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Have You Ever Pretended To Have Read a Book You Didn't Actually Read?

SodaHead Living 2012/05/14 00:30:20
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If you’re a “book bluffer,” you’re in good company. According to the New York Times and a British website called Female First, fibbing about the books you’ve read is far more common than you might think. Research from the Lindeman’s Wine & Book Club revealed that 71% of Brits lie to friends and family, claiming to have read books they actually haven’t.

The most common reason cited for engaging in the practice is fear of being perceived as stupid. The study found that more men engage in book bluffing than women—mostly when trying to impress prospective partners. However, women are more likely to lie to friends or colleagues than their male counterparts.

So what books do the Brits most frequently pretend to have read?

The top five are “Pride and Prejudice” by Jane Austen, “The Lord of the Rings” by J. R. R. Tolkien, “Jane Eyre” by Charlotte Bronte, “Tess of the D’Ubervilles” by Thomas Hardy, and “The Hobbit” by J. R. R. Tolkien.

(Hmm . . . most of those books have been turned into movies. Is that the key to successful book bluffing?)



We don’t have any stats on book bluffing in America. However, the New York Times did come forward with a list of books their staff members have been less than truthful about having read.

They include: “Infinite Jest” by David Foster Wallace, “The Corrections” by Jonathan Franzen, “1984” by George Orwell, “War and Peace” by Leo Tolstoy, “The Great Gatsby” by F. Scott Fitzgerald, and--ironically--“How to Talk About Books You Haven’t Read” by Pierre Bayard.

So what about you SodaHeads? Have you ever pretended to have read a book you didn't actually read?

Read More: http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/books/Pride++Prejudic...

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  • Bibliophilic 2012/05/14 06:18:47
    No
    Bibliophilic
    +6
    Technically no. I was instructed to read a book for class, but I stopped halfway because I loathed it. I just smiled and nodded if someone talked to me about it.

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  • UndeadZander 2012/05/14 12:09:19
    Yes
    UndeadZander
    +2
    (cough) in school (cough)
  • cmdrbnd007 UndeadZ... 2012/05/14 13:41:36
    cmdrbnd007
    +1
    It always seems that the books you are assigned in school suck. lol What's funny is I've since read some of the books I bluffed my way through and they were really good. Of course never got into Moby Dick or the Scarlet Letter.
  • Crypt_H... cmdrbnd007 2012/05/14 15:28:36
    Crypt_Heart
    O.o; In todays schools, Moby Dick is heavily censored XD
  • cmdrbnd007 Crypt_H... 2012/05/15 14:43:04
    cmdrbnd007
    What? Are you serious? Whatever for?
  • Khawla 2012/05/14 11:35:18
    No
    Khawla
    I cn't even if I try I will read it
  • joshua ben-ami 2012/05/14 11:06:18
    No
    joshua ben-ami
    Why would I???
  • apostate 2012/05/14 11:03:06
    Yes
    apostate
    +1
    When Christians ask me if I've read the bible I say I haven't just to piss them off.
  • Aader apostate 2012/05/14 11:09:36
    Aader
    Have you read the bible yet.
  • Wanderer 2012/05/14 10:00:46
    No
    Wanderer
    Why would anyone want to.? there's nothing to gain by it.
  • Crypt_H... Wanderer 2012/05/14 15:29:29
    Crypt_Heart
    +1
    Except social standing, possibly a job, decent grades... perception, it's 9/10ths of social law.
  • Wanderer Crypt_H... 2012/05/14 20:02:19
    Wanderer
    ...but if one didn't read the book then one wouldn't have the information contained within to call upon...it could soon constitute a problem.
  • sundance 2012/05/14 08:39:09
    Yes
    sundance
    +1
    The hand book for the written test, at the drivers license bureau. Must be OK though. I did get a 98. Who knew the over length limit in this basackward state was 4 feet instead of three...Just a thought...
  • Jake Blanton 2012/05/14 08:37:03
    No
    Jake Blanton
    +1
    There have been quite a few that I wish that I hadn't actually read, especially in college... I really could have done without having read Shakespeare and Madam Bovary, amongst others...
  • CREW grand 2012/05/14 08:19:41
    Yes
    CREW grand
    +2
    I never would have survived school without Cliffs Notes or Spark Notes.
    Much of their assigned reading was a boring, pointless waste of time.
    I actually tried my best to read “The Great Gatsby” but would constantly catch myself falling asleep and needing to re-read the past page because the whole book seemed to be just a lot of words that described absolutely nothing happening.
    “1984” is really worth reading though.

