How are women like monkey's?

by neile Posted 2012/08/18 19:01:48

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	When monkey's swing from branch to branch they won't let go until they have a hold of the next branch. Women won't let go of a guy until she has a hold on another..	7 votes	44%
	They are picky!	9 votes	56%

The truth hurts doesn't it.

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strongerthenb4 2012/08/19 01:19:14

They are picky!

you know not all women are the same ?!
and you mention something about women loving jerks as a reply to someone.thats not true,i do know a lot of friends that like jerks but its just ridiculious.women that have self-respect actually look for a guy that respects them.honestly,women choose to have men just as men choose to have women.we dont need eachother we just choose to be together.

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neile to stronge... 2012/08/19 11:56:58

You don't get out much, do you? To much TV.

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stronge... to neile 2012/08/19 12:32:25 (edited)

i dont get why your so defensive.your talking about how women are "like monkeys" yet you dont have any kind of proof.not everyones the same,you may know some women that like stepping all over you (not that i blame them with all your cockiness and all,how can you)
honestly if you have no respect for women and clearly you dont.just stay away from them and do them a favour.

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METALheadMom 2012/08/18 23:13:44 (edited)

They are picky!

Really? That's just as arrogant as me saying men pick women by the size of their breasts, and don't let go until they find bigger breasts. What's that mean - they still haven't cut the ties with Mommy?

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neile to METALhe... 2012/08/19 11:53:57

Not the same. The need to hold the first branch until they have hold of the next branch is more of an emotion and not physical thing. Guys don't need branches to make it through the woods. Maybe in your mommy's day, not today. Sounds like you are a branch with some BARK and nobody hanging on.

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Muskoka 2012/08/18 20:47:48 (edited)

They are picky!

This women kicks men to the curb and does not need men to complete her life and never has. Men are not a necessity and never have been. They are simply fluff.

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neile to Muskoka 2012/08/18 21:18:27

You are so adorable. I believe you now. Wait a few years you will see the way. I think it is a taught technique. You go girl and get your masters.

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Muskoka to neile 2012/08/18 22:12:28

I already have a PhD. No need for a masters now.

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neile to Muskoka 2012/08/18 22:30:55

Sounds like you haven't held a branch in a while. Even though you go from bed to bed.

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Muskoka to neile 2012/08/21 02:57:17

I do not hold branches at all, but I am very discriminating as to where I sleep

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BUNNIES 2012/08/18 19:48:43

They are picky!

+1
shame i don't fit into this generalization

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neile to BUNNIES 2012/08/18 21:16:04

What do you think you fit into? Sox

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BUNNIES to neile 2012/08/18 21:16:54

+1
i don't

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Cantus_bird 2012/08/18 19:27:39

They are picky!

Hmmmm, a visual came to me as i looked upon your question. Then who are those monkeys hanging around those female monkeys suckling at the teet? ..... i've seen this often in documentaries .......

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neile to Cantus_... 2012/08/18 21:14:58

+1
We are trying to keep them from grabbing the other branch. They make us look like fools.

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Cantus_... to neile 2012/08/18 21:30:28

LOL! that's a first, double tasking ..... a visual of a fool walking and banging into a sign due to a beauty in their visual, double vision as well ....... LOL!

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Cantus_... to Cantus_... 2012/08/18 21:31:35

p.s. i rave you for just the humor you have ..... double rave, man you are on a roll LOL!

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Stef and the City 2012/08/18 19:07:46

They are picky!

+1

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Jack to Stef an... 2012/08/18 19:13:29

I wish that was true; but, in my experience, the more of an arsehole a bloke is, the more women like him!

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Stef an... to Jack 2012/08/18 19:20:19

+1
You're right. I do love jerks.

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neile to Stef an... 2012/08/18 21:10:26

+1
An honest women. I love it.

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neile to Jack 2012/08/18 21:11:17

They all catch a dead branch and fall every now and then.

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neile to Stef an... 2012/08/18 21:12:39

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I don't kow. What do you call women swinging in the trees? Should be my next question to post.

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neile 2012/08/18 19:02:27

When monkey's swing from branch to branch they won't let go until they have a...

Prove me wrong.

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BattleB... to neile 2012/08/18 19:04:02

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Prove yourself right first. Show me evidence that every single woman is like that and I will gladly admit you are right.

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neile to BattleB... 2012/08/18 21:09:30

Tell me one that isn't and I will admit you are right.
They will all deny it but deep down they know it's true.

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BattleB... to neile 2012/08/18 23:58:19

You made the accusation neile, the burden of proof is on you :

Off you toddle.

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brian.s... to neile 2012/08/18 19:06:02

Uhhhh, I'm not touching this one.

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neile to brian.s... 2012/08/18 21:09:54

What are you doing here then?

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brian.s... to neile 2012/08/18 21:15:53

Thought there would be a funny joke and realized that any response might get a lot of females mad at me. My post was meant to be a little funny. Gee. Touchy much?

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neile to brian.s... 2012/08/18 21:23:54

No , not touchy. Just come up to the plate once in a while. You must be worried your girlfriend might be looking at the trees.

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