If god existed, why didn't he write the bible?

by 666_Maggots~PassionForGlory BN-1 Posted 2012/07/12 01:44:16

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Fran-Halen 2012/07/12 12:52:23

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If a person wrote another gospel today....would it be included in the bibble?

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AlliePonie 2012/07/12 08:53:49

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BECAUSE HE HAD NO HANDS!

DUN DUN DUUUUUN!

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Tee Quake 2012/07/12 06:43:18

What makes you think he didn't?

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666_Mag... to Tee Quake 2012/07/12 06:46:42

The bible claimed to have "authors"...............

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Scream 2012/07/12 06:35:11

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'Cause he's a lazy arsehole.

Just kidding, God doesn't exist.

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thecutesttentacle 2012/07/12 05:33:29

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he was busy being a dumb-ass.

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☽✪☾Goddess~Worshipper☥ 2012/07/12 05:19:03

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Well, I'm sure it's hard to write way up in the atmosphere.. He's probably too light-headed from the thin air..

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Daedalus 2012/07/12 03:38:42

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What, the whole Universe was not enough?

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666_Mag... to Daedalus 2012/07/12 03:41:03

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That's not proof of god.....

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Daedalus to 666_Mag... 2012/07/12 03:43:04

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Maybe he does not want to give out his address.

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666_Mag... to Daedalus 2012/07/12 03:44:59

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*Sigh* -.-

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BlackwinterG36C 2012/07/12 03:12:37

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Yes WHY does he need MORE than one person to write it for him by the way? After all, ALL books before or after the Koran are null and void. Why else would god give women beauty so they could cover themselves up in beekeeper suits.

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Chloey Hamer 2012/07/12 02:36:44 (edited)

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He must have run out of paper.

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beach bum 2012/07/12 02:26:09

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maybe they were no pens in heaven

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ILuv2worshipU 2012/07/12 02:25:20

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He didn't feel like it.

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Lydecho Rain (Лидия) 2012/07/12 02:11:31

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"He" was too lazy.

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YourCompanionCube 2012/07/12 02:10:14

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Because as an Etheral Force (IMO. Jedi Unicorn), It didn't need a history book to be remembered. He's badass enough. The bible is but words that people heard him say and wanted to record.

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BloodlessVeins 2012/07/12 01:53:25

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Too many suspicious passages....."god has a sense of humor"...."god does not interfere with free will"....

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Scott 2012/07/12 01:48:57 (edited)

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Because he has a difficult time securing a pen in his noodley appendage.

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Dodgerfan 2012/07/12 01:47:55

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A better question would be, why is it so mixed up and out of chronological order. If a history book were written that way school children wouldn't know if Pearl Harbor happened before the Civil War.

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D.G.rocks 2012/07/12 01:47:43

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why would you if you can just tell others to do it for you

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666_Mag... to D.G.rocks 2012/07/12 01:49:10

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So it would be believable!

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D.G.rocks to 666_Mag... 2012/07/12 01:51:57

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people would just claim it wasn't actually God anyways

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666_Mag... to D.G.rocks 2012/07/12 01:53:31

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That may or may not be a possibility. Maybe it would make more logical sense if he did since the book is all scrambled up.

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CwrazyLwina 2012/07/12 01:47:01

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I believe I've given my opinion on this before..
no physical body to do so. Free will. Wants each person to find him in their own way. Or at least this is what some people believe--I have no clue about a REAL answer to it.

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TheCouchF*cker 2012/07/12 01:45:48

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Because if god existed the last thing he/she/it would care about are us insignificant specks crawling across the marginally less insignificant speck we call "Earth".

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Your Favorite Nerd Guru 2012/07/12 01:45:44

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He apparently did by 'inspiring' people to write it...

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dustin.oubre 2012/07/12 01:45:44

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No offense, but those kinds of questions are gonna bring in the zealots...you really shouldn't have done that.

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antonio... to dustin.... 2012/07/12 15:06:37

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if you ask it, they will come......and we ready for them

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