    Don
  • Rave CREW grand 2012/05/14 13:00:11
    Rave
    +2
    The Great Gatsby is a great book.
  • cmdrbnd007 Rave 2012/05/14 13:42:40
    cmdrbnd007
    +2
    Well, yes, it's GREAT. lol
  • CREW grand cmdrbnd007 2012/05/14 14:54:13
    CREW grand
    +2
    I was thinking of Great Expectations.
    Lots of expectations.
    My expectations were for something interesting to happen before the book ended.
    Nothing ever did.

    Don
  • cmdrbnd007 CREW grand 2012/05/15 14:43:57
    cmdrbnd007
    +1
    Yeah, that was one of those that I started, got in about one chapter and decided not to finish. lol
  • CREW grand Rave 2012/05/14 14:52:26
    CREW grand
    +4
    I screwed up; I was thinking of Great Expectations.
    That Great was not great.
    Pip did this.
    Pip did that.
    Pip put on his dressing gown.
    Pip put on his night cap.
    Pip emptied the chamber pot.
    I don't care what Pip did.
    I wanted Pip to die.

    Don
  • JGF 2012/05/14 08:19:22
    No
    JGF
    +2
    Just the opposite. I often tell people I'm watching TV when actually I'm sprawled on the sofa surrounded by books. No need to give them further ammunition in their bias against "nerds", "bookworms", "eggheads", etc.
  • Crypt_H... JGF 2012/05/14 15:31:06
    Crypt_Heart
    T-T I have more pdf's than I have books... (and I have a lot of books ._.;
  • Alex 2012/05/14 07:14:31
    Yes
    Alex
    +1
    Yep -- The Great Gatsby. A lot of folks in my class, when we read it, absolutely loved it. I couldn't get past page 74. It was SO BORING.
  • Melizmatic Alex 2012/05/14 17:18:23
    Melizmatic
    +1
    It was boring, but I forced my way through it.
  • Alex Melizmatic 2012/05/15 02:59:54
    Alex
    +1
    I give you much credit. I think watching the movie before reading the book was what did it for me. Couldn't stand the constant slowness, lol.
  • Melizmatic Alex 2012/05/15 05:07:17
    Melizmatic
    The movie was worse.
  • Brynn 2012/05/14 07:13:53
    No
    Brynn
    +2
    If you're lying about reading books after high school, you are pathetic.
  • cmdrbnd007 Brynn 2012/05/14 13:43:53
    cmdrbnd007
    +2
    That and college. There were books I should have read in college and didn't. Now I read for fun and if I like it I'll finish it.
  • Crypt_H... cmdrbnd007 2012/05/14 15:32:02
    Crypt_Heart
    +3
    and if you don't at least read the abstract in Uni...you often end up with an F.
  • Lorenz0... Crypt_H... 2012/05/14 16:00:15
    Lorenz0 W. ElMenzo
    +1
    I had a friend in HS, who would stand in front of class & give a book report, when she had only read the summary on the book jacket, she got an A in both english & drama!
  • cmdrbnd007 Crypt_H... 2012/05/15 14:45:29
    cmdrbnd007
    You got that right. My brother told me he had a professor tell him what you do is read the first chapter, a few assorted chapters and then read the last chapter and that will pretty much get you through any book.
  • Bibliophilic 2012/05/14 06:18:47
    No
    Bibliophilic
    +6
    Technically no. I was instructed to read a book for class, but I stopped halfway because I loathed it. I just smiled and nodded if someone talked to me about it.
  • Melizmatic Bibliop... 2012/05/14 17:17:06
    Melizmatic
    +1
    I had the same experience with the Canterbury Tales in college; luckily, the teacher was a Shakespeare fanatic, so he barely talked about Chaucer at all, and I ended up passing the course with a B...
  • The Inc... Bibliop... 2012/05/15 00:45:11
    The Incurable Pessimist
    Which one?
  • Beat Ma... Bibliop... 2012/05/15 09:13:29
    Beat Magnum True Hero
    Cliff notes, Spark notes, and Wikipedia have gotten me thorough many a loathsome novel.
  • JoeM Bibliop... 2012/05/15 16:27:28
    JoeM
    With a name like "book lover", you must have been waiting on this question since you joined SH..
  • Sexuallobster 2012/05/14 06:17:22
    Yes
    Sexuallobster
    +5
    Can you say.. highschool English classes?
  • cmdrbnd007 Sexuall... 2012/05/14 13:44:08
    cmdrbnd007
    Exactly!
  • Inquisitve Kat 2012/05/14 06:11:17
    No
    Inquisitve Kat
    +1
    I'd be afraid of being caught, if someone questioned me about the book.
  • S* 2012/05/14 05:41:40
    Yes
    S*
    +4
    it is called School.
  • Marcus Clark 2012/05/14 05:22:27
    Yes
    Marcus Clark
    +2
    Many years ago when I was a kid in school.

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