Have you ever been in the throws of passion and then, suddenly from out of nowhere, you were visited by "THE MELTY MAN!"?

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• Mrkando 2011/03/30 02:25:16
  

  Oh yes! And it will happen, sooner or later, to every man that reaches a certain age. It is a given.

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• fuzzyz71 2011/03/29 22:35:17
  

  Ok, that was hilarious but, I had no idea that could actually happen. Never been a problem for me in my 23 year sex life. . . Really?. . . That actually happens?

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• Bob, the reasonable one 2011/03/29 22:15:44
  

  The Melty man is an evil SOB...the only moments when it's happened is when there has been those coitus interruptus moments like someone knocking on the door, a child walking in the bedroom, or a bedframe collapsing....

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• Michael 2011/03/29 20:58:10
  

  +1

  LOL
  
  Only once when my wife and I lived in our apartment and the neighbor pounded on the wall for us to keep the noise down. The neighbor was cool and was only doing it as a joke, but I was laughing so hard that all hope was lost--my train of thought had definitely gotten derailed. Grateful to have our own house now.

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• bamalady35077 2011/03/29 20:08:10
  

  +1

  nope, haven't met him

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• Orangedragan 2011/03/29 19:26:43
  

  +1

  Damn...

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• chief 00 2011/03/29 18:57:27
  

  +1

  What is the Melty Man!?

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• Dark De... to chief 00 2011/03/29 21:11:02
  

  You have to watch the video. :o)

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• chief 00 to Dark De... 2011/03/30 13:59:40
  

  Oh hell na'! Never had the melty man!

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• Southern Man 2011/03/29 17:06:22
• Paige to Souther... 2011/03/30 04:04:43
  

  +1

  TMI

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• Souther... to Paige 2011/03/30 13:03:32
• misterz 2011/03/29 16:53:15
  

  +1

  Melty man has visited all of us...

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• san 2011/03/29 16:38:52
  

  +1

  I love this show, too bad America failed at trying to making this show.

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• Dark De... to san 2011/03/29 21:04:32
  

  This was considered to be the British version of Friends, but it never caught on unfortunately.

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• san to Dark De... 2011/03/30 21:24:47
  

  No, couple was out before and And America did try to re-make this show. ON ABC or NBC.

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• Wonder Woman 2011/03/29 16:33:11
• emily 2011/03/29 15:23:12
  

  +1

  So funny! I never new that he had a name!!

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• Sid♥ 2011/03/29 15:17:38
  

  +1

  yes it happened just while ago with me :<

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• Mickeyva 2011/03/29 15:04:26
  

  +1

  Nope but its usually an ill timed recall from my Husband Army Unit.

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• Dogzebra 2011/03/29 14:52:05
  

  +1

  This is not even funny. Having blueballs is one thing. Melty Man is a bad thing for a young man to have. You may want to see a doctor and have your health evaluated, before Melty Man becomes a permanent resident.
  
  

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• My2cents4HeIsPreator 2011/03/29 14:13:11
  

  +1

  Melty man?

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• Dark De... to My2cent... 2011/03/29 21:11:48
  

  +1

  You have to watch the video. :o)

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• InvaderXion420 2011/03/29 14:08:57
  

  +1

  ROFL! That's hilarious! THE MELTY MAN! He's a bastard alright.

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• B 2011/03/29 14:07:25
  

  +1

  I was with a man who experienced the "melty man" bc I laughed during it...lol I know it's wrong!

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• Razzy Ratchets 2011/03/29 14:05:38 (edited)
  

  +2

  It hasn't happened to me yet, but I await with bated breasts.

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• wandering mystery aka Relch... 2010/03/13 01:51:31
  

  +1

  Nope

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• boomer 2010/03/12 19:36:38
  

  +3

  you've outdone yourself this time! haha. He's visited me, but it wasn't my fault I swear!

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• wah-yaw 2010/03/12 19:13:28
  

  +1

  i cant get enough, mr melty has never made an appearance

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• RamblingVoices. 2010/03/12 14:47:10
  

  +2

  hahahaha...

  

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• Top Shelf® (oyo) 2010/03/12 14:44:23
  

  +2

  it's happened to me once or twice.
  i think it's a mind thing.also,stress has
  something to do with it.

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• Blistful 2009/12/15 03:02:30
  

  +1

  I wouldn't know. I am a woman. I don't want to know what it is like when I am with a man that may have that problem. I am sure that it is embarrassing..

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• Lorenzo 2009/12/14 13:14:19
  

  +3

  I met the bastard once. It was really scary.

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• Chrissie 2009/12/14 01:41:32
  

  +2

  OMg this is so freakin funny!!!

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• Pet Rock Whisperer 2009/12/13 19:16:03
  

  +3

  Any guy that says no is either lying or hasn't had much experience.

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• ? 2009/12/13 12:33:08
  

  +1

  I'm British, it never happens.

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• Pet Roc... to ? 2009/12/13 19:17:14
  

  +3

  So brits can never get it up? lol

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• Dark De... to Pet Roc... 2009/12/15 05:56:43
  

  +1

  I can assure you meeting "The Melty Man" is something I have yet to experience. I guess I've been lucky so far. :o)

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• Pet Roc... to Dark De... 2009/12/15 21:17:01
  

  +1

  Sooner or later you'll find yourself in a situation of circumstance where things don't quite go as planned. For me it was when I was about 20 and had just moved back in with my parents. My hottie friend decided the time was now. And my Dad started bitching for me to move my car before my Mom got home. I expected him to bust in on us any second.... lol
  
  There just isn't any way to work into a conversation that ya live with your parents that sounds cool. So that whole thing was pretty unexpected and so was mr melty. Not a good first impression. lol He crashed the party with an old Canadian g/f but if you knew her, it's plenty self explanatory.

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• Selkie 2009/12/13 10:49:14 (edited)
  

  +1

  I Love this show!!!
  How 'bout the one where they're looking for batteries for the remote & he finds her "toy" in the bedside table & keeps pulling the drawer further & further out. . .?

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