Gunshot to the head

Gunshot
To The Head... Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting
her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up
some groceries.
Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car
in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed,
with both hands behind the back of her head.


... He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that
Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if
she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of
the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.


The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the
doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough
on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from
the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad
of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find
out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She
initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is a
blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a
coincidence. The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the
expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.