If God Exists, What Would be your First Question to Him/Her?

what's with the elusive, no proof thing?

GOD exists!! and i wouldn't have any question 4 him cuzz everything that happens is 4 a reason n' cuzz he wants. i really wouldn't have time 4 asking

Why do you hate shrimp?

Such an agnostic, you are.

My question would be, "What brought about your existence?"

No god, as described by theists, can possibly exist - including the Jewish tribal god, Yahweh, that everyone goes on about.

Those not willing to toy with the ridiculous could never come up with the brilliantly original.

Sorry, I'm not getting your meaning.

Are you pointing out that Yahweh is copied from Egyptian mythology, particularly the monotheism of the father of Tutankhamun?

When did I say anything about Eqyptian mythology?

You didn't. I had no idea what your first reply to my post meant, so I asked. And you still haven't answered.

When I meet him, I won't have any questions for all will be revealed.

Is there beer in that cooler?

Tastes great... or less filling?

If you are God, then let me hold Sherry above you, as my Goddess, and let Her be my only way to You, an ordeal of endurance where Sherry is blessed for helping me become .....O.K.?

God exists and is alive and does not die and evidence of this causal Guide
If you see a stone was under the table and go to the top is sure that it does not go himself, but someone has to be lifted and moved
If a person moved from the bottom of the building to the top do not condemn it because it is capable
In the person called Abu Hanifa says some of the deniers of the Creator if the man has come to you and said I saw a ship filled with payload was in the midst of the sea and the wind was strongAnd the ship, including being flat No one is retailed
Is it permissible in the mind?
They told this is not acceptable reason Abu Hanifa, said if it is not permissible in the mind of a ship at sea is flat the driver how this may be a minimum of different conditions and change its non-maker? Tnd ratified
Found to be the cause of its existence

So, what would you ask God?

can i haz a cigarete?

If You Had The Only Female In The World Naked In Front Of You Would You Have Eaten The Apple? Huh?

Who am I to question God? Have you ever made anything? for an example, dinner? could you imagine your chicken looking up at you and asking, "why did you use garlic?" "garlic will only mess me up, not taste good" Have you ever made a bed? imagine your sheet saying " not that way!" or "why did you put me on like this?"
Most people in todays time know nothing about the process of making a hand made quilt, but most would agree that hand made quilts are very pretty and "good". Well if you have ever seen one being made you would know that during the making it looks like a huge mess! there are pieces of thread everywhere, patches of all different kinds of cloth and if you didn't know it was a quilt in the making you would truly think it was garbage, but the maker of that quilt knows exactly what thier doing and the end result is really a work of art!
My point is, we do not see the whole picture, we only see small parts of the whole. Who are we to ask questions of the one making the picture? Just something to think about. :)
And just for the record, God is Real! :)

what are we here for and what happens when we're gone?

where did you come from? why not terminating evil if you can?

how to b a god?

"If...?" "If...?" He does exist and it is He who will be asking the questions.

But if I have a question, I would ask: "What's with the Platypus? Were you just having a bad day, or did you actually have a purpose there?"

Look. This wasn't about whether or not It exists or not. Don't get indignant about it.

Oh grow up. The hypothesis is false. God does exist. I answered the question the only way it should be answered by anyone but an atheist.

I'm the one who should grow up, and yet you're the one who couldn't resist from expressing your opinion on something that wasn't asked about. The reason I put an 'If' clause so that everyone's satisfied, but of course, there are always exceptions.

Yes, you should grow up. You are sounding like a child.

Were you drunk when creating this?:

DOUBLE LOLZ!

God does exist and what I would ask Him is why did I have to be raped.

i believe without a doubt that God exists so what would i ask him?? can i have my lisence early and a corvette???

I think I would be too awstruck.Too excited. Considering that the atmosphere is so completely different there-haveing no sickness or sorrow, just joy and peace, and riches untold. I can't imageine how I would even be thinking after haveing left the wold and all it's influences which shape the way we act and think today. It's another whole demention there. WE are all in the best of health. We don't need for anything, and love abounds. WE are all brothers and sisters. I probably wont be thinking just reacting. Hold me down somebody!!!!!

I would ask why, when he knew that his words would be used to justify such poor treatment of others, he was not clearer in his dictation?

So, how's life?

WHY the Obummer test??????????????????????????

Am I going to hell? And if so...can I change that now?