Good, Bad And Ugly

WF - Rumpelstiltskin -PWCM~JLA 2012/03/27 19:30:46

Good, Bad And Ugly

Good: Your wife is pregnant.

Bad: It's triplets.

Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.


Good: Your wife's not talking to you.

Bad: She wants a divorce.

Ugly: She's a lawyer.


Good: Your son is finally maturing.

Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.

Ugly: So are you.


Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.

Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.

Ugly: You're in them.


Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.

Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.

Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.


Good: Your husband understands fashion.

Bad: He's a cross-dresser.

Ugly: He looks better than you.


Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your

Bad: She keeps interrupting.

Ugly: With corrections.


Good: The postman is early.

Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.

Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.


Good: Your son is dating someone new.

Bad: It's another man.

Ugly: He's your best friend.


Good: Your daughter got a new job.

Bad: As a hooker.

Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.

Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.

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