If you are a worried Dad on Prom Night, hand the 18 year old guy a Playboy and order him to the bathroom to pleasure himself. Have him do the same thing two more times. When he exits, you can tell him that he is now ready to take your daughter out.

by MidnightCowboy Posted 2012/05/17 22:03:32

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	Bravo! He wouldn't be able to fool around with my daughter that night. Thanks for this advice.	1 vote	17%
	Other	3 votes	50%
	Now, this is abstinence that works!!	2 votes	33%
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