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How To Protect Yourself from the Flu...

Andy 2012/02/15 05:01:15
Miss Beatrice, the church organist was in her eighties
and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and
kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him
into her quaint sitting room.

She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it.

The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity
about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the
better of him and he could no longer resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?

Pointing to the bowl...'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking
through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it
would prevent the spread of disease.

Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.
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  • sjalan 2012/02/15 05:05:49
    sjalan
    +5
    Whether it is a coincidnece or not I don't know. But every year during flu season I cut onions in half and put a half in each room of the house. Replace the onion halves once every 3-4 days.

    I have done this every year since 1975 when my grandmother told me about it. The result has been that the family has fewer colds and fewer Flu like symtoms.

    I am really not kidding. It sounds just as probable as the condom in the bowl of water, but it does seem to work.

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  • Andrew 2012/02/17 20:40:38
    Andrew
    Eat good, rest, wash your hands, keep hand sanitizer, and don't touch other people.
  • wildcat 2012/02/16 01:58:29
    wildcat
    +1
    Flu shot, about as much of a joke as the one you just posted.
  • Loverofcountry 2012/02/15 23:18:45
    Loverofcountry
    +1
    Thar's a good joke!! I'm ROTFLMAO.
  • SandraKogelheide 2012/02/15 22:52:58
    SandraKogelheide
    When i am sick, I stay home so i don't give it to others
  • FencerCat 2012/02/15 21:49:55
    FencerCat
    +1
    lol. Who knew!
  • ID51 2012/02/15 15:05:12
    ID51
    +2
    LOL - I've seen this joke before. Too funny :-) I eat right, get enough rest, take my vitamins, exercise, wash my hands, use hand sanitizer, and get my flu shot. Haven't had the flu since 1988 - the year I was pregnant and didn't get a flu shot! (Guidelines have changed, and now pregnant women are allowed the shot.)
  • Tom 2012/02/15 10:22:59
  • The Birdman ~ PWCM~JLA 2012/02/15 09:20:58
    The Birdman ~ PWCM~JLA
    +3
    That's a very cute joke! Your jokes make mine look like I'm a rotten bast....a bad man!
  • Ameera 2012/02/15 05:49:08
  • doc moto 2012/02/15 05:34:34
    doc moto
    +4
    Innocent humor is great; some pointed and some planned, but all in all okay! I like a few drops of 28% sodium chlorite (solution) mixed with lemon/lime or vinegar and after waiting three minute add four to six ounces of water and this mixture kills all sorts of pathogens, viruses, HIV, Malaria, etc...
  • Splashstorm 2012/02/15 05:28:00
    Splashstorm
    +4
    awesome...
  • staarduster 2012/02/15 05:06:35
    staarduster
    +4
    That's a great way to end this whole day on SodaHead. Have a great night! hahaha
  • Reggie☮ 2012/02/15 05:06:05
  • sjalan 2012/02/15 05:05:49
    sjalan
    +5
    Whether it is a coincidnece or not I don't know. But every year during flu season I cut onions in half and put a half in each room of the house. Replace the onion halves once every 3-4 days.

    I have done this every year since 1975 when my grandmother told me about it. The result has been that the family has fewer colds and fewer Flu like symtoms.

    I am really not kidding. It sounds just as probable as the condom in the bowl of water, but it does seem to work.
  • Ron in ... sjalan 2012/02/15 18:07:16
    Ron in Oregon
    This is very true, but I use vitamin D3
  • Lilymoon 2012/02/15 05:04:19
  • Arinn 2012/02/15 05:03:10
    Arinn
    +5
    Oh great she picked it up I would have to wash my hands a lot if I did that!
  • Andy Arinn 2012/02/15 13:29:31
    Andy
    it was a joke...
  • Arinn Andy 2012/02/15 20:00:01
    Arinn
    That's good!

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