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If girl sits on a guys lap, and he starts to sport a "Bulge" that is not his cell phone, should the girl feel offended or flattered?

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  • Eddie 2009/03/09 01:54:24
    Flattered
    Eddie
    +10
    I would think they should be flattered. If you don't want that kind of reaction don't sit on male laps.

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  • Bob 2013/09/04 05:38:43
    Flattered
    Bob
    Any girl who is offended by this is an idiot. Guys have zero control over their wood. If it starts to pop up it just means that on some level this guy wants to bury that wood in the pretty little bottom you so nicely put within reach. If you're offended by his reaction why are you sitting on his lap anyway? He ain't Santa Claus at it isn't Christmas...
  • bina 2012/04/11 23:31:08
    Undecided
    bina
    its whatever to me so, i think it shouldn't be a big deal. if he is ur guy, then it shouldn't be a problem. and girls dont just sit on random guys laps unless they are flirting...so it she be a good thing.
  • Hardeee 2011/08/03 01:07:45
    Flattered
    Hardeee
    Its kinda normal for a guy to get a hardon if a gal sits in his lap gals should enjoy the male reaction to her closeness
  • Jboy 2010/02/07 04:45:56
    Flattered
    Jboy
    +3
    Coming from a guy, you should be flattered. I know that when my friends that are girls and my girlfriend sit on my legs, they feel the "bulge" and they like it. All my friends (not my girlfriend) know that I don't like them, that it is just going to occur because their genital area rubbing against mine. Now on the other hand when my girl friend does this purposely to me, she knows that she will feel the "bulge" and she loves it. She always makes sure with me to make sure that it is fine if she can do that then, which of course I will never say no. Most guys cannot control this from happening, and girls, if you don't like it, then don't make a big scene about it and just stand up. You also don't have to feel like you are too heavy, because, if you were crushing the guy, he would politely tell you without making a big scene about it. It is nothing to be afraid of it and have fun.
  • Ferx01 2009/09/05 22:24:19
    Flattered
    Ferx01
    +1
    A girl should be flattered cuz thats somethin a guy cant control.
    and it also means the guy likes the girl.
  • charoni bell 2009/03/21 17:57:39
    Flattered
    charoni bell
    +2
    I would feel flatteredd but i might just like make fun of him alittle like sayin " is that a pen in your pocket" or " did you get a smaller fone" but they wouldn't get mad that is just the kind of girl I am
  • evan charoni... 2012/01/25 22:55:30
    evan
    +2
    I wouldn't say smaller phone because that would offend me and I bet alot of other guys to
  • Joves the Instigator 2009/03/16 03:01:37
    Undecided
    Joves the Instigator
    +1
    I havent had a hardon from a girl sitting on my lap since I was in my teens.
  • w/e 2009/03/13 02:00:52
    Undecided
    w/e
    +1
    i don't think either one. i wouldn't be flattered much bcuz it just means the guy wants you sexually but they can't help it and it is more of a compliment than an insult so i don't see why they should be offended. i haven't ever been offended by it.
  • ~LyDia<3J03Y~ 2009/03/12 09:45:52
    Flattered
    ~LyDia<3J03Y~
    +2
    It means she's hot,right?
  • jrj 2009/03/12 05:51:52
    Flattered
    jrj
    +2
    Ha, I'd probably laugh. I'm a perv that way...would that be considered mean too?
  • Joves t... jrj 2009/03/16 03:00:56
    Joves the Instigator
    It would crack me up to see a girl laugh at a guy sporting morning wood because seh sat on his lap. What also carcks me up is when they have to get up and, try to not show they have it. I remember roomies trying to be cool like that.
  • jrj Joves t... 2009/03/16 23:23:09
    jrj
    ha, I always laugh at something like that, I think it the guys don't think that is so funny though... its hilarious when a guy gets all shy about that thing and a girl notices it. I think its not a big deal unless they start to get perverted about it, that happens a lot with me and my guy friends.
  • M716 2009/03/11 23:59:50
    Flattered
    M716
    +1
    yea this happened before girl sitting on my lap and i got hard they started to move around on it and stuff and one girl we were joking about it
  • Harleigh20 2009/03/11 02:47:57
    Flattered
    Harleigh20
    +1
    i think flattered but it depends on the girl
  • oh_baby 2009/03/10 23:48:41
    Flattered
    oh_baby
    +1
    ha! if you sit on a guys lap expect that shit. thats hott. he wants you take advantage of knowing that
  • Mellow 2009/03/10 22:19:58
    Undecided
    Mellow
    +4
    Personally, I would probably be flattered--
    Unless of course the person were family, then I would be completely disgusted.
  • EmoZebra 2009/03/10 18:22:52
    Flattered
    EmoZebra
    +1
    my boyfrends lol
  • MultiShock76 2009/03/10 05:03:57
  • Saya 2009/03/10 04:07:57
    Undecided
    Saya
    +1
    im not sure...it all depends on who da guy iz an who da girl iz
  • lyric Saya 2009/03/14 17:26:20
    lyric
    +2
    what's with all this iz $h!t? you sound like a retard
  • Saya lyric 2009/03/14 19:21:27
    Saya
    +1
    scuze me?
  • lyric Saya 2009/03/16 01:18:15
    lyric
    +3
    you sound like an uneducated hoodrat reject

