Just butts.
So get off your butt, and call!
Order now!



























But regardless of what she wears, it'll be.. large..whether she wears the leggings or not.
It's more publicity she wants.
It looks like Nicki Minaj's.
Do you often say, "I wish my butt was bigger."?
Want to add to your ass-ets?
Introducing new Butt Pads!! (TM) (As worn by Kim Kardashian)
Yes, Butt Pads!! (TM)
They fit you where the good lord split you.
Each Butt Padd!! (TM) is hand-crafted to fit the unique contours of your skinny butt.
If you order in the next 30 minutes we'll include for your loved one, the "Longer Schlonger" to beef up his package, at no extra charge!
So call and order now.
If your not happy with your butt after using Butt Pads!! (TM) you pay nothing with our "more back, money back" guarantee.
Butt Pads!!(TM)
No ifs or ands. Just butts.
So get off your butt, and call!
Order now!
Butt Pads!(TM)!! may cause cheek rash, anal itching and/or big pus-filled boils to appear on your butt.
If irritation persists, contact a physician.
I forgot what that thing was called.