Irresistible To Women
CCRNRT
2012/07/29 22:06:10
A man is walking
down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork
and out pops a genie.
The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant
you three wishes."
The man says "Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want.
First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank account."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears
in his hand.
He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and abright red brand-new Ferrari appears right
next to him.
He continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible to women."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates
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Triniti 2012/07/30 02:17:52
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- Kalani 2012/08/07 06:44:39
Swell, just swell:xreply - Kat ♪ 2012/08/05 15:42:08Totally irresistible.
reply - helinazubeth.sam 2012/07/30 12:09:32+1depend on women how'she 'll be........magic....camereply
- bman~AVA 2012/07/30 02:22:39+2Oh no! LOL! Great stuff! Hehehehehe!reply
- Triniti 2012/07/30 02:17:52+4Oh don't you know it !! LOLreply
- Me 2012/07/30 02:06:05+4hahareply
- horselo... Me 2012/07/30 04:02:05
- susan BN-0 2012/07/30 01:28:50+3Works for me,I love chocolate.LOL!reply
- CHUCK 2012/07/30 01:26:17 (edited)+3DUMB GUY..I WOULD WISH FOR ALL THE WISHES I WISHED FOR TO COME TRUE..
reply - **StarzAbove** 2012/07/30 00:33:01+2
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+2ha ha hareply
- me being me 2012/07/29 22:42:08+2LOL;-D Made me hungry....reply
- Dan 2012/07/29 22:40:35+2LOL be careful what you wish for ..........you may get it.reply
- Tennessee3501 2012/07/29 22:32:46+2LOL! Very good. They are excellent!reply
- Mrkando 2012/07/29 22:29:20+2LOL! Very funny and you have to give it to that Genie, he knows women. :-)reply
- Treasure ♥ijm♥ 2012/07/29 22:20:49+4LOL ....leave it to woman and their chocolate. Good one! ;)reply
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+3thank youreply
- lorenab. 2012/07/29 22:18:11+3hahahaha!!!:D thats funny!:) i never heard that one before:) haha thats pretty good... and pretty accurate!:)reply
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+4thanksreply
- Autarchic 2012/07/29 22:17:09+2It figures!reply
- MadWorld 2012/07/29 22:12:21+1lame ! :Preply
- The Elitist Libtard SodaJerk 2012/07/29 22:10:54+4You should not only be careful what you wish for, You should also be specific.
reply - Don Leuty 2012/07/29 22:09:21+2Booooooooooooooooooooo. ;)reply
- Pele Emerging 2012/07/29 22:08:59+4That would do it!reply
