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Hotel Replaces Bedside Bibles With '50 Shades Of Grey': Hilarious or Horrible?

mrosen814 2012/07/31 21:00:00
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Bibles have been booted from The Damson Dene Hotel... and E L James’ BDSM erotica novel "Fifty Shades of Grey" has taken its place in every room within the English inn.

Upon request, the front desk of the hotel will provide bibles. TheFrisky goes on to write "...the replacement has caused much controversy, with people in the United States sending “quite a few e-mails quoting the scripture to [the hotel] and suggesting that it would be a good thing to put the Bible back.”

THEFRISKY.COM reports:
Christian Grey is damn near God-like — at least according to guests’ bedside tables in The Damson Dene Hotel.’
god-like guests bedside tables damson dene hotel bibles booted james

Read More: http://www.thefrisky.com/2012-07-25/hotel-replaces...

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  • dePSyChO 2012/07/31 21:34:33
    Hilarious
    dePSyChO
    +42
    I mean, think about it - both the Bible and 50 Shades are popular works of fiction. 50 Shades just happens to be a bit more realistic.

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  • Metaldane Somkey ... 2012/08/01 09:45:51
    Metaldane
    Nope your misinformed if you think your religion's texts apply to people of other paths.
  • Somkey ... Metaldane 2012/08/01 09:47:10
    Somkey the Hores
    You'll find out soon enough. God loves you anyway.
  • Metaldane Somkey ... 2012/08/01 11:32:42
    Metaldane
    Nope sry your wrong so you can take your "love" (which has killed a bunch of people btw) and shove it.
  • Leprach... Somkey ... 2012/08/01 10:02:36 (edited)
    Leprachaun999
    It has no baring on anyone else.
  • Sew Tallulah 2012/08/02 13:53:37
    Sew
    e Bible is only respected by those who follow it. To the rest of us its a long boring narrative punctuated with bouts of extreme violence, arbitrary judgement and the occasional good deed.
  • Jayfeather 2012/08/01 05:07:27
    Horrible
    Jayfeather
    +3
    Take out Bibles: fine. Put in other books: fine. But putting smut in at all (let alone in place of a Holy Book) is unacceptable.
  • Katherine 2012/08/01 05:03:28
    Horrible
    Katherine
    +7
    Replaced the Bible with porn?

    Well if you ever wonder what's wrong with society...
    yah don't get it now, yah never will...
  • *Mahogany Goddess of P.H.A.E.T 2012/08/01 05:01:48 (edited)
    Hilarious
    *Mahogany Goddess of P.H.A.E.T
    +2
    At least the Bible is great literature whether you believe in it or not.



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  • bags the Indigenous Guru 2012/08/01 04:55:56
    Hilarious
    bags the Indigenous Guru
    That's the funniest thing I've heard all day. Oh, I'll just bet they've been getting sent scripture over that!!!!
  • Ahrtal 2012/08/01 04:55:28
    Horrible
    Ahrtal
    Another excuse for jihad. Imagine what will happen when a Muslim opens that drawer. Even they have a bit of respect for the Bible.
  • Morrison Ahrtal 2012/08/01 15:12:51
    Morrison
    Like Christians "respect" the Koran?
  • Ahrtal Morrison 2012/08/02 01:57:00
    Ahrtal
    I think most Christians would not defile the Koran; bad apples in every barrel and on both sides.
  • Morrison Ahrtal 2012/08/05 20:24:02
    Morrison
    And I don't think most Muslims would "defile" 50 shades of Gray" either. They'd probably simply not read it.
  • Sterling 2012/08/01 04:53:08
    Horrible
    Sterling
    +1
    I don't know if it's horrible or hilarious. Seems stupid to me.
  • cupcakes 2012/08/01 04:47:01
    Hilarious
    cupcakes
    +2
    wtf? why is everybody so pissed, if you dont like it bring your on god damn bible
  • Morrison cupcakes 2012/08/01 15:13:49
    Morrison
    Christians are perpetually pissed off. It's the fuel for their supernatural fire.
  • RevBH 2012/08/01 04:45:44
    Hilarious
    RevBH
    They're both fiction. What's the diff?
  • Freebird 2012/08/01 04:42:50
    Horrible
    Freebird
    +5
    and disgusting! I've heard of people who were on the verge of suicide picking up the Bible in a hotel room and changing their mind. Doubt very much this book does much for anyone.
  • Heisenberg 2012/08/01 04:34:23
    Hilarious
    Heisenberg
    +1
    That's funny as hell.
  • KeeganTheAwesome 2012/08/01 04:30:10
    Hilarious
    KeeganTheAwesome
    I don't even want to imagine how much business the hotel's going to gain (or lose) when the women start doing things only Heaven knows about while reading this.
  • Ken 2012/08/01 04:15:39
    Horrible
    Ken
    +3
    Disgusting
  • Jdogg 2012/08/01 04:11:59
    Horrible
    Jdogg
    +2
    If it was in my hotel room I wouldn't even bother picking it up.
  • Theresa2000 2012/08/01 04:10:56
    Hilarious
    Theresa2000
    +2
    It's actually kind of funny since the demographics show those who read 50 Shades more than anyone else was Conservative CHRISTIAN women.
  • Ferηαηdσ [Clinton2016] 2012/08/01 04:03:10
    Hilarious
    Ferηαηdσ [Clinton2016]
    +3
    They should have replaced the bibles with vibrators. Maybe the the far right bible thumpers wouldn't be in such a sour mood all the time.
  • zeldamaster17 2012/08/01 03:59:47
    Hilarious
    zeldamaster17
    +1
    Much more moralistic book to put in there. Moving on the right track!
  • biggerman 2012/08/01 03:59:44
    Horrible
    biggerman
    +5
    Silly actually - Gideons International provides those Bibles free of charge and has done so for many years. There is no reason why the hotel can't put the Bibles in the rooms along with whatever other literature they want to provide. The book they provided probably cost them a few bucks. When people are alone in their rooms and feeling lonely, the Bible is a source of comfort - the anti-Christian, anti-Bible sentiment in today's world is sad.
  • Sew biggerman 2012/08/02 13:56:56
    Sew
    It's only a source of comfort if you believe. To the rest of us its just a long winded particularly violent fairytale.
  • biggerman Sew 2012/08/03 03:47:30 (edited)
    biggerman
    If you don't want to read it - don't. But, there are many people who stay in motels who may find the Bible helpful. Why would it offend you that a Bible would be tucked a way in a drawer in a motel room? The Bible is provided free of charge - it certainly doesn't add to the cost of the room. If a motel puts literature in the rooms that costs them money; the cost will certainly be passed down to the customers eventually. I would find that objectionable, regardless of what it was.
  • Sew biggerman 2012/08/03 17:08:19
    Sew
    The point is you can't validate it's existence in the room on the basis that you think it's helpful to alot of people. The fact that it's free, sure but not that it's helpful. I find the bible no more helpful or comforting then 50 shades of grey and I'm hardly alone in this. Furthermore why would it offend you that it's NOT in the drawer and 50 shades is? And did the cost in hotels actually go up when they replaced the bible or are you simply saying it could?
  • biggerman Sew 2012/08/04 03:13:45
    biggerman
    First of all, I can validate that the Bible is regarded as a help to a lot of people. There is testimony after testimony of that fact - that is why the traditon has continued for all of these many, many years. You can google that for yourself. Even though you may not find it helpful does not mean that others may. Your logic is ridiculous and self centered.

