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Good, Bad And Ugly

WF - Rumpelstiltskin -PWCM~JLA 2012/03/27 19:30:46

Good, Bad And Ugly



Good: Your wife is pregnant.


Bad: It's triplets.


Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.


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Good: Your wife's not talking to you.


Bad: She wants a divorce.


Ugly: She's a lawyer.


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Good: Your son is finally maturing.


Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.


Ugly: So are you.


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Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.


Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.


Ugly: You're in them.


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Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.


Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.


Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.


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Good: Your husband understands fashion.


Bad: He's a cross-dresser.


Ugly: He looks better than you.


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Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your
daughter.


Bad: She keeps interrupting.


Ugly: With corrections.


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Good: The postman is early.


Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.


Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.


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Good: Your son is dating someone new.


Bad: It's another man.


Ugly: He's your best friend.


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Good: Your daughter got a new job.


Bad: As a hooker.


Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.


Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.

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