Have you ever been in the throws of passion and then, suddenly from out of nowhere, you were visited by "THE MELTY MAN!"?

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• Dark De... to Selkie 2009/12/13 10:56:03
  

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  I'm not sure if I've seen that one. I'll look out for it. They're repeating them at the moment. :o)

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• Lucy to Selkie 2009/12/13 14:29:27
  

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  Hey my girl, HOW ARE YOU??? I've missed you!
  
  Have you heard about our dear friend doc?
  
  Hope you are having a wonderful weekend, Big Hugs!

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• Selkie to Lucy 2010/01/19 09:02:13
  

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  Hi Lucy! I'm baaacckk. What's up with doc? Haven't heard from him. . .
  Good to see you! Hope you had some great holidays!!!

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• Lucy to Selkie 2010/01/19 13:25:04
  

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  Sending you an email.

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• Nabael 2009/12/13 06:34:06
  

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  Lucky for me it is very rare, and has only happened after going for over 30 minutes. Ever than it is rare.

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• Miss Andrist 2009/12/13 06:30:48
  

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  Since mine is a prosthetic, I can honestly say no. I've never had that problem.

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• 1019803 2009/12/13 04:37:34
  

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  I think most men have at least met this "melty man" . I'm 59 still only have him as a very infrequent visitor, and gf is very supportive anyway, pun intended.
  If and/or when that does happen there are now "anti melty man pills". This need be a problem for no one.

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• Dark De... to 1019803 2009/12/13 04:54:44
  

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  "Anti Melty Man Pills" LMAO! :o)

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• kato 2009/12/13 04:29:18
  

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  yes when my girl`s mom walked in on us

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• Dark De... to kato 2009/12/13 04:56:25
  

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  Damn, been there and done that, my friend. lol
  
  Although, I was laying on the floor at the time and my girlfriend had a big skirt on, so thinking quickly, I grabbed her hands and we styled it out as if we were play-fighting and her Mother didn't know a thing and looked at both of us and said, "Awww. What will you two get up to next?"
  
  That was probably one the closest shaves I've ever had! :o)
  

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• kato to Dark De... 2009/12/13 05:04:27
  

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  hahaha! that was funny but me, when my girl`s mom walked in we didnt even notice it maybe because we were so into getting our freak on or what but all of a suddent i hear her say OOH LIDIA YOU ARE ON TOP OF HIM, i swear i didnt know where to run, hide or what i just froze. she left right away but i was just not in the mood to continue. lol!

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• emily to kato 2011/03/29 15:22:36
  

  Oh no! parentus interruptus! I hate when that happens.

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• hart 2009/12/13 04:16:40
  

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  no, but i have had whiskey dick before..

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• kato to hart 2011/03/29 15:24:49
  

  lol! i aint never heard that before whats that like?

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• Lovely 2009/12/13 04:15:34
  

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  LMAO!

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• no name 2009/12/13 04:14:58
  

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  Hahaha! Men and their insecurities. ;-)

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• Tea in the Harbor 2009/12/13 04:13:39 (edited)
  

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  No, but I have suffered from "Poke and Puke Syndrome," made me quit drinking!

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• 1019803 to Tea in ... 2009/12/13 04:27:54
  

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  OMG tea, don't tell us anymore!

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• Tea in ... to 1019803 2009/12/13 06:29:28
  

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  Let's just say my buddy and me have different aesthetic standards, the part he was looking at was prettier than what I was seeing and he winds up being the boss sometimes when we're drinking, LOL!

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• Astro-Boy PHAET 2009/12/13 04:03:38
  

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  haha...funny

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• ImgonaluvAztroBoi4eva 2009/12/13 04:02:05
  

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  Love the top one! Yeah never blush and have a stiffy at the same time, lol...

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• Deathblooms /m\ 2009/12/13 04:00:49
  

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  LOL to funny..

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• Mellow 2009/12/13 04:00:42
  

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  Lmao! Guys have it bad sometimes =/

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• ©TransAmTam~Metal Queen \m/ 2009/12/13 03:56:29
• CODE 11 to ©TransA... 2009/12/13 04:13:59
  

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  Women are so lucky...just lay down and enjoy

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• ©TransA... to CODE 11 2009/12/13 04:16:57
• CODE 11 to ©TransA... 2009/12/13 04:21:06
  

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  Oh I didn't say i didn't like cowgril boots.....but women never have to say " Aaah i'am sorry something seems to out of sorts with the little guy" Thats the problem its still the little guy!

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• ©TransA... to CODE 11 2009/12/13 04:25:51
• Dark De... to ©TransA... 2009/12/13 04:21:44
  

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  Agreed. If both partners give equal effort, it lasts twice as long. ;o)
  

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• ©TransA... to Dark De... 2009/12/13 04:26:08
• CODE 11 to Dark De... 2009/12/13 04:28:40
  

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  What the Wendy's burger?

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• Dark De... to CODE 11 2009/12/13 04:57:35
  

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  No, when both partners don't just lay there, but put in effort. :o)

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• CODE 11 to Dark De... 2009/12/13 19:35:10
  

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  I like effort....Love it when a plan comes together.

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• Pet Roc... to CODE 11 2009/12/13 19:21:01
  

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  Oh so you know the ex too? lol

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