    Secondly, I never said I was offended. I am not offended if the Bibles are not there. I carry my own Bible whenever I am on a trip. But, you seem to be offended it they are placed there. Why is that? If a motel manager wants to put some other book in the drawer; go for it.

    I said that it seemed silly and unnecessary considering the fact that the Bibles were placed there free of charge. I don't know that the 50 Shades books were placed there at a cost but it seems most likely that they were. I don't imagine that the author or the publishing house is going to be giving those things away. If they are put there as a cost; it stands to reason that the motel manager will have to pass that cost on to his customers eventually. It also seems likely that the books may get stolen and add to the cost.
  • shadow76 2012/08/01 03:57:08
    Horrible
    shadow76
    +2
    That is outrageous. If I found that in any room I would leave immediately!
  • LoverDearest 2012/08/01 03:56:03
    Hilarious
    LoverDearest
    +2
    That. Is. AWESOME! I read 50 Shades, and really liked it, as ashamed of myself as I was. It's the characters that draw you in, and, ok, a little bit of curiosity over it being "porn", which it isn't really. Just soft-core porn.
  • NinjaRebecca 2012/08/01 03:40:15
    Horrible
    NinjaRebecca
    +3
    Its offensive to me that people would replace any holy book with this filth. Honestly. Its just offensive any way you look at it. I happen to be Christian, but if it were the Torah or the Quaran I would feel the same way.
  • mikeeonly 2012/08/01 03:33:08
    Horrible
    mikeeonly
    +3
    there are some things that do not need to change
  • Devil's Advocate 2012/08/01 03:29:34 (edited)
    Horrible
    Devil's Advocate
    +6
    People say to me 'Ally, you are a bookworm who has a very high sex drive, surely youre into 50 Shades?'
    To which I say 'I have a book collection that spans hundreds upon hundreds of the greatest works of literature and academia... and a broadband connection. So I dont have to sully myself, thank you.'

    My objection is not to the Bible not being placed in the hotel but to an erotic novel which is both a poor novel and poor erotica being placed there.
  • bags th... Devil's... 2012/08/01 04:58:24
    bags the Indigenous Guru
    +1
    Good point!
  • Devil's... bags th... 2012/08/01 05:17:51
    Devil's Advocate
    +1
    Thanks!!
  • oros Devil's... 2012/08/01 05:39:17
    oros
    Hit the nail on the head, it so badly written it has the artistic and stimulating merit of the smell my dog is so proud of after he has rolled on a dead snail.
  • Hilarious
    Pixie·ŸŸMzAwesome♠ƤĦĂĔŢ♠
    +5
    bahahahahha. I do not think hotels should have bibles at all anyways.
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