    sound uneducated hoodrat reject
  • Saya lyric 2009/03/16 02:56:22
    Saya
    again scuze me?...i kno u didnt just call me a hoodrat!
  • lyric Saya 2009/03/18 18:23:40
    lyric
    +1
    Perhaps you should spend a little more time on an educational site as opposed to sodahead. We're are all now dumber for having read you retarded, half hearted attempt at hood richness.

    site opposed sodahead dumber read retarded hearted attempt hood richness
  • rickbo 2009/03/10 03:08:48 (edited)
    Flattered
    rickbo
    +1
    If a guy makes a girl wet, no guy will ever be offended. They'll tell everyone they know and will follow it with a bunch of high-fives to strangers, street signs and dogs.

    Getting a girl wet, BTW, has only been recorded to have happened once. No other claims have been verified.

    strangers street signs dogs girl wet btw recorded claims verified
  • lyric 2009/03/10 03:01:10
    Undecided
    lyric
    +1
    none of the above, she should just take it for what it is.....then sit on it until he's done then get off his lap because he probably doesn't want her around anymore anyways

    undecided lap
  • g!anna 2009/03/10 02:50:10
    Undecided
    g!anna
    +1
    i'd be flattered, but shouldn't the guy be able to control himself?
    maybe just a little bit? lol
  • Dr. Hotensecksy 2009/03/10 02:43:01
    Undecided
    Dr. Hotensecksy
    +1
    I don't really know how to answer this, I think the guy should be able to control himself, but on the other hand it is definitely a compliment so I guess it just depends on the gal in question
  • Dr. Hot... Dr. Hot... 2009/03/10 02:44:26
    Dr. Hotensecksy
    +1
    also clowns are evil
  • joe 2009/03/10 02:06:54
    Undecided
    joe
    +1
    I honestly don't know. If the person is self conscious, then no. If not, then yes, maybe.
  • Kate- Vampire Princess and ... 2009/03/10 01:39:44
    Flattered
    Kate- Vampire Princess and WolfGirl.
    +3
    Why else would you be sitting on his lap?
    I mean if you didn't wan him to think you were hot or something, why sit on his lap?
  • Keri69 2009/03/10 00:44:33
    Flattered
    Keri69
    +4
    Why else would I be sitting, I would very offended if I did not get the pop.
  • Cadet 1st Lt.Hall <3 2009/03/10 00:44:02
    Undecided
    Cadet 1st Lt.Hall <3
    +2
    it realy depends...i geuss both......hmmmmm idk........
  • beverlyblonde 2009/03/10 00:28:07
    Flattered
    beverlyblonde
    +1
    it means she's HOT!
  • dan miller 2009/03/09 23:50:26
    Flattered
    dan miller
    +2
    A girl should be flattered. If a girl does not turn him on, he won't get a "bulge". So... if she sits on his lap, and she feels that he is "growing" in his pants, then she should feel special, and should show him how much she appreciates this "honor". lol.
  • MUGEN :: 無限 2009/03/09 23:40:56
    Undecided
    MUGEN :: 無限
    +1
    none of the above.

    She should simply expect such natural cycle.

    PS: Those guys who get excited by a chick on their lap are in need of some serious ...you know.
  • sglmom 2009/03/09 23:37:16
    Undecided
    sglmom
    +1
    Actually (me, personally) I will NEVER sit on someone else's lap -- so the question is moot for me ...

    However, if the girl is NOT expecting this -- then she should GET OFF and leave ...

    IF the girl wanted to attract the 'attention' of the guy (in this way) -- that is why she is putting herself in that situation (and it bothers me that she has NO Value for anything other than being a 'toy' to some guy -- hey, where is the girl's self esteem at this point?)

    OTHERWISE .. Girls need to listen to the way I taught MY Daughter to handle the situation -- IF you do NOT Want a boy groping you or assuming something "nasty" -- then FIND YOUR OWN SEAT by yourself and don't let him say otherwise!
  • Jenna 2009/03/09 23:28:05
    Flattered
    Jenna
    +2
    I would be flattered, that is the reason that I am sitting on his lap, by the way
  • Jasper1006 2009/03/09 23:07:38
    Undecided
    Jasper1006
    +1
    I don't really know. I've only sat on a few guys laps and that has NEVER happened

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